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| # | Team | S | N | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Vorsaison
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Ronaldinho. Standing at 182 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Ronaldinho. The man is a futsal player. Yes, you heard that right. A futsal player. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Ronaldinho had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Spieltag 1 â vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-131 (N)
Ronaldo, this first-ballot legend, draws first blood! A floater to start!
Ronaldinho can't convert! The futsal player's touch with the game deserted them!
Turnover by Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.! Erzielenning the das Siegestor requires less coordination, clearly!
This household name Ronaldo commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Ronaldinho Gomes waves off the play! The authority of a fuĂballspieler in that gesture!
Halftime! Ronaldinho Gomes walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: Ronaldinho Gomes tried to impress the Detroit Engine-Roar players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Ronaldinho Gomes with the contested catch-and-shoot triple facing the rim! No good! Bad selection!
Ronaldinho bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a futsal player after their bare hands overtime!
Ronaldinho dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the futsal player's finest moment!
Cristiano Ronaldo throws their hands up! Like a fuĂballspieler when the ihre FuĂballschuhe breaks!
This hungry young player Ronaldinho Gomes stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this hungry young player wanted.
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Chews his nails on the bench. Cristiano Ronaldo stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Spieltag 2 â vs Miami Heart-Attack
75-120 (N)
Opening possession for Cristiano Ronaldo! First touch, like first touch of the ihre FuĂballschuhe!
Ronaldinho with a wild attempt! This potential GOAT not finding the range tonight!
Ronaldinho Gomes loses the pill! A fuĂballspieler would never be this careless!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the das Siegestor slipping from a fuĂballspieler!
This hall-of-fame lock Ronaldinho stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Halftime whistle. Ronaldinho Gomes high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: Ronaldinho Gomes fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Air ball from Cristiano Ronaldo! Being a fuĂballspieler doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Is gassed! More tired than after a full day of erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this swiss-army-knife type, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted facing the rim!
Ronaldinho sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a futsal player after a long shift!
Cristiano Ronaldo absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a fuĂballspieler knows tough days!
Ronaldo taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Walks through the door without pushing it. Did you know that Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Practices fuĂballspieler on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Spieltag 3 â vs Orlando Magic-Beans
87-132 (N)
Ronaldo checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Cristiano Ronaldo bricks it! Not the same accuracy as erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Ronaldo commits the live-ball turnover! The ihre FuĂballschuhe would be ashamed!
Ronaldinho Gomes loses their assignment! Like losing the ihre FuĂballschuhe in the workshop!
Ronaldinho Gomes picks up the second technical! This unknown gem ejected! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
First half is done. Ronaldinho Gomes is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Bus driver's confession: Ronaldinho Gomes raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Ronaldinho Gomes clanks it off the rim! That sounded like the ihre FuĂballschuhe hitting the das Siegestor!
Cristiano Ronaldo takes the rest play! Even a fuĂballspieler needs a breather!
This all-time great Ronaldo with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Ronaldinho Gomes can't hide the frustration! The ihre FuĂballschuhe frustration meets the basketball frustration!
Cristiano Ronaldo wipes a tear! A fuĂballspieler who poured everything into the effort!
Cristiano Ronaldo and Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Spieltag 4 â vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
86-131 (N)
This surprise package Ronaldinho Gomes in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Ronaldo misfires! The fuĂballspieler's precision with the das Siegestor is nowhere to be found!
Ronaldinho Gomes throws it away! A pass worse than a fuĂballspieler tossing the das Siegestor!
Cristiano Ronaldo gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the das Siegestor on a rough day!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Mouths off and picks up a T! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
The players head in. Ronaldinho slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: Ronaldinho fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Cristiano Ronaldo can't finish! The fuĂballspieler who finishes the das Siegestor can't finish the play!
Ronaldo gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a fuĂballspieler begging the das Siegestor for mercy!
Ronaldinho throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the futsal player got too confident!
Cristiano Ronaldo walks away muttering! Muttering about the das Siegestor under their breath!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Had the chances but couldn't convert. This hungry young player left wanting.
Ronaldo isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Ronaldinho Gomes tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Ronaldo's name. Forgive me. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Spieltag 5 â vs Phoenix No-Defense
89-134 (N)
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Huddles with the team! Huddling up, the fuĂballspieler strategizes!
That one wasn't even close, Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.! Stick to erzielenning the das Siegestor!
This all-time great Cristiano Ronaldo forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Ronaldinho Gomes gets screened out of the play! This rising star lost in traffic!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a fuĂballspieler's spirit has limits!
Rest time. Cristiano Ronaldo isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. They say Cristiano Ronaldo eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Ronaldinho Gomes misfires from the right corner! Even this dude out of nowhere has off nights!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Calls for the sub! Even a fuĂballspieler's stamina with the ihre FuĂballschuhe has limits!
Ronaldinho gets picked! A futsal player getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
Cristiano Ronaldo lets fly and kicks the stanchion! This generational talent losing composure!
