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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 0 | 15 | 0 |
季前赛
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is 凯文·杜兰特. Standing at 208 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基. Profession? 混合武术家. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with mouth guard, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into opponent's guard could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. Budget: unlimited. Well technically there's a limit, but the owner decided to ignore it. We're in repeater tax territory, where every extra dollar of payroll costs FIVE dollars in penalties. The front office sweats with every new contract, the accountant has quit three times this year, but the owner keeps signing checks. The result? An absolute dream roster, the kind of team you build in NBA 2K when you turn on cheat mode. The downside? Zero flexibility. No first-round Draft picks, no free agent signings, no wiggle room whatsoever. It's all or nothing. And tonight, it's gonna be all.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
103-108 (负)
克雷·湯普森 dishes with energy from the opening whistle! This guy with a proven track record locked in!
This multi-time All-Star 斯蒂芬·科里 does it again! A deep three with effortless precision!
凯文·杜兰特 gets screened out of the play! This guy everybody knows lost in traffic!
克雷·湯普森, this tree of a man, wastes a golden chance with a wild reverse layup!
斯蒂芬·科里 rises up past the defense! A tear drop! The gap narrows!
That's a wrap for now. 凯文·杜兰特 dives into the tunnel. I've been told 凯文·杜兰特 always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
克雷·湯普森 spins and bricks it! Sometimes predictable game in the second quarter!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this solid pro, yells at the coaching staff! Heavy feet causing friction!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 brings blue-collar the mouth guard grit to the gymnasium!
克雷·湯普森 can't hit the go-ahead! Ego the size of Texas when the lights are brightest!
哈里森·巴恩斯 had the chances but couldn't convert. This seasoned vet left wanting.
斯蒂芬·科里 stares at the floor while 克雷·湯普森 mutters something inaudible under his breath. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-109 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里 rises up into position! This guy everybody knows not wasting any time!
克雷·湯普森, this player on the come-up, operates from the left corner with a half-court heave! Clinic!
凯文·杜兰特 reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 blows past but it's well off! Lack of consistency under fatigue!
This established star 凯文·杜兰特 with the three-point play! Comeback special in the paint!
Rest. 凯文·杜兰特 buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Juicy anecdote: 凯文·杜兰特 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This established player 哈里森·巴恩斯 can't deliver when it matters! Tendency to rush under pressure!
This legit talent 哈里森·巴恩斯 can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Every 混合武术家 in the crowd sees themselves in 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基's battle with the basketball!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this up-and-coming baller, air-balls in the final quarter! The crowd is stunned!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 leaves the arena quietly! Quiet as a 混合武术家 after the opponent's guard setback!
凯文·杜兰特 isolates in a corner, back against the wall. 克雷·湯普森 tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
124-95 (胜)
This player on the come-up 克雷·湯普森 means business! Fast start in the paint!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this legit talent, drops a thunderous slam at the top of the key! Pure artistry!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 with the huge charge taken from way beyond the arc! This solid pro says no!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this little guy, hits the cutter perfectly! A killer instinct right on time!
克雷·湯普森, this big fella, sets a brick-wall screen! Natural-born leadership on full display!
Halftime. 斯蒂芬·科里 glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Juicy anecdote: 斯蒂芬·科里 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
哈里森·巴恩斯, this established player, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper along the baseline! Take a bow!
克雷·湯普森, this beanpole, commands a sold-out gym on fire! The arena belongs to this next-level player!
This established player 哈里森·巴恩斯 celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
斯蒂芬·科里 has found another gear! This world-class player shifting into overdrive!
斯蒂芬·科里, this established star, soaks in the moment! Victory from mid-range! A victory dance!
哈里森·巴恩斯 makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. 克雷·湯普森 makes the 'call us' gesture. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
112-92 (胜)
This name that's buzzing 克雷·湯普森 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 hooks it in! The arc of a 混合武术家 swinging the mouth guard!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 jumps into the passing lane! A brilliant anticipation! Huge play!
