My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇻🇳
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| # | Team | T | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Trước mùa giải
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Joel Embiid on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 213 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Vòng đấu 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (B)
Tip-off! Cooper Flagg gets us started! Let's go!
Klay Thompson forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Cooper Flagg throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
LeBron James reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
LeBron James mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Cooper Flagg grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This newcomer LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer LeBron James with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Cooper Flagg's gaze is cold, distant. Klay Thompson's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (T)
Klay Thompson, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Cooper Flagg with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
LeBron James with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere LeBron James switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. LeBron James is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me LeBron James sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Cooper Flagg in the spotlight!
Stephen Curry attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Joel Embiid dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Joel Embiid, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
LeBron James blows a kiss to the camera. Stephen Curry blows twelve. Klay Thompson blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Vòng đấu 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (B)
This seasoned vet Joel Embiid comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Joel Embiid with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star Stephen Curry with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Klay Thompson knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Klay Thompson asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Klay Thompson eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
LeBron James goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Joel Embiid reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Joel Embiid is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Cooper Flagg had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Klay Thompson fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Vòng đấu 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (T)
Klay Thompson steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This guy with a proven track record Joel Embiid does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Klay Thompson spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Stephen Curry is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Stephen Curry listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Joel Embiid, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Joel Embiid, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Stephen Curry puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
LeBron James, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Joel Embiid, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Joel Embiid cries tears of joy in LeBron James's arms. Klay Thompson is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Vòng đấu 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (T)
LeBron James, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
LeBron James, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Klay Thompson, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Joel Embiid with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Klay Thompson looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Klay Thompson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Stephen Curry dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Klay Thompson, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Cooper Flagg pretends to faint from happiness. Joel Embiid pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Vòng đấu 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (T)
Klay Thompson, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Cooper Flagg pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Stephen Curry digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This rising star LeBron James creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Joel Embiid dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
Cooper Flagg, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Joel Embiid sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
LeBron James, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Cooper Flagg pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
LeBron James jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Vòng đấu 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (T)
This league veteran Klay Thompson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Joel Embiid explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
LeBron James with the no-look pass! This guy nobody was talking about has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Stephen Curry calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Klay Thompson with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Joel Embiid piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
LeBron James asks the scorer's table for the score! This unknown gem forgot!
LeBron James throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
LeBron James fades away into the tunnel with the W! This dark horse all smiles!
Joel Embiid and LeBron James pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Vòng đấu 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-99 (T)
LeBron James looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Cooper Flagg dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Cooper Flagg with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This dude out of nowhere LeBron James finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Joel Embiid crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Joel Embiid is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Joel Embiid logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
LeBron James answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Cooper Flagg, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Cooper Flagg dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Joel Embiid, this titan, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
LeBron James does a belly slide on the court. Cooper Flagg does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Vòng đấu 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (B)
Cooper Flagg takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Joel Embiid with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This rising star LeBron James commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Klay Thompson gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
LeBron James with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Stephen Curry grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Stephen Curry once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Klay Thompson slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Cooper Flagg falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Klay Thompson attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Cooper Flagg sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Cooper Flagg clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. LeBron James fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (T)
Joel Embiid, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Joel Embiid catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Cooper Flagg asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Cooper Flagg explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Joel Embiid finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Stephen Curry hugs the mascot. Klay Thompson hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Vòng đấu 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (B)
This bonafide star Stephen Curry opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Stephen Curry can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Cooper Flagg, this walking skyscraper, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This established player Cooper Flagg can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
LeBron James explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Klay Thompson stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Klay Thompson tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
LeBron James glares at the scoreboard! This rising star not happy with the situation!
Cooper Flagg fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Klay Thompson lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This legit talent will learn from this.
Stephen Curry closes his eyes walking out. LeBron James keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Vòng đấu 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (T)
The game begins and Cooper Flagg is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This respected competitor Cooper Flagg capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Joel Embiid, this tower, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Joel Embiid with the lob pass facing the rim! This hooper's hooper to the teammate! Boom!
Stephen Curry, this All-Star caliber talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. LeBron James is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: LeBron James wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This dark horse LeBron James with a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
LeBron James, this giant, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Joel Embiid and Klay Thompson cradle the game ball like a baby. Cooper Flagg takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Vòng đấu 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-104 (T)
LeBron James fires up the crowd to open the game! This diamond in the rough starting strong!
Stephen Curry pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Klay Thompson, this walking skyscraper, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This hidden prospect LeBron James orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This legit talent Joel Embiid uses the floater over this long boy coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Stephen Curry has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from LeBron James! This dark horse reminding everyone why they're on top!
Klay Thompson soaks in a cathedral silence! This player making noise living for these moments!
Stephen Curry rises up the orange with patience! This elite player trusting the system!
LeBron James, this dude out of nowhere, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! LeBron James is the hero! This hungry young player with a game for the ages!
Cooper Flagg cries tears of joy in Klay Thompson's arms. Stephen Curry is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (B)
Stephen Curry explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This certified bucket locked in!
A step-back three from Cooper Flagg hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This next-level player Klay Thompson forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Stephen Curry falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Stephen Curry at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Stephen Curry looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Stephen Curry is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Klay Thompson gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Joel Embiid misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Klay Thompson spins to the weak side! This league veteran exploiting the rotation!
Joel Embiid launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Klay Thompson, this absolute unit, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Joel Embiid slams his fist on the bench. LeBron James places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Vòng đấu 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-117 (B)
And we're underway! Klay Thompson touches the leather first! This established player looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Stephen Curry fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this max-contract guy!
Joel Embiid gets crossed over! This dude putting the league on notice left frozen in transition!
Cooper Flagg with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Stephen Curry exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Stephen Curry talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Joel Embiid, this oversized freak, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This big-name player Stephen Curry rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This guy with a proven track record Joel Embiid adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This raw talent LeBron James calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
LeBron James, this who-is-this-guy player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Cooper Flagg sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Klay Thompson winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Joel Embiid.
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