This diamond in the rough Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Ronaldinho Gomes watches the crowd file out in silence. Cristiano Ronaldo prefers not to look. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Spieltag 6 â vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
82-126 (N)
Ronaldo announces themselves! The fuĂballspieler has arrived and the building knows it!
A floater from Cristiano Ronaldo goes in and out! Heartbreaking from mid-range!
Cristiano Ronaldo with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost fuĂballspieler!
Ronaldo watches them score! Just watching, like watching the ihre FuĂballschuhe gather dust!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a fuĂballspieler hits the workbench!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Cristiano Ronaldo to massage his thighs. They say Cristiano Ronaldo has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Cristiano Ronaldo gets blocked! Rejected harder than a fuĂballspieler's worst day on the job!
Ronaldinho Gomes drags their feet! Heavy as the ihre FuĂballschuhe at the end of a shift!
Cristiano Ronaldo fires away into a trap! Injury-prone body when reading the defense!
Ronaldinho Gomes glares at the damn ball! Like it personally betrayed this fuĂballspieler!
Cristiano Ronaldo hangs their head! A fuĂballspieler who gave everything they had!
Cristiano Ronaldo collapses into the first available chair. Ronaldinho Gomes stays standing, eyes glazed over. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Spieltag 7 â vs Toronto Border-Patrol
74-119 (N)
Ronaldo posts up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this basketball god!
This player nobody saw coming Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Ronaldinho Gomes coughs up the Spalding! Heavy feet strikes again along the baseline!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this solid build, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over injury-prone body!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Launches angrily after the turnover! This rising star spiraling!
Halftime. The doctor examines Ronaldo's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Little secret: Ronaldo listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Ronaldo can't buy a bucket! Another miss on the low block! Frustrating!
Ronaldinho Gomes asks for ice! Cooling down, even a fuĂballspieler's engine needs a rest!
Ronaldinho tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Heavy feet in the decision-making!
Ronaldo slams the pill in frustration! Injury-prone body on full display!
Cristiano Ronaldo vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the ihre FuĂballschuhe reinforced with the das Siegestor!
Ronaldo kicks his towel across the floor. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Has already left for the locker room, alone. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Spieltag 8 â vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
76-120 (N)
Cristiano Ronaldo steps onto the court! From erzielenning the das Siegestor to this, game time!
Ronaldinho Gomes shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a fuĂballspieler would cringe!
Ronaldo throws it out of bounds! Like launching the ihre FuĂballschuhe into the void!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Gets posted up and scored on! This raw talent overpowered!
Ronaldo, this guy with rings on every finger, yells at the coaching staff! Heavy feet causing friction!
Halftime whistle. Ronaldinho flops into the first available chair. Fun fact: Ronaldinho failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Cristiano Ronaldo denied by the basket! Even a fuĂballspieler can't pry it open!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Can barely run! The 4 periods of 12 minutes harder than the 4 periods of 12 minutes of erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Cristiano Ronaldo forces the pass! Forcing the ihre FuĂballschuhe where it doesn't fit!
Ronaldinho Gomes argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Ronaldinho shakes hands through the pain! A futsal player who respects their bare hands and the game!
Cristiano Ronaldo pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Ronaldinho takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Spieltag 9 â vs Houston Blast-Off
81-126 (N)
This household name Ronaldo gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Cristiano Ronaldo rushes a free throw on the low block! Tendency to force bad shots creeping in!
Cristiano Ronaldo loses the basketball in traffic! This once-in-a-lifetime player can't afford that!
Ronaldinho beaten to the spot! Slower than a futsal player on a Monday morning!
Ronaldinho storms to the bench! This guy with rings on every finger is visibly upset!
Halftime. Ronaldo wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Anecdote: Ronaldo tried to impress the Houston Blast-Off players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Cristiano Ronaldo forces a bad layup! This guy with rings on every finger needs to trust teammates!
Ronaldinho finds a second wind! The futsal player engine roars back to life!
Ronaldo, this swiss-army-knife type, steps out of bounds with the damn ball! Mental lapse!
Ronaldinho, this combo guard, pounds the scorer's table! Injury-prone body on full display!
Cristiano Ronaldo, this first-ballot legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Ronaldinho slams his fist on the bench. Ronaldinho Gomes places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Spieltag 10 â vs Denver Horse-Track
90-134 (N)
Ronaldo wins the opening tip! Tipping off with fuĂballspieler energy!
Ronaldo shoots an air ball in a standing ovation! A fuĂballspieler lost in the noise!
Stolen from Cristiano Ronaldo! A fuĂballspieler who let it slip through their fingers!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Gets blown by! Even a fuĂballspieler couldn't stop that!
This absolute legend Cristiano Ronaldo gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Halftime. The doctor examines Ronaldinho Gomes's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Confession: Ronaldinho Gomes tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
A scoop layup attempt by Cristiano Ronaldo falls short! Heavy feet in the legs!
Cristiano Ronaldo misses the rotation! Too tired, like a fuĂballspieler too tired for the das Siegestor!
Ronaldinho, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Defense that's basically a suggestion in ball-handling!
Ronaldinho crosses over the towel! This household name showing ego the size of Texas!
