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順位表

#	Team	勝	敗	Pts
1	Detroit Engine-Roar	13	2	26
2	Cleveland Twin-Towers	13	2	26
3	Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest	12	3	24
4	Boston Ring-Chasers	12	3	24
5	New York Over-Timers	12	3	24
6	Denver Horse-Track	10	5	20
7	San Antonio Skyscrapers	9	6	18
8	Houston Blast-Off	7	8	14
9	Los Angeles Nursing-Home	6	9	12
10	Minnesota Ice-Wall	5	10	10
11	Toronto Border-Patrol	5	10	10
12	Philadelphia Injury-Report	5	10	10
13	Orlando Magic-Beans	5	10	10
14	Miami Heart-Attack	4	11	8
15	Phoenix No-Defense	2	13	4
16	My Team	0	15	0

プレシーズン

Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Pikachu is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. The man is massive, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: ジョティー・アムゲ. Profession? 映画俳優. Yeah. The coach saw her on TV, called her agent (who didn't exist), and offered her a ten-day contract "to see." The girl showed up with 台本バインダー, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At her first practice, she attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But she's got heart, the woman, and apparently the precision she puts into 映画のキャラクター could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.

第 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar

78-123 (敗)

モンキー・D・ルフィ fires up the crowd to open the game! This guy with a proven track record starting strong!

ジョティー・アムゲ explodes the pill into nothing! Limited stamina on full display tonight!

This guy with a proven track record モンキー・D・ルフィ forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!

モンキー・D・ルフィ gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the 海洋船舶 behind the 彼らの船の舵輪!

リオネル・メッシ, this first-ballot legend, yells at the coaching staff! Limited stamina causing friction!

The players file out. リオネル・メッシ exchanges a tense look with the coach. Fun fact: リオネル・メッシ blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

SEIKIN, this scrappy guard, can't finish under the basket! That one stings!

Pikachu can't get lift! Legs heavy as the 彼らのワイヤーストリッパーズ after the 4 periods of 12 minutes!

This raw talent Pikachu commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to force bad shots!

SEIKIN tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the youtuber will bounce back!

モンキー・D・ルフィ packs up and heads out! Packing the 彼らの船の舵輪, unpacking emotions!

モンキー・D・ルフィ's eyes are glassy. SEIKIN mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'

第 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack

94-122 (敗)

Opening possession for モンキー・D・ルフィ! First touch, like first touch of the 彼らの船の舵輪!

リオネル・メッシ can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the orange differently than the 決勝ゴール!

This respected competitor ジョティー・アムゲ loses concentration and the Wilson with it!

SEIKIN gets blown by! Even a youtuber couldn't stop that!

リオネル・メッシ treats the leather like the 決勝ゴール and sinks it. Easy as pie for a サッカー選手!

Time to breathe. Pikachu has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. They say Pikachu eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.

Pikachu buries their face! Hidden from view, the 電気工事士 can't watch!

リオネル・メッシ heaves and misses! Should have heaved the 決勝ゴール instead!

ジョティー・アムゲ manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of the 台本バインダー on the 映画のキャラクター!

Pikachu finds a second wind! The 電気工事士 engine roars back to life!

This total unknown SEIKIN congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this total unknown.

リオネル・メッシ walks head down toward the tunnel. SEIKIN drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

第 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans

74-118 (敗)

ジョティー・アムゲ comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the 映画俳優 means business!

Pikachu shanks it from the key! 再配線するing the ヒューズパネル uses different muscles!

SEIKIN, this undersized dog, commits the travel! Shaky emotions under pressure in the footwork!

モンキー・D・ルフィ fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a 船長 chasing the 海洋船舶!

リオネル・メッシ argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to 得点するing the 決勝ゴール!

Finally a breather. リオネル・メッシ has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Exclusive: リオネル・メッシ was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We're back! The players look fired up.

ジョティー・アムゲ launches a layup and... Airball! Sometimes predictable game at its peak!

モンキー・D・ルフィ looks to the bench for relief! Relief like a 船長 relieved of the 彼らの船の舵輪!

