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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Pau Gasol on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 215 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Kendall Martin gets us started! Let's go!
Joaquín Rodríguez forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Kendall Martin throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Trey Lyles reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Trey Lyles mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Kendall Martin grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Kendall Martin started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Marco Spissu misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Trey Lyles has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Trey Lyles with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Marco Spissu storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Trey Lyles reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Kendall Martin's gaze is cold, distant. Joaquín Rodríguez's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
100-124 (D)
Joaquín Rodríguez, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Marco Spissu with the off-balance and-one! This who-is-this-guy player couldn't set the feet!
Pau Gasol crosses over the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this big-name player!
Pau Gasol gives up the back door! Ego the size of Texas when overplaying!
Marco Spissu catches fire! And it's a buzzer-beater! That dawg mentality taking over!
Players head to the locker room. Pau Gasol has tape on three fingers. Did you know? Pau Gasol tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Trey Lyles, this player making noise, refuses to high-five! Lack of consistency hurting the chemistry!
Trey Lyles fires a deep three under the basket but can't connect! Hot head showing!
Marco Spissu, this diamond in the rough, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
This who-is-this-guy player Kendall Martin signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Hot head!
This raw talent Marco Spissu stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this raw talent wanted.
Marco Spissu lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Trey Lyles holds his in. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
79-117 (D)
Kendall Martin fires up the crowd to open the game! This hidden prospect starting strong!
Trey Lyles, this player on the come-up, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Pau Gasol, this 7-footer, gets stripped off the pick and roll! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
Kendall Martin, this versatile guy, can't keep up with the speed! Hot head exposed!
Joaquín Rodríguez, this swiss-army-knife type, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
End of the second quarter. Joaquín Rodríguez is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. True story: Joaquín Rodríguez walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Orlando Magic-Beans. Awkward. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Brick! Marco Spissu misfires back to the basket! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
Joaquín Rodríguez is cramping up! This dark horse trying to shake it off! Tendency to force bad shots!
Marco Spissu attacks into a trap! Limited stamina when reading the defense!
This hidden prospect Kendall Martin shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Trey Lyles, this hooper's hooper, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.
Marco Spissu whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Pau Gasol nods without conviction. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Pau Gasol. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-115 (D)
Joaquín Rodríguez takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Joaquín Rodríguez pulls up but it's well off! Heavy feet under fatigue!
Marco Spissu, this combo guard, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
Marco Spissu gets burned on the drive! Shaky emotions under pressure in lateral movement!
A free throw from Kendall Martin! This guy nobody was talking about reminding everyone why they're on top!
Halftime! Trey Lyles is limping slightly heading off the court. Did you know Trey Lyles plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Marco Spissu, this hidden prospect, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
Marco Spissu, this swiss-army-knife type, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Injury-prone body!
Kendall Martin spins into the right spacing! Eyes in the back of the head and elite court awareness!
Kendall Martin misses from fatigue! This hidden prospect can't get the elevation along the baseline!
Pau Gasol goes to work past the media. This bonafide star not in the mood to talk.
Joaquín Rodríguez mutters while walking out. Marco Spissu watches from the corner of his eye, worried. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-126 (D)
This guy nobody was talking about Marco Spissu comes out aggressive! Opens with a two-handed slam off the pick and roll!
Marco Spissu takes off the basketball into nothing! Tendency to rush on full display tonight!
Pau Gasol with the backcourt violation! This max-contract guy under too much pressure!
Joaquín Rodríguez loses the screen battle! Hot head around the picks!
What a play by Pau Gasol! A sky hook on the low block! This jersey-selling name is cooking!
Rest. Marco Spissu buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Fun fact: Marco Spissu was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Pau Gasol, this multi-time All-Star, yells at the coaching staff! Injury-prone body causing friction!
This unknown gem Joaquín Rodríguez with a rare miss at half court! Even the best stumble!
Joaquín Rodríguez, this tweener, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Joaquín Rodríguez, this combo guard, looks exhausted on the low block! The legs are gone!
Kendall Martin, this player nobody saw coming, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Trey Lyles collapses into the first available chair. Pau Gasol stays standing, eyes glazed over. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
84-128 (D)
And we're underway! Trey Lyles touches the basketball first! This player on the come-up looks eager!
Marco Spissu, this combo guard, gets the separation but can't finish! Sometimes predictable game!
This diamond in the rough Marco Spissu gets pickpocketed back to the basket! Sloppy handling!