哈里森·巴恩斯 dishes the Wilson through traffic! What a pass by this next-level player!
This seasoned vet 哈里森·巴恩斯 with the savvy veteran play! That dawg mentality experience showing!
Halftime. 克雷·湯普森 throws his towel on the floor walking in. Staff confession: 克雷·湯普森 is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
凯文·杜兰特, this tree of a man, showcases insane court vision with a gorgeous fadeaway jumper!
凯文·杜兰特, this big fella, gets the standing ovation! A boiling cauldron!
克雷·湯普森 finds the open teammate! This dude putting the league on notice making everyone better!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 embodies the spirit of every 混合武术家 who ever dreamed of a euro-step!
That's the game! 斯蒂芬·科里 finishes with a monster performance! This multi-time All-Star victorious!
哈里森·巴恩斯, 斯蒂芬·科里, and 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. Did you know that 斯蒂芬·科里 practices 混合武术家 on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
134-89 (胜)
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 opens with a sky hook! This guy with a proven track record making an early statement!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 explodes and scores! Those 混合武术家 hands work wonders with the damn ball!
This seasoned vet 克雷·湯普森 finds the open man! Assist and a thunderous slam!
哈里森·巴恩斯 pulls up and drills a floater! Can't teach that!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this tree of a man, contests everything on the low block! An unmatched feel for the game on full display!
Break. 斯蒂芬·科里's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know? 斯蒂芬·科里 once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
克雷·湯普森 penetrates and fires a pull-up jumper! This giant lighting it up!
斯蒂芬·科里, this smooth operator, is toying with the opposition at half court! Dominant!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this well-respected player, accidentally chest-bumps the ref! Excuse me sir!
克雷·湯普森, this oversized freak, gets the crowd on their feet! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! Electric!
Final buzzer! 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 is the hero! This seasoned vet with a game for the ages!
斯蒂芬·科里 jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. I learned that 斯蒂芬·科里's father was a 混合武术家. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
124-81 (胜)
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the 混合武术家 means business!
凯文·杜兰特 with night-in night-out consistency finds the angle for a half-court heave!
斯蒂芬·科里, this multi-time All-Star, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a catch-and-shoot triple!
克雷·湯普森 attacks past the defense for a pull-up jumper! Size advantage from this this colossus!
斯蒂芬·科里 a defensive stop with authority! This versatile guy protecting the paint!
The players head to the locker room. 哈里森·巴恩斯 is sweating like a racehorse. Anecdote: 哈里森·巴恩斯 slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This guy everybody knows 凯文·杜兰特 with a picture-perfect catch-and-shoot triple! The crowd goes wild!
哈里森·巴恩斯 piles it on! A euro-step extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
凯文·杜兰特, this All-Star caliber talent, catches the pill in the face! Hands of stone today!
克雷·湯普森 points to the sky after a euro-step! This well-respected player in the zone!
哈里森·巴恩斯 penetrates into the tunnel with the W! This dude putting the league on notice all smiles!
凯文·杜兰特 makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. 哈里森·巴恩斯 makes the 'call us' gesture. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
117-105 (胜)
哈里森·巴恩斯 looks dialed in from the start! Scary good handles preparation showing!
斯蒂芬·科里, this versatile guy, overpowers for a double-clutch layup! Size matters!
This player on the come-up 哈里森·巴恩斯 reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
凯文·杜兰特, this absolute unit, runs the offense with an off-the-charts basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
哈里森·巴恩斯 sets the screen at the perfect angle! This up-and-coming baller cerebral play!
Break! 克雷·湯普森 has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Locker room anecdote: 克雷·湯普森 talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
A half-court heave from 克雷·湯普森! Another dagger! This dude putting the league on notice closing the door!
This guy with a proven track record 克雷·湯普森 draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 communicates on the switch! Clear as a 混合武术家's directions!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this player on the come-up, has been building to this all game! During crunch time!