モンキー・D・ルフィ tries to be too fancy and loses the orange! Sometimes predictable game in the decision-making!

Pikachu shoots the towel! This dude out of nowhere showing tendency to force bad shots!

モンキー・D・ルフィ tips the cap to the winners! The 船長's grace with the 海洋船舶!

ジョティー・アムゲ shakes モンキー・D・ルフィ's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'

第 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

83-127 (敗)

Tip-off! モンキー・D・ルフィ gets us started! Let's go!

ジョティー・アムゲ bricks it! Not the same accuracy as 描写するing the 映画のキャラクター!

リオネル・メッシ throws it out of bounds! Like launching the 彼らのサッカーシューズ into the void!

This seasoned vet モンキー・D・ルフィ bites on the fake! Beaten back to the basket!

ジョティー・アムゲ throws their hands up! Like a 映画俳優 when the 台本バインダー breaks!

Halftime whistle! ジョティー・アムゲ slides down against the hallway wall. Fun fact: ジョティー・アムゲ was voted best-looking player on the team. By her mom. In a poll she created herself. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.

リオネル・メッシ, this undersized dog, wastes a golden chance with a wild double-clutch layup!

モンキー・D・ルフィ bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a 船長 after the 彼らの船の舵輪 overtime!

リオネル・メッシ coughs it up! A サッカー選手's grip doesn't work on the pill!

リオネル・メッシ slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a サッカー選手 hits the workbench!

リオネル・メッシ, this potential GOAT, takes the loss hard. Occasional mental lapses at the wrong moments.

Pikachu mutters while walking out. リオネル・メッシ watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

第 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense

90-123 (敗)

リオネル・メッシ checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!

ジョティー・アムゲ misses at the jump ball! A 映画俳優 dropping the 映画のキャラクター at the worst time!

Pikachu coughs up the damn ball! Occasional mental lapses strikes again in transition!

リオネル・メッシ gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the 決勝ゴール on a rough day!

Pikachu vents at their teammates! The 電気工事士 who vents about the ヒューズパネル!

Rest time. リオネル・メッシ isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Rumor has it リオネル・メッシ has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.

A devastating dunk from SEIKIN sails wide! This hungry young player needs to regroup!

リオネル・メッシ is clearly fatigued! This ball game of this plus this ball game of 得点するing the 決勝ゴール!

This established player ジョティー・アムゲ dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!

ジョティー・アムゲ is visibly upset! Upset as a 映画俳優 when the 映画のキャラクター goes sideways!

SEIKIN walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to youtuber life tomorrow!

モンキー・D・ルフィ avoids the cameras like the plague. SEIKIN gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. Behind the scenes, I learned SEIKIN was also a 船長 in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.

第 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

83-128 (敗)

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this swiss-army-knife type, sets the tone immediately! Silky smooth technique from the jump!

リオネル・メッシ, this scrappy guard, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this all-time great!

Pikachu, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the rock!

SEIKIN bites on the fake! Fooled like a youtuber by counterfeit the アルゴリズム!

SEIKIN mutters to himself walking back! This dark horse fighting inner demons!

Halftime. The physio pounces on Pikachu to massage his thighs. I've been told Pikachu always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.

リオネル・メッシ fires a bank shot in the paint but can't connect! Ego the size of Texas showing!

SEIKIN, this undersized dog, with tired legs facing the rim! Defense that's basically a suggestion slowing this potential breakout star down!

リオネル・メッシ throws it away! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure driving to the hoop!

ジョティー・アムゲ stares in disbelief! The look of a 映画俳優 who just lost everything!

リオネル・メッシ walks off in defeat! Even a サッカー選手's skills couldn't save tonight!

SEIKIN refuses Los Angeles Nursing-Home's handshake. リオネル・メッシ offers a limp one with just his fingertips. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

第 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol

89-133 (敗)

SEIKIN opens with a bucket! This dude out of nowhere making an early statement!

ジョティー・アムゲ can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the 映画のキャラクター, a 映画俳優 always hits!

This guy with a proven track record ジョティー・アムゲ with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

This certified GOAT candidate リオネル・メッシ commits the and-one foul! Tendency to rush in positioning!

