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Fighter
Coach
Medic
Build your trio
A fighter, a coach, a medic — pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional.
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PaperTeamfight
Build your team. Survive as long as you can.
YOU
Your champion
VS
Round 7
The challenger
3 steps · 0 complicated rules
How it works
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K.O.
Face the gauntlet
A run of opponents that get tougher and tougher. One loss and it's over: sudden death.
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Share your run
A result card to share anywhere. Dare your friends to beat your score.
The share loopOne card. One challenge.
One card. One challenge.
One score to beat.
At the end of each run, your trio becomes a shareable card — ready for socials and built for the rematch.
- ★Your 3 personalities, paper-head medallions
- #Your score: the number of rounds survived
- ✕The opponent who knocked you out
PaperTeamfightRUN #4417
Fighter
Coach
Medic
Survived
14 ROUNDS
Knocked out by Round 15
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Casting: millions of personalities
Anyone versus anyone
Athletes, politicians, fictional heroes — from dead serious to utterly absurd. You decide who steps into the ring.
Mbappé
Churchill
Naruto
Napoleon
Cleopatra
Goku
Einstein
Jordan
Darth Vader
Joan of Arc
Serena W.
Sherlock
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How far will your
team go?
Build your trio. Throw it into the gauntlet. Come back with a card to make your friends jealous.
Build your team → The guide · Updated on 13 July 2026
The fight simulator where anyone can throw down with anyone.
Ned Kelly vs Mad Max. Steve Irwin vs Bluey. Captain Cook vs The Wiggles. Paper Teamfight is a free, tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator: you build a trio, toss it into the paper ring, and walk out with a card ready to make your friends jealous.
The concept
Three roles, one gauntlet, zero complicated rules.
It all starts with a trio. A fighter — the one stepping into the ring, whose toughness and mobility decide almost everything. A coach — screaming from the corner, ready to trigger rage mode when things get ugly. A medic — patching your champion back together with tape at the edge of a knockout. You pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional, then send them through a string of increasingly brutal opponents. One loss and it's over: sudden death. Your score is the number of rounds survived, turned into a shareable card.
🥊Fightertoughness · mobility · power
📣Coachauthority · rage meter
💉Medichealing · survival at the brink of KO
Fight simulator
A paper ring for every combat sport.
The Paper Teamfight engine runs on paper MMA — strikes, takedowns, submissions, anything goes. But the spirit of the game covers the whole world of combat sports: whether you're picturing a boxing match, a judo duel, a muay thai round, or a straight-up MMA simulation, the principle stays the same — two camps, one ring, and the question that haunts every bar argument: who would win?
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MMAthe foundation of the mode: anything goes — strikes, takedowns, submissions.
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Boxingfists only, but a paper uppercut is still an uppercut.
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Savate (French kickboxing)the feet join the dance, with a bit more elegance.
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Muay Thaielbows, knees, shins — the "art of eight limbs" in origami form.
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Wrestlingtake them down and pin them there. Effective, less flashy.
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Pro wrestlingthe most theatrical combat sport of all — perfect for the paper treatment.
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Judothe way of softness: turning your opponent's own force against them.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsuthe ground game — locks, chokes. The brains of the fight.
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Karateone strike, one intention. Kime folded into a single sheet.
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Taekwondolegs that snap higher than heads.
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Kickboxingfists + feet, the high-strung middle ground between boxing and karate.
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Sambothe Russian grappling art that fed half of modern MMA.
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Sumopush them out of the circle. The shortest, densest fight there is.
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Fencingthe only discipline where the tip matters more than the mass.
The lineup
Dream teams (and nightmare ones).
The best part of this mode is the impossible matchup. Here's some fuel for your imagination, from the dead serious to the utterly ridiculous. The rest is up to you. serious · ridiculous
SeriousThe Bushranger's Last Stand
🥊 Ned Kelly · fighter
📣 Peter Lalor · coach
💉 Fred Hollows · medic
Kelly's homemade iron armour eats bullets for brekkie, Lalor brings the Eureka Stockade fury from the corner, and eye surgeon Fred Hollows literally gives sight back — you'll never miss a punch.
SeriousBaggy Green Thunder
🥊 Dennis Lillee · fighter
📣 Richie Benaud · coach
💉 Victor Chang · medic
Lillee hurls leather at the speed of sound, Benaud coaches with that 'marvellous' calm that unnerves the whole ring, and heart surgeon Victor Chang restarts your ticker between rounds. Howzat.
SeriousPunch On, Aussie
🥊 Jeff Fenech · fighter
📣 Johnny Lewis · coach
💉 Barry Marshall · medic
Three-weight world champ Fenech loves youse all and hits like a road train, Lewis is the best cornerman we've ever bred, and Barry Marshall drank a beaker of ulcer bacteria to prove a point — nothing fazes this medic.
SeriousThe Anzac Spirit
🥊 Albert Jacka · fighter
📣 John Monash · coach
💉 Weary Dunlop · medic
Jacka won the first Aussie VC of the Great War single-handed, General Monash out-thinks every opponent on the whiteboard, and Weary Dunlop patched blokes together under fire with nothing but grit. Unkillable trio.
