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| # | Team | 승 | 패 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
프리시즌
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 야니스 아데토쿤보 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 211 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
매치데이 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (패)
Tip-off! 서장훈 gets us started! Let's go!
코비 브라이언트 forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
서장훈 throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
야니스 아데토쿤보 reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
야니스 아데토쿤보 mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! 서장훈 grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know 서장훈 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
스테판 커리 misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name 야니스 아데토쿤보 has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name 야니스 아데토쿤보 with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
스테판 커리 storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
야니스 아데토쿤보 reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
서장훈's gaze is cold, distant. 코비 브라이언트's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
매치데이 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
125-99 (승)
코비 브라이언트, this basketball god, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
스테판 커리 goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
서장훈 with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This newcomer always in position!
야니스 아데토쿤보 with the transition assist! This max-contract guy pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This big-name player 야니스 아데토쿤보 switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. 야니스 아데토쿤보 is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me 야니스 아데토쿤보 sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name 스테판 커리 is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! 서장훈 in the spotlight!
스테판 커리 attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
서장훈 dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
서장훈, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
야니스 아데토쿤보 blows a kiss to the camera. 스테판 커리 blows twelve. 코비 브라이언트 blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
매치데이 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
88-104 (패)
This diamond in the rough 서장훈 comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent 서장훈 with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star 스테판 커리 with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
코비 브라이언트 knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. 코비 브라이언트 asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say 코비 브라이언트 eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
야니스 아데토쿤보 goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This jersey-selling name losing composure!
This potential breakout star 서장훈 misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
서장훈 reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
서장훈 is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
서장훈 had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
스테판 커리 clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. 코비 브라이언트 fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
매치데이 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
112-97 (승)
코비 브라이언트 steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this household name!
This who-is-this-guy player 서장훈 does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This hidden prospect 서장훈 with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
스테판 커리, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
코비 브라이언트 spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. 스테판 커리 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: 스테판 커리 listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
서장훈, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
서장훈, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
스테판 커리 puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this certified bucket, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
서장훈, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
서장훈 cries tears of joy in 야니스 아데토쿤보's arms. 코비 브라이언트 is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
매치데이 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
118-97 (승)
야니스 아데토쿤보, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
코비 브라이언트, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
서장훈 with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
코비 브라이언트, this guy with rings on every finger, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! 코비 브라이언트 looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know 코비 브라이언트 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
서장훈, this hungry young player, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! 스테판 커리 dribbles and the building shakes!
This household name 코비 브라이언트 unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
코비 브라이언트, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this undisputed superstar right now!
서장훈, this dude out of nowhere, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
서장훈 pretends to faint from happiness. 서장훈 pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
매치데이 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
114-102 (승)
코비 브라이언트, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
서장훈 pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This player nobody saw coming means business!
스테판 커리 digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This certified bucket 야니스 아데토쿤보 creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! 서장훈 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know 서장훈 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
서장훈 dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
서장훈, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
서장훈 sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
서장훈 pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This hungry young player savors the win!
야니스 아데토쿤보 jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
매치데이 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-90 (승)
This basketball god 코비 브라이언트 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this basketball god brings!
서장훈 explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
야니스 아데토쿤보 with the suffocating defense! This established star is a wall out there!
서장훈 dribbles and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! Natural-born leadership!
서장훈, this beanpole, sets a brick-wall screen! Insane court vision on full display!
Halftime! 서장훈 has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Quick anecdote about 서장훈: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
서장훈 strings together a tear drop under the basket. Natural-born leadership on full display!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A Playoff atmosphere as 서장훈 steps up!
This rising star 서장훈 claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this rising star!
This world-class player 야니스 아데토쿤보 is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of truth leadership!
This jersey-selling name 스테판 커리 wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
서장훈 does a handstand. 야니스 아데토쿤보 holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
매치데이 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
87-106 (패)
This big-name player 스테판 커리 opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
An off-balance shot attempt by 코비 브라이언트 falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
코비 브라이언트 with a wild pass that sails out! This undisputed superstar giving it away!
This living legend 코비 브라이언트 misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This reliable star 야니스 아데토쿤보 converts facing the rim! A bank shot right on cue!
The players disappear. 서장훈 has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Bus driver's confession: 서장훈 raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
서장훈, this hungry young player, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
서장훈 launches but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!
This potential breakout star 서장훈 sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
코비 브라이언트 is cramping up! This guy with rings on every finger trying to shake it off! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This rising star 서장훈 congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this rising star.
스테판 커리 takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. 야니스 아데토쿤보 doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than 야니스 아데토쿤보. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
매치데이 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
94-101 (패)
코비 브라이언트 opens with a pull-up jumper! This hall-of-fame lock making an early statement!
코비 브라이언트, this household name, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
서장훈 throws it away! Heavy feet under pressure from the left corner!
서장훈 gets caught flat-footed! This unknown gem beaten to the spot!
서장훈 dishes through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Halftime whistle. 서장훈 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Confession: 서장훈 tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
서장훈 dunks the towel! This newcomer showing heavy feet!
서장훈 penetrates and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
서장훈 dunks into the right spacing! Freakish explosiveness and elite court awareness!
코비 브라이언트, this global icon, is dragging! The allotted time minutes taking their toll!
서장훈 walks off in silence. This guy nobody was talking about gave it all but it wasn't enough.
스테판 커리 chews his nails on the bench. 코비 브라이언트 stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
매치데이 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
100-92 (승)
This total unknown 서장훈 means business! Fast start in transition!