モンキー・D・ルフィ crosses over away from the huddle! This up-and-coming baller in a dark place mentally!

Halftime. The physio pounces on ジョティー・アムゲ to massage her thighs. Fun fact: ジョティー・アムゲ is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.

モンキー・D・ルフィ misses! Even a 船長 can't fix that shot!

リオネル・メッシ digs deep! Deep as a サッカー選手 digs into the 決勝ゴール!

リオネル・メッシ, this pint-sized baller, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted in the paint!

This who-is-this-guy player Pikachu stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

ジョティー・アムゲ fires away to the tunnel in disappointment. This respected competitor will learn from this.

モンキー・D・ルフィ sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. SEIKIN winces. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.

第 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

87-131 (敗)

Pikachu looks dialed in from the start! An off-the-charts basketball IQ preparation showing!

リオネル・メッシ misfires on the low block! Even this potential GOAT has off nights!

リオネル・メッシ with the careless pass! 得点するing the 決勝ゴール with more care, please!

Pikachu turns the head and loses the man! This dude out of nowhere napping defensively!

ジョティー・アムゲ drives and kicks the stanchion! This player making noise losing composure!

End of the first act. Pikachu is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know Pikachu knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Minnesota Ice-Wall's colors. By accident, obviously. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this do-it-all player, loses the handle and the opportunity! Lack of consistency!

SEIKIN leans on their knees! Gassed, but the youtuber keeps going!

Turnover by SEIKIN! 魅了するing the アルゴリズム requires less coordination, clearly!

ジョティー・アムゲ storms to the bench! Heated! This 映画俳優 doesn't handle losing well!

SEIKIN fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the youtuber gave everything!

モンキー・D・ルフィ looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. SEIKIN looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.

第 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off

74-119 (敗)

ジョティー・アムゲ posts up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this legit talent!

The rim rejects リオネル・メッシ! The rim says no! Even a サッカー選手 gets rejected sometimes!

リオネル・メッシ trips up in the top of the key! A サッカー選手 never trips at work... Right?

This name that's buzzing ジョティー・アムゲ fouls reaching in! Heavy feet on defense!

SEIKIN mouths off in the dying seconds! A youtuber venting about the アルゴリズム!

Halftime. ジョティー・アムゲ is holding her ribs walking toward the tunnel. They say ジョティー・アムゲ has a ritual where she touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.

SEIKIN, this little thunder, gets stuffed trying an and-one! Denied!

ジョティー・アムゲ powers through! The 映画俳優 in them won't quit on the 映画のキャラクター!

SEIKIN forces the pass! Forcing the カメラ where it doesn't fit!

モンキー・D・ルフィ slams the Spalding in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!

ジョティー・アムゲ vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the 台本バインダー reinforced with the 映画のキャラクター!

ジョティー・アムゲ whispers 'this can't be real' under her breath. モンキー・D・ルフィ nods without conviction. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.

第 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track

86-130 (敗)

SEIKIN lands the first deep three! First blood! The youtuber strikes first!

リオネル・メッシ clanks it off the rim! That sounded like the 彼らのサッカーシューズ hitting the 決勝ゴール!

ジョティー・アムゲ, this undersized spark plug, gets stripped facing the rim! Occasional mental lapses exposed!

リオネル・メッシ loses the screen battle! Injury-prone body around the picks!

SEIKIN, this little thunder, throws the hands up! Exasperated off the pick and roll!

Finally a breather. ジョティー・アムゲ has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Intel: ジョティー・アムゲ refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!

ジョティー・アムゲ can't find the range! The 台本バインダー has better accuracy than that!

ジョティー・アムゲ mops their face! Sweating more than when 描写するing the 映画のキャラクター!

ジョティー・アムゲ with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the 映画のキャラクター!

ジョティー・アムゲ can't hide the frustration! The 台本バインダー frustration meets the leather frustration!

リオネル・メッシ, this first-ballot legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.

Pikachu's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. リオネル・メッシ breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.

第 11 — vs New York Over-Timers

87-132 (敗)

リオネル・メッシ takes the court to a Finals-like atmosphere! The サッカー選手 with the 彼らのサッカーシューズ is here!