SeriousGreen and Gold
🥊 Cathy Freeman · fighter
📣 Kevin Sheedy · coach
💉 Howard Florey · medic
Freeman's 400m burst means the fighter simply outruns the K.O., master motivator Sheedy plays the mind games that trigger fury mode, and Howard Florey — the bloke who gave the world penicillin — makes sure the cuts never turn nasty.
RidiculousThe Heeler Household
🥊 Bandit Heeler · fighter
📣 Chilli Heeler · coach
💉 Bluey · medic
Bandit's been doing piggyback squats and 'keepy uppy' with two hyperactive pups for years — dad-strength off the charts. Chilli's the calm tactician, and Bluey heals every wound with a band-aid and a game of imagination. For real life.
RidiculousWake Up, Jeff!
🥊 Captain Feathersword · fighter
📣 Anthony Field · coach
💉 Dorothy the Dinosaur · medic
The friendly pirate ticklishly overwhelms all comers, Blue Wiggle Anthony keeps the Big Red Car (and the fury) revving, and Dorothy the Dinosaur nurses you back with roses and a fruit salad — yummy yummy. Undefeated at every third birthday party.
RidiculousThat's a Knife
🥊 Mick Dundee · fighter
📣 Steve Irwin · coach
💉 The Flying Doctor · medic
Crocodile Dundee once mimed a whole croc-wrestle just to make a point, Steve Irwin screaming 'CRIKEY' in your ear is instant fury fuel, and the Royal Flying Doctor lands a Beechcraft on the ring apron to stitch you up. Outback OP.
RidiculousFountain Lakes Finest
🥊 Sharon Strzelecki · fighter
📣 Kath Day-Knight · coach
💉 Kim Craig · medic
Sharon's a state-level netball Goal Defence — she'll body you off the ring and clean out of the postcode. Kath brings the 'look at moiye' hypnosis, and Kim... well, Kim mostly supervises from the recliner. It's noice, it's different, it's unusual.
RidiculousPossums, Assemble
🥊 Sir Les Patterson · fighter
📣 Dame Edna Everage · coach
💉 Madge Allsop · medic
Cultural Attaché Sir Les slobbers his way through any defence, Dame Edna flings gladioli and withering one-liners to spark the rage, and long-suffering bridesmaid Madge mops up in stony silence. Hello possums, say goodnight.
RidiculousThe Sausage Sizzle Special
🥊 A Bunnings snag tradie · fighter
📣 A surf lifesaver · coach
💉 A Royal Flying Doctor · medic
The tradie's lugged bags of cement all day and flips snags one-handed, the lifie drags grown men out of rips for fun and never panics, and the Flying Doctor lands anywhere. Onions under the sausage — non-negotiable — and this trio just works.
Who would win?
The classic bar argument, finally settled (paper-style).
These debates never end — except here. Paper Teamfight doesn't claim scientific truth: it hands you a verdict, spectacular and shareable, to close the argument (or reignite it with a vengeance). Build both camps, launch the fight, and let the paper ring decide.
- Steve Irwin vs a saltwater croc — Irwin's wrestled bigger before brekkie, but the croc's got home billabong advantage. Crikey — it's a coin toss, and the coin's underwater.
- Ned Kelly vs Mad Max — Homemade iron armour versus a supercharged V8 Interceptor. Kelly's bulletproof right up until someone aims for the shins — Max just fills 'er up and drives straight through.
- Bluey vs a Bunnings snag in white bread — A cattle dog pup with infinite imagination against a sausage with onions. Bluey wins on points, but the snag wins the crowd — and the hearts, and the stomachs.
- Dame Edna vs Alf Stewart — Gladioli versus a flamin' galah. Edna's got the gift of the gab, but Alf's been threatening to 'sort ya out' since Summer Bay opened. Stone the crows — call it a draw.
Frequently asked questions
Everything you wanted to know about the paper ring.
What is Paper Teamfight?
Paper Teamfight is a tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator, 100% free and online. You build a trio — a fighter, a coach, and a medic — from millions of real or fictional personalities, then send them to face a string of increasingly tough opponents in a paper ring. Every run ends with a shareable result card.
Is this a real MMA fight simulator?
It's a deliberately playful MMA-style combat simulator made of paper. The outcome of each fight is calculated from each personality's "job stats" — their real-life profession determines their toughness, mobility, and power — not from a database of real fighters. The spirit covers every combat sport: MMA, boxing, wrestling, judo, karate, muay thai…
Which combat sports can you simulate?
All of them, in spirit: the engine runs on paper MMA, but you can picture your trio in boxing, savate, muay thai, kickboxing, wrestling, pro wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu, karate, taekwondo, sambo, sumo, or even fencing. The "anyone vs anyone" principle applies to any discipline you like.
How is the winner of a fight decided?
From each team member's job stats. A firefighter or a mover hits hard and takes a beating well; a poet is more fragile. The coach builds up the rage meter, the medic patches the fighter up at the edge of a KO. Same trio + same seed = the exact same fight (deterministic, so shared results can be replayed).
Who can be part of my fight team?
Anyone with a profile: athletes, politicians, artists, scientists, fictional or historical characters. From the most serious picks to the most absurd — that's the whole point: building impossible matchups.
Is it free?
Yes, 100% free, no install and no account required. Just play, survive the gauntlet, and share your result card straight from the browser.
So, how far will your team make it?
Build your trio, throw it into the gauntlet, come back with a fight card.
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