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Fighter
Coach
Medic
Build your trio
A fighter, a coach, a medic — pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional.
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PaperTeamfight
Build your team. Survive as long as you can.
YOU
Your champion
VS
Round 7
The challenger
3 steps · 0 complicated rules
How it works
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K.O.
Face the gauntlet
A run of opponents that get tougher and tougher. One loss and it's over: sudden death.
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Share your run
A result card to share anywhere. Dare your friends to beat your score.
The share loopOne card. One challenge.
One card. One challenge.
One score to beat.
At the end of each run, your trio becomes a shareable card — ready for socials and built for the rematch.
- ★Your 3 personalities, paper-head medallions
- #Your score: the number of rounds survived
- ✕The opponent who knocked you out
PaperTeamfightRUN #4417
Fighter
Coach
Medic
Survived
14 ROUNDS
Knocked out by Round 15
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Casting: millions of personalities
Anyone versus anyone
Athletes, politicians, fictional heroes — from dead serious to utterly absurd. You decide who steps into the ring.
Mbappé
Churchill
Naruto
Napoleon
Cleopatra
Goku
Einstein
Jordan
Darth Vader
Joan of Arc
Serena W.
Sherlock
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How far will your
team go?
Build your trio. Throw it into the gauntlet. Come back with a card to make your friends jealous.
Build your team → The guide · Updated on 13 July 2026
The fight simulator where anyone can throw down with anyone.
Winston Churchill vs The Doctor. A pub landlord vs Gandalf. Boudica vs Paddington Bear. Paper Teamfight is a free, tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator: you build a trio, toss it into the paper ring, and walk out with a card ready to make your friends jealous.
The concept
Three roles, one gauntlet, zero complicated rules.
It all starts with a trio. A fighter — the one stepping into the ring, whose toughness and mobility decide almost everything. A coach — screaming from the corner, ready to trigger rage mode when things get ugly. A medic — patching your champion back together with tape at the edge of a knockout. You pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional, then send them through a string of increasingly brutal opponents. One loss and it's over: sudden death. Your score is the number of rounds survived, turned into a shareable card.
🥊Fightertoughness · mobility · power
📣Coachauthority · rage meter
💉Medichealing · survival at the brink of KO
Fight simulator
A paper ring for every combat sport.
The Paper Teamfight engine runs on paper MMA — strikes, takedowns, submissions, anything goes. But the spirit of the game covers the whole world of combat sports: whether you're picturing a boxing match, a judo duel, a muay thai round, or a straight-up MMA simulation, the principle stays the same — two camps, one ring, and the question that haunts every bar argument: who would win?
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MMAthe foundation of the mode: anything goes — strikes, takedowns, submissions.
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Boxingfists only, but a paper uppercut is still an uppercut.
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Savate (French kickboxing)the feet join the dance, with a bit more elegance.
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Muay Thaielbows, knees, shins — the "art of eight limbs" in origami form.
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Wrestlingtake them down and pin them there. Effective, less flashy.
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Pro wrestlingthe most theatrical combat sport of all — perfect for the paper treatment.
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Judothe way of softness: turning your opponent's own force against them.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsuthe ground game — locks, chokes. The brains of the fight.
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Karateone strike, one intention. Kime folded into a single sheet.
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Taekwondolegs that snap higher than heads.
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Kickboxingfists + feet, the high-strung middle ground between boxing and karate.
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Sambothe Russian grappling art that fed half of modern MMA.
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Sumopush them out of the circle. The shortest, densest fight there is.
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Fencingthe only discipline where the tip matters more than the mass.
The lineup
Dream teams (and nightmare ones).
The best part of this mode is the impossible matchup. Here's some fuel for your imagination, from the dead serious to the utterly ridiculous. The rest is up to you. serious · ridiculous
SeriousThis Island's Finest
🥊 Boudica · fighter
📣 Winston Churchill · coach
💉 Florence Nightingale · medic
A warrior queen who torched Roman London, the man who told an empire to never surrender, and the founder of modern nursing patching her up between rounds. Good luck telling this lot to give up.
SeriousThe Empire of Reason
🥊 Isaac Newton · fighter
📣 Charles Darwin · coach
💉 Alexander Fleming · medic
Newton works out the physics of every punch, Darwin coaches survival of the fittest, and Fleming literally discovered penicillin, so your corner has the best medic in human history. Borderline unfair.
SeriousThe Once and Future King
🥊 King Arthur · fighter
📣 Merlin · coach
💉 The Lady of the Lake · medic
Excalibur does the hitting, Merlin drops a fury spell from the stool, and the Lady of the Lake hands you a magic sword every time yours breaks. Camelot came to fight.
SeriousRing Kings
🥊 Lennox Lewis · fighter
📣 Sir Alex Ferguson · coach
💉 Sir Roger Bannister · medic
A genuine heavyweight champ, Fergie delivering the hairdryer treatment to switch on fury mode, and Bannister, an actual neurologist as well as the first man under four minutes for the mile, keeping the legs running.
Serious221B Baker Street
🥊 Sherlock Holmes · fighter
📣 Mycroft Holmes · coach
💉 Dr John Watson · medic
Sherlock deduces your opponent's weakness before the bell, Mycroft runs the whole thing from an armchair, and Watson, a battle-hardened army surgeon, stitches you up. Elementary.