A pull-up jumper by Pikachu at half court is way off! Tough night for this who-is-this-guy player!

Intercepted! リオネル・メッシ's pass snatched right out of the air! A サッカー選手 would never be that careless!

Pikachu overcommits! Going all-in like a 電気工事士 on the ヒューズパネル, but wrong!

Pikachu, this versatile guy, pounds the scorer's table! Heavy feet on full display!

Halftime whistle. SEIKIN spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Staff confession: SEIKIN is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?

ジョティー・アムゲ short on the attempt! Needs the reach of the 台本バインダー!

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this legit talent, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!

モンキー・D・ルフィ with a wild pass that sails out! This solid pro giving it away!

ジョティー・アムゲ shakes their head! A 映画俳優 who can't believe that just happened!

SEIKIN looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a youtuber!

リオネル・メッシ hurls his water bottle at the wall. SEIKIN flinches but doesn't react. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.

第 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

88-132 (敗)

Pikachu, this tweener, takes the court! The wild stands is electric!

SEIKIN dribbles and fires but misses everything! Sometimes predictable game tonight!

Pikachu launches into a dead end facing the rim! Turnover! Injury-prone body!

リオネル・メッシ, this lightning-quick little man, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!

リオネル・メッシ looks to the heavens! A サッカー選手 praying for the 彼らのサッカーシューズ to work!

Halftime whistle. SEIKIN high-fives his teammates on the way out. Confession: SEIKIN calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.

This established player モンキー・D・ルフィ short-arms an off-balance shot from the right corner! Not enough lift!

SEIKIN plays through exhaustion! The endurance of 魅了するing the アルゴリズム daily!

Pikachu loses the basketball in traffic! This who-is-this-guy player can't afford that!

SEIKIN picks up the second technical! This total unknown ejected! Ego the size of Texas!

ジョティー・アムゲ, this small but mighty player, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.

モンキー・D・ルフィ refuses Cleveland Twin-Towers's handshake. SEIKIN offers a limp one with just his fingertips. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.

第 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers

73-117 (敗)

This dude out of nowhere Pikachu catches the orange early and goes to work! Opening salvo!

SEIKIN fades away the basketball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!

This all-time great リオネル・メッシ commits the offensive foul! Turnover on the low block!

モンキー・D・ルフィ gets posterized! A 船長 framed by the 彼らの船の舵輪 in the worst way!

This guy nobody was talking about SEIKIN shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Halftime! ジョティー・アムゲ looks in the mirror and shakes her head. Anecdote: ジョティー・アムゲ fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.

Pikachu shoots an air ball in a boiling cauldron! A 電気工事士 lost in the noise!

リオネル・メッシ is spent! Used up like the 決勝ゴール after a サッカー選手's long day!

リオネル・メッシ throws it away! A pass worse than a サッカー選手 tossing the 決勝ゴール!

This raw talent SEIKIN slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

SEIKIN takes the loss hard! Hard as the アルゴリズム on a bad youtuber day!

モンキー・D・ルフィ presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. SEIKIN walks right past without noticing. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

第 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

86-131 (敗)

The game begins and SEIKIN is ready! You can see natural-born leadership written all over his face!

ジョティー・アムゲ launches and misses! The pill isn't the 映画のキャラクター, and it shows!

ジョティー・アムゲ with the lazy pass! Tendency to rush leading to easy points!

Pikachu, this swiss-army-knife type, fouls unnecessarily facing the rim! Defense that's basically a suggestion!

リオネル・メッシ drops the head after another miss! Sometimes predictable game sapping the confidence!

Back to the locker room. ジョティー・アムゲ's shorts are torn but she couldn't care less. They say ジョティー・アムゲ eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the separation but can't finish! Injury-prone body!

リオネル・メッシ needs oxygen! More winded than a サッカー選手 after overtime!

モンキー・D・ルフィ gets the ball stripped! The 海洋船舶 would have stayed in a 船長's grip!

This well-respected player モンキー・D・ルフィ fouls hard out of frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!

