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Clasificación

#TeamVDPts
1Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest15030
2San Antonio Skyscrapers14128
3Detroit Engine-Roar13226
4Boston Ring-Chasers10520
5Denver Horse-Track10520
6Minnesota Ice-Wall9618
7Cleveland Twin-Towers7814
8Houston Blast-Off7814
9Toronto Border-Patrol7814
10New York Over-Timers6912
11Phoenix No-Defense6912
12Philadelphia Injury-Report6912
13Los Angeles Nursing-Home51010
14Miami Heart-Attack4118
15Orlando Magic-Beans1142
16My Team0150

Pretemporada

Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Michael Jordan! Picture this: standing at 198 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. A líder militar. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a líder militar, with estandarte de batalla, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses el frente de guerra with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Budget-wise, they're playing by the rules. Barely. It's clean, but it's tight. You've got one modest star, two or three decent role players, and after that... It's a black hole on the bench. They're trying to build smart without going broke, but every time a player asks for a raise, they start sweating. This is the definition of a "middle of the pack" squad.

Jornada 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

84-126 (D)

Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, announced to huge cheers! A sold-out gym on fire!

Sophie Rain, this do-it-all player, bobbles the rock and the chance evaporates from the right corner!

This newcomer Sophie Rain commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi gambles for the steal and pays the price! Tendency to rush!

Robert Lewandowski lets fly away from the huddle! This generational talent in a dark place mentally!

Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Sophie Rain picks up the pace. Little secret: Sophie Rain listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this household name, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is clearly fatigued! The allotted time of this plus the allotted time of reunirring the el frente de guerra!

Robert Lewandowski loses the pill! A futbolista would never be this careless!

This basketball god Claudia Sheinbaum hangs the head after the miss! Deflated off the pick and roll!

Robert Lewandowski blows past to the tunnel in disappointment. This first-ballot legend will learn from this.

Sophie Rain mutters while walking out. Robert Lewandowski watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'

Jornada 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

87-110 (D)

This absolute legend Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!

Robert Lewandowski misfires from the low block! This household name searching for answers!

Michael Jordan crosses over into a trap! Shaky emotions under pressure when reading the defense!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this versatile guy, lets the shooter get free on the low block! Costly lapse!

Claudia Sheinbaum scores with the su cuaderno de laboratorio, no, with their hands! But the precision is the same!

That's a wrap for now. Claudia Sheinbaum dives into the tunnel. Small detail: Claudia Sheinbaum whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.

This basketball god Robert Lewandowski slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

Michael Jordan fires a pull-up jumper back to the basket but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!

Robert Lewandowski uses a full-court press to get open! Open space created with the sus botas de fútbol smarts!

Robert Lewandowski can barely run! The 4 periods of 12 minutes harder than the 4 periods of 12 minutes of anotarring the el gol ganador!

Sophie Rain walks off in defeat! Even a celebridad de internet's skills couldn't save tonight!

Robert Lewandowski closes his eyes walking out. Claudia Sheinbaum keeps her wide open, fixed, empty. Did you know that Claudia Sheinbaum practices líder militar on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.

Jornada 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

101-116 (D)

Robert Lewandowski sets the tone early! The futbolista came to play tonight!

Robert Lewandowski gets blocked! Rejected harder than a futbolista's worst day on the job!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi trips up in the three-point line! A líder militar never trips at work... Right?

Robert Lewandowski gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the el gol ganador on a rough day!

Claudia Sheinbaum posts up with the precision of an investigador at work. And it's a sky hook!

Heading in. Michael Jordan's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know Michael Jordan once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.

Claudia Sheinbaum storms to the bench! Heated! This investigador doesn't handle losing well!

Claudia Sheinbaum with the off-balance fadeaway jumper! This living legend couldn't set the feet!

Sophie Rain spaces the floor! Making room out there like a celebridad de internet clears the workspace!

This undisputed superstar Claudia Sheinbaum is a warrior but the body says no! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of war!

Robert Lewandowski looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a futbolista!

Michael Jordan sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi winces. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.

Jornada 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

101-105 (D)

Michael Jordan, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! That dawg mentality from the jump!

Michael Jordan catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Scary good handles taking over!

Michael Jordan gets screened out of the play! This living legend lost in traffic!

Michael Jordan misfires on the low block! Even this household name has off nights!

This newcomer Sophie Rain rallies the troops! The team feeds off an off-the-charts basketball IQ!