This guy everybody knows 斯蒂芬·科里 led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
斯蒂芬·科里 runs the full court high-fiving everyone. 克雷·湯普森 follows doing the wave alone. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
113-109 (胜)
克雷·湯普森 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This reliable star 斯蒂芬·科里 with the volleyball spike a commanding rebound! Emphatic!
This hooper's hooper 克雷·湯普森 short-arms a devastating dunk at half court! Not enough lift!
This guy with a proven track record 哈里森·巴恩斯 erupts for a two-handed slam! The floodgates are open!
哈里森·巴恩斯 reads the defense perfectly! That dawg mentality and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break time. 凯文·杜兰特 bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Physio's confession: 凯文·杜兰特 purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
凯文·杜兰特, this 7-footer, comes through when called upon! On the inbound pass! Star!
哈里森·巴恩斯 times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A flawless defensive rotation at half court!
斯蒂芬·科里, this combo guard, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
凯文·杜兰特 wants the ball and delivers! A layup in the first half! Clutch gene!
斯蒂芬·科里, this smooth operator, acknowledges the fans! A cathedral silence! A slide across the hardwood!
斯蒂芬·科里 and 克雷·湯普森 chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
107-111 (负)
This established player 克雷·湯普森 comes out aggressive! Opens with a layup driving to the hoop!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this undersized dog, with a silky pull-up jumper from the right corner! Smooth operator!
克雷·湯普森 gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
凯文·杜兰特, this tower, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
This franchise guy 凯文·杜兰特 ignites the rally! The deficit is shrinking!
Heading in. 凯文·杜兰特's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Rumor has it 凯文·杜兰特 tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this player making noise, misses the potential game-winner! Occasional mental lapses!
斯蒂芬·科里, this combo guard, sits down hard on the bench! Lack of consistency written all over his face!
The legend of 凯文·杜兰特 grows! This elite player adding another chapter facing the rim!
This up-and-coming baller 哈里森·巴恩斯 misses the free throws! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the line!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we dismantles better, like the opponent's guard!'
凯文·杜兰特 rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 picks up his own and folds it carefully. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
93-110 (负)
Game time! 哈里森·巴恩斯 and this seasoned vet ready to put on a show at the venue!
This big-name player 斯蒂芬·科里 whiffs on a tear drop! The crowd groans!
This dude putting the league on notice 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 with turnover number lengths ahead! Limited stamina is piling up!
凯文·杜兰特, this absolute unit, fouls unnecessarily under the basket! Heavy feet!
A euro-step from 斯蒂芬·科里! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
The players leave the court. 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 clings to the tunnel railing. Fun fact: 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
凯文·杜兰特 mutters to himself walking back! This headliner fighting inner demons!
哈里森·巴恩斯 dribbles the Wilson but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this up-and-coming baller, manages the clock beautifully in the extra period!
克雷·湯普森 asks for the ball to slow the pace! This player on the come-up needs air!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 packs up and heads out! Packing the mouth guard, unpacking emotions!
克雷·湯普森 lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. 凯文·杜兰特 decides not to comment. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
108-100 (胜)
This player on the come-up 哈里森·巴恩斯 opens the scoring! A two-handed slam! Early advantage!
This seasoned vet 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 capitalizes at the top of the key! A catch-and-shoot triple with silky smooth technique!
克雷·湯普森 with the suffocating defense! This well-respected player is a wall out there!
克雷·湯普森 reads the defense like a book! Assist from the left corner! Unreal swagger!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this tree of a man, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Halftime! 哈里森·巴恩斯 checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know 哈里森·巴恩斯 plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
凯文·杜兰特, this reliable star, sinks a euro-step with surgical precision driving to the hoop!
The crowd is on its feet! A boiling cauldron as 克雷·湯普森 takes the court!
凯文·杜兰特 takes the blame for the mistake! This bonafide star protecting teammates!
克雷·湯普森 dribbles with purpose! A gym-rat work ethic driving this team forward!
斯蒂芬·科里 hugs the coach! This established star with a complete performance!
凯文·杜兰特 and 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-120 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里, this franchise guy, embraces the roaring arena! Game on!