This franchise cornerstone Ronaldo tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Mutters while walking out. Ronaldinho Gomes watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight I learned Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Used to be a fuĂballspieler before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Spieltag 11 â vs New York Over-Timers
86-131 (N)
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr., this do-it-all player, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!
Ronaldo with a rough and-one driving to the hoop! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
Ronaldinho with the errant pass! This guy with rings on every finger needs to settle down!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr., this swiss-army-knife type, gets blown by on the perimeter! Occasional mental lapses in the legs!
Ronaldinho Gomes looks to the heavens! A fuĂballspieler praying for the ihre FuĂballschuhe to work!
Halftime whistle. Ronaldo has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Juicy intel: Ronaldo turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Ronaldinho can't find the range! Their bare hands has better accuracy than that!
Ronaldo plays through exhaustion! The endurance of erzielenning the das Siegestor daily!
This franchise cornerstone Ronaldinho gets pickpocketed facing the rim! Sloppy handling!
This unknown gem Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from downtown!
Cristiano Ronaldo walks off in defeat! Even a fuĂballspieler's skills couldn't save tonight!
Cristiano Ronaldo walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Speeds up. Wants it to be over. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Spieltag 12 â vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-132 (N)
This diamond in the rough Ronaldinho Gomes opens the scoring! A tear drop! Early advantage!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Ronaldinho, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the ball poked away! Ego the size of Texas when protecting the damn ball!
Ronaldinho Gomes, this tweener, fouls unnecessarily from way beyond the arc! Sometimes predictable game!
Ronaldinho Gomes kicks the air! The frustration of a fuĂballspieler who knows they can do better!
Both teams head to the locker room. Ronaldinho wipes his forehead with his jersey. Word is Ronaldinho sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Misses the open look! This surprise package can't believe it! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Ronaldinho Gomes jogs instead of sprints! Conserving energy for erzielenning the das Siegestor tomorrow!
This hungry young player Ronaldinho Gomes commits the offensive foul! Turnover at half court!
Ronaldinho Gomes tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the fuĂballspieler will bounce back!
Ronaldinho leaves the venue quietly! Quiet as a futsal player after the game setback!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Ronaldinho decides not to comment. I learned that Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.'s father was a fuĂballspieler. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Spieltag 13 â vs Boston Ring-Chasers
85-130 (N)
Ronaldinho Gomes gets the starting nod! A fuĂballspieler starting with the ihre FuĂballschuhe confidence!
Ronaldo, this once-in-a-lifetime player, fumbles the finish from the left corner! Back to the drawing board!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Throws it into the stands! What was that from this newcomer!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Gives up the back door! Lack of consistency when overplaying!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr., this newcomer, barks at the teammate! Lack of consistency taking over!
Break! Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Intel: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Asked Boston Ring-Chasers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Ronaldinho Gomes launches from deep and misses! A fuĂballspieler's range doesn't apply here!
Cristiano Ronaldo is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the fuĂballspieler is spent!
Ronaldinho trips up in the left wing! A futsal player never trips at work... Right?
This basketball god Ronaldinho slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
This hall-of-fame lock Ronaldo leaves the hardwood with head held high. Fought to the end.
Ronaldinho Gomes rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Ronaldo picks up his own and folds it carefully. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Spieltag 14 â vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
86-130 (N)
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Opens with a devastating dunk! This raw talent making an early statement!
Ronaldinho Gomes gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the fuĂballspieler touch can't save that one!
Ronaldinho turns it over in the left wing! Butterfingers from this futsal player!
Ronaldo overcommits! Going all-in like a fuĂballspieler on the das Siegestor, but wrong!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Glares at the scoreboard! This dark horse not happy with the situation!
Halftime! Ronaldinho is limping slightly heading off the court. The staff told me Ronaldinho sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
A floater by Cristiano Ronaldo facing the rim is way off! Tough night for this certified GOAT candidate!
Ronaldo is spent! Used up like the das Siegestor after a fuĂballspieler's long day!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Goes to work the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this rising star!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Can't mask the disappointment! This dark horse wearing it on the sleeve!
Ronaldinho refuses to make excuses! A futsal player owns the game failures too!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Claps his hands in frustration. Ronaldinho Gomes clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Spieltag 15 â vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
79-124 (N)
Cristiano Ronaldo bounces the Wilson pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Ronaldinho Gomes can't buy a bucket! Maybe the das Siegestor would be easier to aim!
This guy with rings on every finger Cristiano Ronaldo dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Ronaldo gets posterized! A fuĂballspieler framed by the ihre FuĂballschuhe in the worst way!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Mutters to himself walking back! This total unknown fighting inner demons!
Intermission. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. With the ugly miss! The fuĂballspieler touch is absent tonight!
Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Is running on pure willpower! This unknown gem refusing to quit!
Cristiano Ronaldo loses possession! The das Siegestor never leaves a fuĂballspieler's hands like that!
Ronaldo is visibly upset! Upset as a fuĂballspieler when the das Siegestor goes sideways!
Ronaldo consoles teammates! The heart of a fuĂballspieler in that moment!
Cristiano Ronaldo isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Ronaldinho.
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