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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
季前赛
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 維克多·文班亞馬 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 224 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: 杰克·斯派罗. Profession? 海員. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their taut rigging, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the stormy sea could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. Financially, this team is operating in another dimension. The salary cap? Never heard of it. The luxury tax? Paid with a smile. The owner sold two of his yachts to fund this roster and he'd do it again tomorrow morning. Every player on this bench earns more in a week than most people do in a year, and not a single one of them is here to ride the pine. This is a team built to win NOW. Not tomorrow, not next season. Tonight.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
92-105 (负)
維克多·文班亞馬, this towering presence, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Cristiano Ronaldo can't finish! The 足球运动员 who finishes the winning goal can't finish the play!
Cristiano Ronaldo dribbles it off their foot! Their football boots would never betray a 足球运动员 like that!
Cristiano Ronaldo gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!
杰克·斯派罗 with the fadeaway pull-up jumper! Smooth as their taut rigging in action!
Time to breathe. 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Little secret: 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
This reliable star 杰克·斯派罗 hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at half court!
IShowSpeed whiffs on the jumper! A 饶舌歌手 off their game with their hot mic!
This certified GOAT candidate 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 sets the back screen! That dawg mentality off-ball contribution!
維克多·文班亞馬 short-arms the shot from fatigue! This respected competitor has nothing left!
Cristiano Ronaldo gave it everything! Everything a 足球运动员 has, left on the court!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 and 維克多·文班亞馬 share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
101-115 (负)
Cristiano Ronaldo opens with a free throw! This first-ballot legend making an early statement!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this tower, gets the look but can't convert from mid-range!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this long boy, steps out of bounds with the rock! Mental lapse!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this mammoth, gets exploited in the switch! Ego the size of Texas exposed in the mismatch!
杰克·斯派罗 launches the orange with nerves of steel. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
The players disappear. IShowSpeed has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Small detail: IShowSpeed wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Cristiano Ronaldo walks away muttering! Muttering about the winning goal under their breath!
維克多·文班亞馬 forces a bad deep three! This guy with a proven track record needs to trust teammates!
杰克·斯派罗 uses their size out there! The 海員 has a built-in advantage!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 attacks a step slower than usual! Injury-prone body in the tank!
IShowSpeed wipes a tear! A 饶舌歌手 who poured everything into the effort!
Cristiano Ronaldo lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 decides not to comment. I learned backstage that 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 also does 饶舌歌手 on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
114-104 (胜)
Tip-off! 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 gets us started! Let's go!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this all-time great, drills another off-balance shot off the pick and roll! Automatic!
杰克·斯派罗 walls up in the baseline! Immovable as their taut rigging bolted down!
IShowSpeed unlocks the defense! Picked it apart like a 饶舌歌手 on a mission!
維克多·文班亞馬 reads the defense perfectly! Natural-born leadership and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Halftime. The physio pounces on IShowSpeed to massage his thighs. Confession: IShowSpeed calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 with another alley-oop! You can't stop this man!
The arena buzzes for 杰克·斯派罗! A 海員 who electrifies wherever they go!
杰克·斯派罗 holds the huddle together! That 海員 leadership on full display!
IShowSpeed, this tweener, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Cristiano Ronaldo dominates the box score! Numbers worthy of a 足球运动员's the winning goal chart!
維克多·文班亞馬 takes a bow for the crowd. IShowSpeed bows to 維克多·文班亞馬. The nobility of basketball. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
106-117 (负)
Cristiano Ronaldo checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
杰克·斯派罗 misfires at the top of the key! Even this All-Star caliber talent has off nights!
This up-and-coming baller 維克多·文班亞馬 dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
杰克·斯派罗 gets screened out of the play! This world-class player lost in traffic!
Cristiano Ronaldo scores off the glass! Bank shot precision of a 足球运动员!
The players disappear into the tunnel. 杰克·斯派罗 asks for an ice pack. Bus driver's confession: 杰克·斯派罗 raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
IShowSpeed stares in disbelief! The look of a 饶舌歌手 who just lost everything!
Cristiano Ronaldo takes a tough euro-step and it doesn't go! Tendency to rush in shot selection!
This dude putting the league on notice 維克多·文班亞馬 uses the floater over this 7-footer coverage! Smart!
杰克·斯派罗 misses from fatigue! Tired arms from navigating the stormy sea all week!
This guy with rings on every finger IShowSpeed stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this guy with rings on every finger wanted.
維克多·文班亞馬 whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. 杰克·斯派罗 nods without conviction. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
88-117 (负)
Game time! 維克多·文班亞馬 and this name that's buzzing ready to put on a show at the temple of basketball!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this big fella, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this franchise cornerstone!
This franchise cornerstone Cristiano Ronaldo commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
IShowSpeed caught flat-footed! Standing still, the 饶舌歌手 reflexes took a nap!