Back to the locker room. Sophie Rain's shorts are torn but she couldn't care less. Little secret: Sophie Rain listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this global icon, air-balls in the second half! The crowd is stunned!

This potential breakout star Sophie Rain throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!

Michael Jordan has found another gear! This franchise cornerstone shifting into overdrive!

Robert Lewandowski, this franchise cornerstone, commits the late turnover! Defense that's basically a suggestion with the ball!

Michael Jordan had the chances but couldn't convert. This household name left wanting.

Robert Lewandowski walks head down toward the tunnel. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.

Jornada 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

98-122 (D)

Claudia Sheinbaum looks dialed in from the start! Pure God-given talent preparation showing!

This generational talent Michael Jordan short-arms a step-back three at the buzzer! Not enough lift!

Robert Lewandowski with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost futbolista!

Claudia Sheinbaum loses the screen battle! Occasional mental lapses around the picks!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this hall-of-fame lock, threads the needle for a tear drop back to the basket!

Time to breathe. Robert Lewandowski has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Little scoop: Robert Lewandowski logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi mouths off on the inbound pass! A líder militar venting about the el frente de guerra!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi shanks it from the high post! Reunirring the el frente de guerra uses different muscles!

Claudia Sheinbaum shoots into the right spacing! Scary good handles and elite court awareness!

Sophie Rain gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a celebridad de internet begging the el algoritmo for mercy!

Sophie Rain launches past the media. This surprise package not in the mood to talk.

Robert Lewandowski has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has aged ten years in forty minutes. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Jornada 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

90-132 (D)

Robert Lewandowski gets the starting nod! A futbolista starting with the sus botas de fútbol confidence!

Michael Jordan posts up and fires but misses everything! Injury-prone body tonight!

Robert Lewandowski turns it over in the three-point line! Butterfingers from this futbolista!

Robert Lewandowski bites on the pump fake! This certified GOAT candidate sent flying along the baseline!

Claudia Sheinbaum slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an investigador hits the workbench!

Halftime. Michael Jordan glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Rumor has it Michael Jordan does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!

That one wasn't even close, Sophie Rain! Stick to cautivarring the el algoritmo!

Claudia Sheinbaum bends over during the dead ball! This household name gathering what's left!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this smooth operator, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!

This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan leaves the gym with head held high. Fought to the end.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Robert Lewandowski follows the same path. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.

Jornada 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

104-119 (D)

Michael Jordan posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This generational talent locked in!

This basketball god Robert Lewandowski whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!

Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!

Robert Lewandowski reacts too late to rotate! Lack of consistency on the help side!

Sophie Rain with a thunderous slam to seal the deal! A celebridad de internet who always closes!

Halftime! Claudia Sheinbaum has the hardwood pattern imprinted on her elbow. Did you know? Claudia Sheinbaum tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!

Sophie Rain walks away muttering! Muttering about the el algoritmo under their breath!

Michael Jordan shoots but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!

Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, sets a brick-wall screen! Nerves of steel on full display!

Sophie Rain drags their feet! Heavy as the su aro de luz at the end of a shift!

Despite the loss, Robert Lewandowski held their own with the el gol ganador! The futbolista fought!

Claudia Sheinbaum's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Michael Jordan hides his eyes under a towel. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'

Jornada 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

95-116 (D)

And we're underway! Michael Jordan touches the basketball first! This once-in-a-lifetime player looks eager!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi launches and misses! The Wilson isn't the el frente de guerra, and it shows!

Turnover by Robert Lewandowski! Anotarring the el gol ganador requires less coordination, clearly!

Sophie Rain, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Hot head in the legs!

What a play by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! A sky hook back to the basket! This living legend is cooking!

Break. Robert Lewandowski asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Quick anecdote about Robert Lewandowski: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this combo guard, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!

Robert Lewandowski puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even the sus botas de fútbol can save that!

Sophie Rain schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true celebridad de internet!

Michael Jordan is gassed! This global icon bent over at half court! Ego the size of Texas catching up!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi wipes a tear! A líder militar who poured everything into the effort!

Michael Jordan sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Sophie Rain winces. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

Jornada 9vs Houston Blast-Off

86-105 (D)

Michael Jordan takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this solid build, can't get a floater to drop! Cold as ice tonight!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi throws it into the stands! What was that from this guy with rings on every finger!

This potential breakout star Sophie Rain can't recover! Scored on in transition! Shaky emotions under pressure!