서장훈, this tree of a man, with a silky and-one driving to the hoop! Smooth operator!
야니스 아데토쿤보 plays the passing angle perfectly! Deflection by this big-name player!
스테판 커리, this All-Star caliber talent, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
This undisputed superstar 코비 브라이언트 calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
The locker room. 서장훈 sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: 서장훈 was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
야니스 아데토쿤보 buries a catch-and-shoot triple off the pick and roll! This franchise guy is on fire tonight!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this guy everybody knows, waves the crowd up! A hostile crowd rising!
스테판 커리 celebrates the team's success! This jersey-selling name knows together is better!
야니스 아데토쿤보 has found another gear! This multi-time All-Star shifting into overdrive!
야니스 아데토쿤보 tosses the basketball in the air! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! This headliner mission accomplished!
서장훈 and 야니스 아데토쿤보 share a 30-second hug. 서장훈 wants in. Gets pushed away. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
매치데이 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
92-118 (패)
야니스 아데토쿤보 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
야니스 아데토쿤보 fires a sky hook at the top of the key but can't connect! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
This diamond in the rough 서장훈 dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
야니스 아데토쿤보 gives up the back door! Injury-prone body when overplaying!
스테판 커리, this world-class player, threads the needle for a thunderous slam from the right corner!
Finally a breather. 서장훈 has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Rumor has it 서장훈 has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
스테판 커리 drops the head after another miss! Lack of consistency sapping the confidence!
코비 브라이언트, this global icon, with the shot-clock heave! No good back to the basket!
This undisputed superstar 코비 브라이언트 uses the floater over this oversized freak coverage! Smart!
코비 브라이언트, this potential GOAT, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
서장훈, this mammoth, hangs the head. Tough loss despite next-level basketball IQ effort.
스테판 커리 takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. 야니스 아데토쿤보 follows the same path. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
매치데이 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
106-112 (패)
야니스 아데토쿤보 fades away with energy from the opening whistle! This world-class player locked in!
A pull-up jumper from 스테판 커리 catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
This world-class player 야니스 아데토쿤보 gets pickpocketed off the pick and roll! Sloppy handling!
This player nobody saw coming 서장훈 caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
스테판 커리 answers back with a bank shot! Pure God-given talent under pressure!
Halftime whistle. 코비 브라이언트 spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Anecdote: 코비 브라이언트 lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
This diamond in the rough 서장훈 fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!
서장훈 dunks the ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this newcomer!
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
코비 브라이언트 grabs the shorts! This guy with rings on every finger is running on fumes!
서장훈, this dude out of nowhere, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
서장훈 turns back to look at the court one last time. 야니스 아데토쿤보 doesn't turn around. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
매치데이 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
116-109 (승)
This diamond in the rough 서장훈 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
스테판 커리 attacks on the low block and finishes with a finger roll! Too good!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this giant, blankets the shooter at the buzzer! No daylight!
This big-name player 스테판 커리 orchestrates the offense in transition! Maestro!
코비 브라이언트, this generational talent, manages the clock beautifully in the second half!
Rest time. 코비 브라이언트 isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Small detail: 코비 브라이언트 whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
야니스 아데토쿤보, this bonafide star, sinks a bank shot with surgical precision from the left corner!
The energy in this building is unreal! 서장훈 channeling wild stands!
서장훈, this beanpole, boxes out for the teammate! This guy nobody was talking about doing the dirty work!
Win or lose, 야니스 아데토쿤보 has earned respect tonight! This max-contract guy warrior spirit!
This potential breakout star 서장훈 led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
스테판 커리 and 서장훈 lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. I learned backstage that 코비 브라이언트 also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
매치데이 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-127 (패)
Game time! 코비 브라이언트 and this certified GOAT candidate ready to put on a show at the gymnasium!
This unknown gem 서장훈 rattles it out! So close yet so far from the right corner!
스테판 커리, this do-it-all player, gets stripped at the top of the key! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
서장훈 gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
서장훈 dribbles away from the huddle! This raw talent in a dark place mentally!
The players leave the court. 서장훈 clings to the tunnel railing. Fun fact: 서장훈 is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
야니스 아데토쿤보, this tower, can't finish at the top of the key! That one stings!
코비 브라이언트 lets fly but can't sustain the effort! Ego the size of Texas emptying the tank!
스테판 커리 with the backcourt violation! This world-class player under too much pressure!
스테판 커리 slams the leather in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
야니스 아데토쿤보 sits alone on the bench. This certified bucket processing the defeat.
스테판 커리 stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. 서장훈 comes back to get him. Did you know that 서장훈 practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
매치데이 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
109-113 (패)
서장훈 looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!
서장훈 with another reverse layup! You can't stop this man!
코비 브라이언트 loses the screen battle! Hot head around the picks!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this titan, gets stuffed trying a pull-up jumper! Denied!
This dark horse 서장훈 hits the big three! The deficit down to single digits!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, 서장훈 picks up the pace. Fun fact: 서장훈 got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
This All-Star caliber talent 야니스 아데토쿤보 misses the free throws! Tendency to rush at the line!
야니스 아데토쿤보, this beanpole, waves off the play call! Ego the size of Texas hurting the team!
스테판 커리, this do-it-all player, sets the tone with nerves of steel! Leader!
야니스 아데토쿤보 misfires on the potential dagger! This jersey-selling name lets them off the hook!
스테판 커리 launches to the tunnel in disappointment. This big-name player will learn from this.
야니스 아데토쿤보's lip is trembling. 서장훈 dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: 야니스 아데토쿤보.
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