杰克·斯派罗 scores with their taut rigging, no, with their hands! But the precision is the same!
Break! IShowSpeed has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Intel: IShowSpeed refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this once-in-a-lifetime player, yells at the coaching staff! Limited stamina causing friction!
IShowSpeed forces an alley-oop facing the rim! This guy with rings on every finger trying too hard!
Cristiano Ronaldo communicates the switch! Clear as a 足球运动员's instructions!
This household name 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 walks off in silence. This certified GOAT candidate gave it all but it wasn't enough.
維克多·文班亞馬 kicks his towel across the floor. IShowSpeed has already left for the locker room, alone. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
89-104 (负)
杰克·斯派罗 locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a 海員 who means business!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 air-mails a buzzer-beater from mid-range! Way off for this absolute legend!
Stolen from 杰克·斯派罗! A 海員 who let it slip through their fingers!
This guy with rings on every finger 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 commits the and-one foul! Hot head in positioning!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this absolute legend, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper back to the basket! Take a bow!
Intermission. IShowSpeed dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Anecdote: IShowSpeed threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
杰克·斯派罗, this tweener, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
IShowSpeed misfires on the floater! Too much float, the 饶舌歌手 touch abandoned them!
IShowSpeed, this guy with rings on every finger, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a bucket!
IShowSpeed leans on their knees! Gassed, but the 饶舌歌手 keeps going!
Cristiano Ronaldo fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the 足球运动员 gave everything!
維克多·文班亞馬's lip is trembling. IShowSpeed dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I learned that 維克多·文班亞馬's father was a 饶舌歌手. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
107-118 (负)
The field house welcomes 杰克·斯派罗! The 海員 with the stormy sea has arrived!
維克多·文班亞馬, this mammoth, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!
This hall-of-fame lock 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
杰克·斯派罗 gets blown by! Even a 海員 couldn't stop that!
杰克·斯派罗 converts at the buzzer! An and-one with trademark next-level basketball IQ!
The players disappear into the tunnel. 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 asks for an ice pack. Little secret: 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This basketball god Cristiano Ronaldo stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
IShowSpeed misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their hot mic at the fiery bars!
杰克·斯派罗 positions perfectly in half court! Placement of their taut rigging on the stormy sea!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this solid build, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
杰克·斯派罗 absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a 海員 knows tough days!
杰克·斯派罗 stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. 維克多·文班亞馬 exhales. Again. And again. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
98-120 (负)
This franchise guy 杰克·斯派罗 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
IShowSpeed clanks another one off the rim! This household name needs to find rhythm!
IShowSpeed dribbles into a dead end under the basket! Turnover! Hot head!
This first-ballot legend 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this basketball god, operates at the buzzer with a bucket! Clinic!
Halftime. 維克多·文班亞馬's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Did you know 維克多·文班亞馬 plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 gets a technical for complaining! Lack of consistency on full display!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 fires a buzzer-beater driving to the hoop but can't connect! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing!
Cristiano Ronaldo executes a relentless run and gun perfectly! Precision learned as a 足球运动员!
This generational talent 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Lack of consistency!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this giant, hangs the head. Tough loss despite silky smooth technique effort.
IShowSpeed walks in slow motion, arms dangling. 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 speeds up. Wants it to be over. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
92-122 (负)
杰克·斯派罗 lets fly into position! This elite player not wasting any time!
Air ball from IShowSpeed! Being a 饶舌歌手 doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Cristiano Ronaldo botches the handoff! Even their football boots exchanges go smoother!
IShowSpeed gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the fiery bars on a rough day!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this walking skyscraper, uses strength and skill for a euro-step! Complete player!
Halftime whistle! 維克多·文班亞馬 slides down against the hallway wall. Little scoop: 維克多·文班亞馬 collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
維克多·文班亞馬 drives the towel! This league veteran showing ego the size of Texas!
IShowSpeed can't buy a bucket! Maybe the fiery bars would be easier to aim!
Cristiano Ronaldo draws the double team! Attracting attention, the 足球运动员 is a magnet out there!
This certified GOAT candidate 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 stumbles! The fatigue is real after the contest!
Cristiano Ronaldo takes the loss hard! Hard as the winning goal on a bad 足球运动员 day!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Cristiano Ronaldo speeds up. Wants it to be over. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-104 (胜)
And we're underway! 杰克·斯派罗 touches the Wilson first! This certified bucket looks eager!
Cristiano Ronaldo pours it in! A 足球运动员 who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
維克多·文班亞馬 picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
IShowSpeed hits the trailer! Connecting plays with their hot mic accuracy!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this swiss-army-knife type, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Halftime! 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Locker room intel: 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
杰克·斯派罗 goes coast to coast for a deep three! This guy everybody knows is relentless!
The crowd chants 杰克·斯派罗's name! A Finals-like atmosphere for the 海員 with their taut rigging!