斯蒂芬·科里 fades away but overcooks it! Hot head showing up again!
斯蒂芬·科里 rises up the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this headliner!
This well-respected player 哈里森·巴恩斯 fouls reaching in! Heavy feet on defense!
This seasoned vet 克雷·湯普森 finishes with authority! An and-one along the baseline!
Break time. 哈里森·巴恩斯 bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Anecdote: 哈里森·巴恩斯 slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
凯文·杜兰特, this headliner, with the frustrated foul! Defense that's basically a suggestion in tough moments!
凯文·杜兰特 forces a bad and-one! This bonafide star needs to trust teammates!
This respected competitor 哈里森·巴恩斯 adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
凯文·杜兰特, this tower, looks exhausted along the baseline! The legs are gone!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 walks off in defeat! Even a 混合武术家's skills couldn't save tonight!
斯蒂芬·科里 whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. 凯文·杜兰特 nods without conviction. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-110 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里 dribbles onto the floor! The crowd roars for this franchise guy!
克雷·湯普森 gets a clean look but hot head costs the bucket!
This name that's buzzing 哈里森·巴恩斯 commits the offensive foul! Turnover at half court!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this tree of a man, gets blown by on the perimeter! Limited stamina in the legs!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this mountain of a man, takes over at the top of the key. A catch-and-shoot triple! That's elite!
Break! 哈里森·巴恩斯 takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Anecdote: 哈里森·巴恩斯 once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
哈里森·巴恩斯 fades away and kicks the stanchion! This next-level player losing composure!
斯蒂芬·科里, this certified bucket, pulls the trigger at half court but no luck!
This next-level player 哈里森·巴恩斯 runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
This dude putting the league on notice 哈里森·巴恩斯 is a warrior but the body says no! The allotted time of war!
斯蒂芬·科里 sits alone on the bench. This certified bucket processing the defeat.
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 refuses Boston Ring-Chasers's handshake. 凯文·杜兰特 offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
84-112 (负)
Tip-off! 克雷·湯普森 gets us started! Let's go!
凯文·杜兰特, this max-contract guy, sends the basketball wide! The touch is off tonight!
斯蒂芬·科里 dunks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this tree of a man, gets dunked on facing the rim! Poster material!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 banks a bucket off the glass! Geometry learned from the 混合武术家 life!
Break! 哈里森·巴恩斯 has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Exclusive info: 哈里森·巴恩斯 is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
凯文·杜兰特 can't mask the disappointment! This big-name player wearing it on the sleeve!
This reliable star 斯蒂芬·科里 rattles it out! So close yet so far at the buzzer!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 finds the angle! The angle 混合武术家 uses for the opponent's guard!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this walking skyscraper, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
This seasoned vet 哈里森·巴恩斯 tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 refuses San Antonio Skyscrapers's handshake. 凯文·杜兰特 offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
94-106 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里, this all-around player, takes the court! The palpable tension is electric!
亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基, this legit talent, comes up empty! A fadeaway jumper off target driving to the hoop!
凯文·杜兰特 with a wild pass that sails out! This multi-time All-Star giving it away!
哈里森·巴恩斯 scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Injury-prone body!
斯蒂芬·科里, this tweener, uses every inch to deliver a step-back three!
End of the second quarter. 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Anecdote of the day: 亚力山大·沃尔卡诺夫斯基 forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
斯蒂芬·科里 launches angrily after the turnover! This bonafide star spiraling!
Brick! 斯蒂芬·科里 misfires at the top of the key! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
克雷·湯普森 identifies the soft spot in the zone! This solid pro surgical precision!
哈里森·巴恩斯, this towering presence, laboring up and down! Hot head draining the energy!
克雷·湯普森, this dude putting the league on notice, takes the loss hard. Occasional mental lapses at the wrong moments.
斯蒂芬·科里 refuses the coach's embrace. 凯文·杜兰特 accepts it but his body is stiff. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: 凯文·杜兰特.
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