モンキー・D・ルフィ had the chances but couldn't convert. This player making noise left wanting.

リオネル・メッシ has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Pikachu has aged ten years in forty minutes. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.

第 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

77-122 (敗)

モンキー・D・ルフィ steps onto the hardwood! From 指揮するing the 海洋船舶 to this, game time!

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this versatile guy, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Hot head!

Pikachu with the backcourt violation! A 電気工事士 going backwards with the ヒューズパネル!

ジョティー・アムゲ left in the dust! Even a 映画俳優 moves faster than that!

SEIKIN, this miniature missile, shows negative body language! Hot head creeping in!

The players file out. モンキー・D・ルフィ exchanges a tense look with the coach. Word is モンキー・D・ルフィ sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

Pikachu goes 0 for the quarter! A 電気工事士 having a rough shift with the 彼らのワイヤーストリッパーズ!

モンキー・D・ルフィ, this all-around player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!

リオネル・メッシ botches the handoff! Even the 彼らのサッカーシューズ exchanges go smoother!

リオネル・メッシ gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!

ジョティー・アムゲ walks off in silence. This up-and-coming baller gave it all but it wasn't enough.

Pikachu's eyes are glassy. リオネル・メッシ mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Pikachu.

シーズン終了 · 公式レポート

マイ

マイチーム

🇯🇵 日本 · TeamBranch League · Season #1

順位

#16 / 16

Phoenix No-Defense のすぐ後ろ · 4 勝点

直近6試合

0勝 · 6敗

敗敗敗敗敗敗

Points · scored

1249 vs 1888

-639 diff

ハイライト

17 アイコン

Buckets · clutch · moments

▌ シーズンMVP

Pikachu

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モンキー・D・ルフィ

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SEIKIN

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リオネル・メッシ

スモールフォワード

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Pikachu

パワーフォワード

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ジョティー・アムゲ

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 0W · 15 L · 1249 POINTS SCORED · 1888 CONCEDED

プレシーズン

シーズン開幕

敗

節01

vs Detroit Engine-Roar

78-123

敗戦

Ouch. Detroit Engine-Roar demolishes My Team 123-78. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節02

vs Miami Heart-Attack

94-122

敗戦

My Team falls to Miami Heart-Attack 94-122. Tough night.

🏀 リオネル・メッシ★ Pikachu

敗

節03

vs Orlando Magic-Beans

74-118

敗戦

My Team gets blown out by Orlando Magic-Beans 118-74. Long bus ride home.

★ Pikachu

敗

節04

vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

83-127

敗戦

Ouch. Philadelphia Injury-Report demolishes My Team 127-83. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節05

vs Phoenix No-Defense

90-123

敗戦

Ouch. Phoenix No-Defense demolishes My Team 123-90. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節06

vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

83-128

敗戦

Ouch. Los Angeles Nursing-Home demolishes My Team 128-83. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節07

vs Toronto Border-Patrol

89-133

敗戦

My Team gets blown out by Toronto Border-Patrol 133-89. Long bus ride home.

★ Pikachu

敗

節08

vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

87-131

敗戦

Ouch. Minnesota Ice-Wall demolishes My Team 131-87. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節09

vs Houston Blast-Off

74-119

敗戦

Ouch. Houston Blast-Off demolishes My Team 119-74. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節10

vs Denver Horse-Track

86-130

敗戦

Ouch. Denver Horse-Track demolishes My Team 130-86. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節11

vs New York Over-Timers

87-132

敗戦

My Team gets blown out by New York Over-Timers 132-87. Long bus ride home.

★ Pikachu

敗

節12

vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

88-132

敗戦

My Team gets blown out by Cleveland Twin-Towers 132-88. Long bus ride home.

★ Pikachu

敗

節13

vs Boston Ring-Chasers

73-117

敗戦

Ouch. Boston Ring-Chasers demolishes My Team 117-73. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

敗

節14

vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

86-131

敗戦

My Team gets blown out by San Antonio Skyscrapers 131-86. Long bus ride home.

★ Pikachu

敗

節15

vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

77-122

敗戦

Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 122-77. Not our day.

★ Pikachu

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