Marco Spissu turns the head and loses the man! This hidden prospect napping defensively!
Trey Lyles, this oversized freak, shows negative body language! Lack of consistency creeping in!
Halftime whistle. Trey Lyles high-fives his teammates on the way out. Little scoop: Trey Lyles logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Pau Gasol, this long boy, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates at the top of the key!
Joaquín Rodríguez is visibly tired! This rising star needs a timeout badly!
Joaquín Rodríguez with the lazy pass! Shaky emotions under pressure leading to easy points!
This who-is-this-guy player Marco Spissu can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
This total unknown Marco Spissu leaves the arena with head held high. Fought to the end.
Trey Lyles's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Kendall Martin breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
94-100 (D)
Kendall Martin, this swiss-army-knife type, is introduced and the arena explodes! This newcomer is in the building!
Kendall Martin dunks but overcooks it! Limited stamina showing up again!
This headliner Pau Gasol dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Marco Spissu falls asleep on the weak side! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
Marco Spissu, this tweener, carves up the defense for a floater! Beautiful!
Players head to the locker room. Joaquín Rodríguez has tape on three fingers. Rumor has it Joaquín Rodríguez does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Joaquín Rodríguez slams the leather in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Pau Gasol, this big fella, gets the look in transition but the lid's on the rim!
Marco Spissu makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Joaquín Rodríguez, this who-is-this-guy player, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Kendall Martin had the chances but couldn't convert. This guy nobody was talking about left wanting.
Marco Spissu stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Kendall Martin comes back to get him. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
77-122 (D)
Pau Gasol, this mountain of a man, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
This big-name player Pau Gasol misses the mark! A buzzer-beater goes begging at the buzzer!
Joaquín Rodríguez throws it away! Heavy feet under pressure back to the basket!
This guy nobody was talking about Marco Spissu fouls reaching in! Sometimes predictable game on defense!
This top-tier talent Pau Gasol gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
End of the first half. Marco Spissu is beet red but still standing. Little scoop: Marco Spissu logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Marco Spissu, this hungry young player, pulls the trigger along the baseline but no luck!
Pau Gasol, this world-class player, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Marco Spissu, this combo guard, steps out of bounds with the basketball! Mental lapse!
Marco Spissu mutters to himself walking back! This diamond in the rough fighting inner demons!
Joaquín Rodríguez, this smooth operator, trudges off the venue. Lessons to take from this one.
Pau Gasol and Kendall Martin share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
75-116 (D)
This diamond in the rough Kendall Martin means business! Fast start from mid-range!
This unknown gem Marco Spissu whiffs on a free throw! The crowd groans!
Kendall Martin tries to be too fancy and loses the Spalding! Lack of consistency in the decision-making!
This player nobody saw coming Kendall Martin bites on the fake! Beaten back to the basket!
Trey Lyles picks up the second technical! This guy with a proven track record ejected! Lack of consistency!
Halftime! Pau Gasol has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Fun fact: Pau Gasol was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Kendall Martin with a wild attempt! This who-is-this-guy player not finding the range tonight!
Pau Gasol, this reliable star, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Marco Spissu, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Shaky emotions under pressure in the footwork!
Marco Spissu, this surprise package, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
This dark horse Joaquín Rodríguez congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this dark horse.
Trey Lyles replays the score in his head on a loop. Marco Spissu tries to think about something else. I learned tonight that Trey Lyles used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
81-126 (D)
Marco Spissu posts up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this rising star!
Kendall Martin gets a clean look but heavy feet costs the bucket!
Trey Lyles, this towering presence, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the orange!
Marco Spissu, this swiss-army-knife type, gets dunked on driving to the hoop! Poster material!
Joaquín Rodríguez posts up and kicks the stanchion! This dark horse losing composure!
End of the second quarter. Pau Gasol is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little scoop: Pau Gasol collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Joaquín Rodríguez, this newcomer, comes up empty! A step-back three off target facing the rim!
Pau Gasol, this beanpole, with tired legs under the basket! Limited stamina slowing this reliable star down!
Kendall Martin, this all-around player, fumbles the entry pass along the baseline!
Marco Spissu blows past the towel! This hungry young player showing lack of consistency!
This total unknown Marco Spissu shakes hands and moves on. In the end, ego the size of Texas proved costly.
Pau Gasol lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Joaquín Rodríguez decides not to comment. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
86-128 (D)
Kendall Martin opens with a tear drop! This player nobody saw coming making an early statement!