Robert Lewandowski scores in transition! A sky hook with scary good handles! Brilliant!

End of the first act. Claudia Sheinbaum is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Fun fact: Claudia Sheinbaum tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.

Robert Lewandowski sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a futbolista after a long shift!

This once-in-a-lifetime player Robert Lewandowski rattles it out! So close yet so far back to the basket!

Michael Jordan, this giant, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this do-it-all player, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!

This global icon Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi refuses the coach's embrace. Robert Lewandowski accepts it but his body is stiff. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Jornada 10vs Denver Horse-Track

93-130 (D)

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a líder militar who means business!

Robert Lewandowski posts up the pill but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!

Michael Jordan throws it away! Heavy feet under pressure under the basket!

Robert Lewandowski can't stay in front! Anotarring the el gol ganador doesn't build lateral quickness!

This household name Michael Jordan shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Halftime whistle. Michael Jordan flops into the first available chair. Small detail: Michael Jordan whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.

Robert Lewandowski clanks another one off the rim! This all-time great needs to find rhythm!

Sophie Rain tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a celebridad de internet's energy for the el algoritmo!

Stolen from Sophie Rain! A celebridad de internet who let it slip through their fingers!

Sophie Rain shakes their head! A celebridad de internet who can't believe that just happened!

Michael Jordan, this basketball god, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi refuses Denver Horse-Track's handshake. Sophie Rain offers a limp one with just her fingertips. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'

Jornada 11vs New York Over-Timers

91-118 (D)

This household name Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup in the paint!

Robert Lewandowski misfires again! Having the el gol ganador-shaped night!

Robert Lewandowski coughs it up! A futbolista's grip doesn't work on the pill!

Sophie Rain watches them score! Just watching, like watching the su aro de luz gather dust!

Robert Lewandowski sinks it from downtown. A futbolista never misses the el gol ganador, and never misses the hoop!

Halftime. Michael Jordan's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Locker room intel: Michael Jordan has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

Robert Lewandowski can't mask the disappointment! This global icon wearing it on the sleeve!

This potential GOAT Claudia Sheinbaum muscles up a catch-and-shoot triple but can't get it to fall!

Sophie Rain finds the angle! The angle celebridad de internet uses for the el algoritmo!

Claudia Sheinbaum powers through! The investigador in them won't quit on the la variable desconocida!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi leaves the court quietly! Quiet as a líder militar after the el frente de guerra setback!

Michael Jordan walks toward the tunnel without a word. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'

Jornada 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

83-127 (D)

Robert Lewandowski fades away into position! This absolute legend not wasting any time!

Sophie Rain rattles it out! Shaking the arena with the su aro de luz intensity!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi gets picked! A líder militar getting the el frente de guerra stolen in broad daylight!

Sophie Rain gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a celebridad de internet's worst day on the job!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this potential GOAT, yells at the coaching staff! Occasional mental lapses causing friction!

Break. Michael Jordan collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Did you know Michael Jordan started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.

Michael Jordan, this basketball god, with a contested tear drop that misses from downtown!

This household name Claudia Sheinbaum can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the líder militar got too confident!

Sophie Rain stares in disbelief! The look of a celebridad de internet who just lost everything!

Sophie Rain refuses to make excuses! A celebridad de internet owns the el algoritmo failures too!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Robert Lewandowski decides not to comment. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.

Jornada 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

83-127 (D)

This once-in-a-lifetime player Robert Lewandowski in the starting lineup! Let's see what this once-in-a-lifetime player brings!

A pull-up jumper from Sophie Rain hits the iron! Defense that's basically a suggestion under the spotlight!

Sophie Rain throws it out of bounds! Like launching the su aro de luz into the void!

This basketball god Robert Lewandowski misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!

Robert Lewandowski mouths off and picks up a T! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!

Break. Michael Jordan's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Anecdote: Michael Jordan slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.

This generational talent Robert Lewandowski puts up a scoop layup but it won't fall! Off night!

Sophie Rain needs oxygen! More winded than a celebridad de internet after overtime!

Sloppy handling by Claudia Sheinbaum! Investigarring the la variable desconocida is done with more finesse!

Sophie Rain looks to the heavens! A celebridad de internet praying for the su aro de luz to work!

Claudia Sheinbaum hangs their head! An investigador who gave everything they had!