Cristiano Ronaldo lifts the bench's energy! Lifting spirits the way only a 足球运动员 can!
杰克·斯派罗 fires away with conviction! This max-contract guy believes tonight is the night!
杰克·斯派罗 punches the air at game's end! Victory! The 海員 did it!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
97-120 (负)
杰克·斯派罗 steps onto the court! From navigating the stormy sea to this, game time!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this versatile guy, can't finish facing the rim! That one stings!
杰克·斯派罗 throws it into the stands! What was that from this headliner!
Cristiano Ronaldo gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!
杰克·斯派罗 scores on the putback! Recycling the stormy sea is second nature for a 海員!
Rest. 杰克·斯派罗 buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. I've been told 杰克·斯派罗 always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
This basketball god IShowSpeed can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Cristiano Ronaldo rushes a buzzer-beater under the basket! Injury-prone body creeping in!
杰克·斯派罗 calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's 海員 mentality!
杰克·斯派罗 tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a 海員's energy for the stormy sea!
IShowSpeed leaves the floor quietly! Quiet as a 饶舌歌手 after the fiery bars setback!
IShowSpeed pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. 杰克·斯派罗 takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-103 (负)
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 looks dialed in from the start! An off-the-charts basketball IQ preparation showing!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 fires away the damn ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
IShowSpeed forces the pass! Forcing their hot mic where it doesn't fit!
杰克·斯派罗 gets crossed over! This headliner left frozen at the buzzer!
An alley-oop from 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔! This living legend is putting on a show tonight!
Break. Cristiano Ronaldo asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Rumor has it Cristiano Ronaldo talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Cristiano Ronaldo lets fly angrily after the turnover! This undisputed superstar spiraling!
維克多·文班亞馬, this tower, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Shaky emotions under pressure!
IShowSpeed creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, 饶舌歌手-level thinking!
This hooper's hooper 維克多·文班亞馬 can't close out! The legs are shot at the buzzer!
IShowSpeed attacks to the tunnel in disappointment. This potential GOAT will learn from this.
Cristiano Ronaldo sits on the floor in the hallway. IShowSpeed sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-121 (负)
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this living legend!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this walking skyscraper, bobbles the Spalding and the chance evaporates in the paint!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this mountain of a man, fumbles the entry pass facing the rim!
維克多·文班亞馬 gets caught flat-footed! This respected competitor beaten to the spot!
Cristiano Ronaldo can't hide the frustration! Their football boots frustration meets the rock frustration!
Players head to the locker room. IShowSpeed has tape on three fingers. They say IShowSpeed eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Cristiano Ronaldo denied by the basket! Even a 足球运动员 can't pry it open!
This basketball god 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 shoots into a trap! Limited stamina when reading the defense!
Cristiano Ronaldo argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to scoring the winning goal!
杰克·斯派罗 walks off in defeat! Even a 海員's skills couldn't save tonight!
IShowSpeed sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Cristiano Ronaldo puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Cristiano Ronaldo. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-128 (负)
維克多·文班亞馬 shoots with energy from the opening whistle! This player making noise locked in!
This global icon 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 shanks a floater back to the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔, this tower, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
Cristiano Ronaldo watches them score! Just watching, like watching their football boots gather dust!
Cristiano Ronaldo slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a 足球运动员 hits the workbench!
End of the first half. 杰克·斯派罗 is beet red but still standing. Intel: 杰克·斯派罗 refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
IShowSpeed bricks another one! Building something awful with their hot mic tonight!
IShowSpeed is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a 饶舌歌手 would call it quits!
Cristiano Ronaldo with the careless pass! Scoring the winning goal with more care, please!
This guy with rings on every finger 卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
維克多·文班亞馬, this dude putting the league on notice, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 slams his fist on the bench. 維克多·文班亞馬 places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-123 (负)
This next-level player 維克多·文班亞馬 comes out aggressive! Opens with a floater off the pick and roll!
維克多·文班亞馬, this dude putting the league on notice, with a contested catch-and-shoot triple that misses from the right corner!
Turnover by IShowSpeed! Spitting the fiery bars requires less coordination, clearly!
This big-name player 杰克·斯派罗 gives up the offensive rebound! Heavy feet when boxing out!
杰克·斯派罗 pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The 海員 in them is showing!
Halftime! IShowSpeed checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: IShowSpeed once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
IShowSpeed misses the open look! A 饶舌歌手 never misses the fiery bars... But misses the damn ball!
Cristiano Ronaldo labors up the court! Trudging like a 足球运动员 dragging the winning goal!
Cristiano Ronaldo passes to nobody! This all-time great with a head-scratching decision!
維克多·文班亞馬 slams the leather in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
維克多·文班亞馬 reflects on what could have been. Hot head the difference tonight.
卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. 杰克·斯派罗 slides down the wall to the floor. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
My Team finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: 維克多·文班亞馬.
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