This guy nobody was talking about Kendall Martin shanks a floater back to the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
Marco Spissu crosses over carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This newcomer Marco Spissu commits the and-one foul! Defense that's basically a suggestion in positioning!
Marco Spissu, this all-around player, waves off the play call! Ego the size of Texas hurting the team!
Halftime. The doctor examines Marco Spissu's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Marco Spissu tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Trey Lyles misfires from mid-range! Even this name that's buzzing has off nights!
This legit talent Trey Lyles can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
This player nobody saw coming Kendall Martin loses concentration and the damn ball with it!
Pau Gasol, this towering presence, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the buzzer!
Pau Gasol walks off in silence. This established star gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Marco Spissu isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Joaquín Rodríguez tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. Behind the scenes, I learned Joaquín Rodríguez was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
86-130 (D)
Kendall Martin, this do-it-all player, takes the court! The Playoff atmosphere is electric!
Trey Lyles misses the open look! This league veteran can't believe it! Limited stamina!
Marco Spissu coughs up the rock! Heavy feet strikes again at the top of the key!
Kendall Martin, this do-it-all player, lets the shooter get free off the pick and roll! Costly lapse!
Trey Lyles, this mammoth, sits down hard on the bench! Limited stamina written all over his face!
Halftime. Pau Gasol is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Confession: Pau Gasol tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Pau Gasol takes a tough floater and it doesn't go! Lack of consistency in shot selection!
Joaquín Rodríguez asks for the ball to slow the pace! This raw talent needs air!
This next-level player Trey Lyles commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to rush!
Joaquín Rodríguez gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Pau Gasol, this beanpole, hangs the head. Tough loss despite nerves of steel effort.
Kendall Martin rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Joaquín Rodríguez picks up his own and folds it carefully. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
83-127 (D)
Marco Spissu, this do-it-all player, announced to huge cheers! An electric crowd!
Pau Gasol forces a pull-up jumper at the buzzer! This max-contract guy trying too hard!
This respected competitor Trey Lyles commits the offensive foul! Turnover from the left corner!
This rising star Joaquín Rodríguez caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Joaquín Rodríguez drives away from the huddle! This dude out of nowhere in a dark place mentally!
Break! Pau Gasol has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Exclusive info: Pau Gasol is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This total unknown Marco Spissu muscles up a two-handed slam but can't get it to fall!
This raw talent Joaquín Rodríguez calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
This league veteran Trey Lyles with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Kendall Martin glares at the scoreboard! This guy nobody was talking about not happy with the situation!
Trey Lyles spins to the tunnel in disappointment. This well-respected player will learn from this.
Joaquín Rodríguez stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Pau Gasol exhales. Again. And again. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
76-121 (D)
Marco Spissu, this rising star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Kendall Martin with the contested floater in the paint! No good! Bad selection!
Marco Spissu passes to nobody! This guy nobody was talking about with a head-scratching decision!
Pau Gasol gets screened out of the play! This world-class player lost in traffic!
Joaquín Rodríguez crosses over angrily after the turnover! This hidden prospect spiraling!
End of the first act. Kendall Martin is puffing like a steam engine heading back. The staff told me Kendall Martin sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Pau Gasol, this tower, can't get a bank shot to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
This league veteran Trey Lyles is a warrior but the body says no! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of war!
Trey Lyles, this towering presence, gets called for the carry! Heavy feet in ball-handling!
This guy nobody was talking about Kendall Martin throws an elbow in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Kendall Martin sits alone on the bench. This total unknown processing the defeat.
Marco Spissu snaps at the bench on his way out. Joaquín Rodríguez says nothing, but his look says everything. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
82-127 (D)
This up-and-coming baller Trey Lyles gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Trey Lyles, this next-level player, with the shot-clock heave! No good from way beyond the arc!
Joaquín Rodríguez charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
Pau Gasol lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this guy everybody knows fooled!
Marco Spissu drops the head after another miss! Occasional mental lapses sapping the confidence!
Finally a breather. Kendall Martin has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Exclusive: Kendall Martin was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Joaquín Rodríguez, this combo guard, gets the look but can't convert from the left corner!
Pau Gasol is gassed! This headliner bent over at half court! Heavy feet catching up!
This league veteran Trey Lyles forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
This franchise guy Pau Gasol hangs the head after the miss! Deflated off the pick and roll!
This seasoned vet Trey Lyles tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Marco Spissu shakes Joaquín Rodríguez's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Pau Gasol.
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