Michael Jordan sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Sophie Rain has her head in her hands. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'

Jornada 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

80-114 (D)

Claudia Sheinbaum wins the opening tip! Tipping off with investigador energy!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi misses at the buzzer! A líder militar who missed the deadline!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi throws it away! A pass worse than a líder militar tossing the el frente de guerra!

Sophie Rain, this smooth operator, gets dunked on off the pick and roll! Poster material!

Robert Lewandowski kicks the air! The frustration of a futbolista who knows they can do better!

Intermission. Robert Lewandowski dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Robert Lewandowski blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.

Off the mark for Robert Lewandowski! Great futbolista, not so great at basketball tonight!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi takes the rest play! Even a líder militar needs a breather!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi tries to be too fancy and loses the leather! Limited stamina in the decision-making!

Claudia Sheinbaum can't hide the frustration! The su cuaderno de laboratorio frustration meets the pill frustration!

Claudia Sheinbaum fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the investigador gave everything!

Michael Jordan clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi fidgets with his wristband nervously. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.

Jornada 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

84-116 (D)

This generational talent Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi opens the scoring! A fadeaway jumper! Early advantage!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, this smooth operator, wastes a golden chance with a wild tear drop!

Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, steps out of bounds with the damn ball! Mental lapse!

Claudia Sheinbaum, this tweener, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!

Michael Jordan fires away angrily after the turnover! This absolute legend spiraling!

Halftime. Michael Jordan's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Michael Jordan threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.

Sophie Rain air-mails a layup from downtown! Way off for this hungry young player!

Robert Lewandowski cramps up! Muscles tight from the sus botas de fútbol and the basketball double duty!

Sophie Rain with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the el algoritmo!

Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to rush in tough moments!

Sophie Rain vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the su aro de luz reinforced with the el algoritmo!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Robert Lewandowski decides not to comment. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Michael Jordan.

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🇪🇸 España · Liga TeamBranch · Temporada #1
Clasificación
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Justo detrás de Orlando Magic-Beans · 2 pts
Últimos 6
0V · 6D
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Puntos · anotados
1360 vs 1783
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Mejores momentos
17 ICONOS
Canastas · clutch · momentos
MJ
▌ MVP de la temporada
Michael Jordan

Diario de la temporada

15 JORNADAS · 0V · 15 D · 1360 PUNTOS ANOTADOS · 1783 RECIBIDOS
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Pretemporada
Arranque de temporada
D
J01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
84-126
DERROTA
My Team gets blown out by Detroit Engine-Roar 126-84. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
87-110
DERROTA
Defeat. Miami Heart-Attack outplays My Team 110-87. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Claudia Sheinbaum★ Michael Jordan
D
J03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
101-116
DERROTA
My Team can't find their rhythm. Orlando Magic-Beans takes it 116-101.
🏀 Claudia Sheinbaum★ Michael Jordan
D
J04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
101-105
DERROTA
Philadelphia Injury-Report steals it 105-101 from My Team at the buzzer.
🏀 Michael Jordan★ Michael Jordan
D
J05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-122
DERROTA
My Team can't find their rhythm. Phoenix No-Defense takes it 122-98.
🏀 Claudia Sheinbaum★ Michael Jordan
D
J06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
90-132
DERROTA
My Team gets blown out by Los Angeles Nursing-Home 132-90. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
104-119
DERROTA
Rough game for My Team. Toronto Border-Patrol wins 119-104.
🏀 Sophie Rain★ Michael Jordan
D
J08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
95-116
DERROTA
Defeat. Minnesota Ice-Wall outplays My Team 116-95. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi★ Michael Jordan
D
J09
vs Houston Blast-Off
86-105
DERROTA
Houston Blast-Off hands My Team a 105-86 loss. Michael Jordan tried their best.
🏀 Robert Lewandowski★ Michael Jordan
D
J10
vs Denver Horse-Track
93-130
DERROTA
My Team gets blown out by Denver Horse-Track 130-93. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J11
vs New York Over-Timers
91-118
DERROTA
Defeat. New York Over-Timers outplays My Team 118-91. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Robert Lewandowski★ Michael Jordan
D
J12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
83-127
DERROTA
My Team gets blown out by Cleveland Twin-Towers 127-83. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
83-127
DERROTA
Ouch. Boston Ring-Chasers demolishes My Team 127-83. Not our day.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
80-114
DERROTA
My Team gets blown out by San Antonio Skyscrapers 114-80. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jordan
D
J15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-116
DERROTA
Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 116-84. Not our day.
★ Michael Jordan

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