RidiculousFawlty Towers Select
🥊 Mr Bean · fighter
📣 Basil Fawlty · coach
💉 The Doctor · medic
Nobody knows what Mr Bean will do next, least of all Mr Bean, Basil supplies pure incandescent rage from the corner, and the Doctor just regenerates if it all goes wrong. Chaos, but immortal chaos.
RidiculousThe Hogwarts Reserve
🥊 Hagrid · fighter
📣 Albus Dumbledore · coach
💉 Madam Pomfrey · medic
Half-giant Hagrid brings the muscle, Dumbledore calmly bends the rules of reality, and Madam Pomfrey mends every broken bone overnight in the hospital wing. She's fixed worse than a K.O.
RidiculousSaturday Night Out
🥊 A pub bouncer · fighter
📣 A football hooligan · coach
💉 An NHS A&E nurse · medic
The bouncer has taken more hits at chucking-out time than any pro, the hooligan whips the away end into a frenzy, and an A&E nurse on a Saturday shift has seen absolutely everything and won't even blink.
RidiculousWe Will Rock You
🥊 Ozzy Osbourne · fighter
📣 Freddie Mercury · coach
💉 Adele · medic
The Prince of Darkness bites first and asks questions never, Freddie gets 70,000 people screaming for fury mode, and Adele's ballad is so soothing your combatant forgets he was ever hurt. Someone like you, healing.
RidiculousLicence to Brawl
🥊 James Bond · fighter
📣 M · coach
💉 Q · medic
007 does the dirty work in a dinner jacket, M barks the orders without leaving the office, and Q kits you out with an exploding pen and a defibrillator watch. Shaken, not stopped.
RidiculousWallace's Workshop
🥊 Gromit · fighter
📣 Wallace · coach
💉 A cheese-powered contraption · medic
Gromit does literally all the work while saying nothing, Wallace 'coaches' with a cracking half-baked invention, and the auto-medic runs on Wensleydale. What could possibly go wrong, lad?
SeriousRule Britannia
🥊 Admiral Nelson · fighter
📣 The Duke of Wellington · coach
💉 Mary Seacole · medic
Nelson never lost a fleet action at sea, Wellington saw off Napoleon at Waterloo, and Mary Seacole, the Crimea's own frontline nurse, tends the wounded right at ringside. England expects.
Who would win?
The classic bar argument, finally settled (paper-style).
These debates never end — except here. Paper Teamfight doesn't claim scientific truth: it hands you a verdict, spectacular and shareable, to close the argument (or reignite it with a vengeance). Build both camps, launch the fight, and let the paper ring decide.
- A full English breakfast vs a green smoothie — The fry-up has the weight, the black pudding and centuries of stubbornness. The smoothie is technically healthier but nobody's ever won a pub scrap on kale. Back the beans.
- Gordon Ramsay vs a soggy Sunday roast — Ramsay screams, but the roast has already survived being left in the oven for four hours and gone cold twice. That gravy has seen things. Draw, declared over a cup of tea.
- The Queen's corgi vs a London fox — Royal pedigree versus a bin-raiding street survivor who fears nothing. The corgi has the training; the fox has 3am experience. Money's on the fox, sadly.
- James Bond vs a Yorkshire farmer — Bond has the gadgets and the tuxedo, but the farmer's wrestled a ewe in a hailstorm before breakfast. One of them's tired, and it isn't the one in the wellies.
Frequently asked questions
Everything you wanted to know about the paper ring.
What is Paper Teamfight?
Paper Teamfight is a tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator, 100% free and online. You build a trio — a fighter, a coach, and a medic — from millions of real or fictional personalities, then send them to face a string of increasingly tough opponents in a paper ring. Every run ends with a shareable result card.
Is this a real MMA fight simulator?
It's a deliberately playful MMA-style combat simulator made of paper. The outcome of each fight is calculated from each personality's "job stats" — their real-life profession determines their toughness, mobility, and power — not from a database of real fighters. The spirit covers every combat sport: MMA, boxing, wrestling, judo, karate, muay thai…
Which combat sports can you simulate?
All of them, in spirit: the engine runs on paper MMA, but you can picture your trio in boxing, savate, muay thai, kickboxing, wrestling, pro wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu, karate, taekwondo, sambo, sumo, or even fencing. The "anyone vs anyone" principle applies to any discipline you like.
How is the winner of a fight decided?
From each team member's job stats. A firefighter or a mover hits hard and takes a beating well; a poet is more fragile. The coach builds up the rage meter, the medic patches the fighter up at the edge of a KO. Same trio + same seed = the exact same fight (deterministic, so shared results can be replayed).
Who can be part of my fight team?
Anyone with a profile: athletes, politicians, artists, scientists, fictional or historical characters. From the most serious picks to the most absurd — that's the whole point: building impossible matchups.
Is it free?
Yes, 100% free, no install and no account required. Just play, survive the gauntlet, and share your result card straight from the browser.
So, how far will your team make it?
Build your trio, throw it into the gauntlet, come back with a fight card.
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