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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Nikola Jokić on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (S)
Tip-off! Nikola Jokić gets us started! Let's go!
Kobe Bryant forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Nikola Jokić throws it into the stands! What was that from this headliner!
Cooper Flagg reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Cooper Flagg mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Nikola Jokić grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Nikola Jokić started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jared McCain misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Jared McCain storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Cooper Flagg reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Nikola Jokić's gaze is cold, distant. Kobe Bryant's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (V)
Kobe Bryant, this basketball god, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Jared McCain goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Nikola Jokić with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This jersey-selling name always in position!
Cooper Flagg with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Cooper Flagg switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Cooper Flagg is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Cooper Flagg sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This newcomer Jared McCain is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Nikola Jokić in the spotlight!
Jared McCain attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Aday Mara dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Aday Mara, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Cooper Flagg blows a kiss to the camera. Jared McCain blows twelve. Kobe Bryant blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (S)
This diamond in the rough Aday Mara comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Aday Mara with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This hungry young player Jared McCain with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This surprise package Jared McCain gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Kobe Bryant knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Kobe Bryant asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Kobe Bryant eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Cooper Flagg goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This max-contract guy Nikola Jokić misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Aday Mara reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Aday Mara is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Nikola Jokić had the chances but couldn't convert. This franchise guy left wanting.
Jared McCain clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Kobe Bryant fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (V)
Kobe Bryant steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this household name!
This who-is-this-guy player Aday Mara does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This world-class player Nikola Jokić with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Jared McCain, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Kobe Bryant spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Jared McCain is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Jared McCain listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Aday Mara, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Jared McCain puts ego aside! The team comes first for this raw talent!
Cooper Flagg, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Aday Mara cries tears of joy in Cooper Flagg's arms. Kobe Bryant is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (V)
Cooper Flagg, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Cooper Flagg, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Kobe Bryant, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Aday Mara with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Kobe Bryant, this guy with rings on every finger, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Kobe Bryant looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Kobe Bryant keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Nikola Jokić, this established star, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Jared McCain dribbles and the building shakes!
This household name Kobe Bryant unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this undisputed superstar right now!
Nikola Jokić, this big-name player, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Nikola Jokić pretends to faint from happiness. Aday Mara pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (V)
Kobe Bryant, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Nikola Jokić pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This multi-time All-Star means business!
Jared McCain digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Cooper Flagg, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Nikola Jokić walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Nikola Jokić started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Aday Mara dribbles and fires a tear drop! This smooth operator lighting it up!
Nikola Jokić, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Aday Mara sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Cooper Flagg, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Nikola Jokić pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This established star savors the win!
Cooper Flagg jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (V)
This basketball god Kobe Bryant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this basketball god brings!
Aday Mara explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Cooper Flagg with the no-look pass! This hooper's hooper has eyes in the back of the head!
This first-ballot legend Kobe Bryant with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Kobe Bryant, this guy with rings on every finger, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Jared McCain is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Jared McCain calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Kobe Bryant with the tough layup through contact! This first-ballot legend won't be denied!
Aday Mara piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Cooper Flagg asks the scorer's table for the score! This established player forgot!
Cooper Flagg throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Cooper Flagg fades away into the tunnel with the W! This respected competitor all smiles!
Aday Mara and Cooper Flagg pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (V)
Cooper Flagg looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Nikola Jokić dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Nikola Jokić with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This legit talent Cooper Flagg finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Aday Mara crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Aday Mara is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Aday Mara logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Cooper Flagg answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This potential breakout star Jared McCain turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Nikola Jokić, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This multi-time All-Star doing the dirty work!
Nikola Jokić dunks into the record books! This world-class player making memories!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Cooper Flagg does a belly slide on the court. Nikola Jokić does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (S)
Nikola Jokić takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Aday Mara with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Kobe Bryant gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Cooper Flagg with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Jared McCain grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Jared McCain once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Kobe Bryant slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Nikola Jokić falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This potential GOAT Kobe Bryant attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This surprise package Jared McCain is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Nikola Jokić sits alone on the bench. This big-name player processing the defeat.
Nikola Jokić clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Cooper Flagg fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (V)
Aday Mara, this guy nobody was talking about, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Aday Mara catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Nikola Jokić, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This elite player Nikola Jokić with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Kobe Bryant, this global icon, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Nikola Jokić walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Nikola Jokić asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Nikola Jokić, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Nikola Jokić explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Jared McCain, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This elite player Nikola Jokić channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Aday Mara finishes with a monster performance! This potential breakout star victorious!
Jared McCain hugs the mascot. Kobe Bryant hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (S)
This unknown gem Jared McCain opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Jared McCain can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Nikola Jokić, this walking skyscraper, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This bonafide star Nikola Jokić can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
Cooper Flagg explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Kobe Bryant stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Kobe Bryant tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Cooper Flagg glares at the scoreboard! This dude putting the league on notice not happy with the situation!
Nikola Jokić fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This newcomer Jared McCain sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This player nobody saw coming Jared McCain can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Kobe Bryant lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This hall-of-fame lock will learn from this.
Jared McCain closes his eyes walking out. Cooper Flagg keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (V)
The game begins and Nikola Jokić is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This guy everybody knows Nikola Jokić capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Aday Mara, this solid build, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Aday Mara with the lob pass facing the rim! This guy nobody was talking about to the teammate! Boom!
Jared McCain, this raw talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. Cooper Flagg is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: Cooper Flagg wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This respected competitor Cooper Flagg with a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Jared McCain, this smooth operator, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Cooper Flagg, this giant, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Jared McCain, this smooth operator, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Aday Mara and Kobe Bryant cradle the game ball like a baby. Nikola Jokić takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
119-103 (V)
Cooper Flagg fires up the crowd to open the game! This seasoned vet starting strong!
Jared McCain pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Kobe Bryant, this walking skyscraper, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This dude out of nowhere Aday Mara uses the floater over this do-it-all player coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Jared McCain spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Jared McCain has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from Cooper Flagg! This respected competitor reminding everyone why they're on top!
Kobe Bryant soaks in a cathedral silence! This guy with rings on every finger living for these moments!
Jared McCain rises up the orange with patience! This diamond in the rough trusting the system!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! Cooper Flagg is the hero! This player making noise with a game for the ages!
Nikola Jokić cries tears of joy in Kobe Bryant's arms. Jared McCain is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (S)
Jared McCain explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This rising star locked in!
A step-back three from Nikola Jokić hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This potential GOAT Kobe Bryant forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Jared McCain falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Jared McCain at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Jared McCain looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Jared McCain is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Kobe Bryant gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Aday Mara misses the open look! This player nobody saw coming can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Kobe Bryant spins to the weak side! This basketball god exploiting the rotation!
Aday Mara launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Aday Mara slams his fist on the bench. Cooper Flagg places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-117 (S)
And we're underway! Kobe Bryant touches the leather first! This living legend looks eager!
This max-contract guy Nikola Jokić whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Jared McCain fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this potential breakout star!
Aday Mara gets crossed over! This rising star left frozen in transition!
Nikola Jokić with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Jared McCain exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Jared McCain talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Aday Mara, this tweener, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This dude out of nowhere Jared McCain rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This who-is-this-guy player Aday Mara adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This well-respected player Cooper Flagg calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
Cooper Flagg, this guy with a proven track record, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Nikola Jokić sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Kobe Bryant winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Nikola Jokić.
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