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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Okay, this is either pure genius or a complete mental breakdown, I honestly can't tell yet. The wild card, the stroke of brilliance or insanity depending on how many beers you've had, is that the coach decided to pull a move never before seen in league history: she signed Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, her brother-in-law and a queen mother by trade, on a ten-day contract. The girl showed up to the bench wearing a bucket hat, carrying bare hands and a cooler, surrounded by 7-foot giants who weigh three times as much. Apparently the coach's theory is that if Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother can place a basketball with the same precision she uses for the game to "bullseye" the opposing center's head, we've got the play of the century. So far, the girl's biggest achievement is attempting a three-pointer with an underhand toss and asking the ref where the jack ball was. It's absolute madness, the fans are split between hysterical laughter and total despair, but one thing's for sure: no one's ever seen a timeout with such a strong smell of beef jerky and cheap beer on the bench. Budget: unlimited. Well technically there's a limit, but the owner decided to ignore it. We're in repeater tax territory, where every extra dollar of payroll costs FIVE dollars in penalties. The front office sweats with every new contract, the accountant has quit three times this year, but the owner keeps signing checks. The result? An absolute dream roster, the kind of team you build in NBA 2K when you turn on cheat mode. The downside? Zero flexibility. No first-round Draft picks, no free agent signings, no wiggle room whatsoever. It's all or nothing. And tonight, it's gonna be all.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
98-118 (L)
This all-time great Michael Jordan means business! Fast start in transition!
This all-time great Magic Johnson puts up a hook shot but it won't fall! Off night!
The Undertaker, this titan, gets stripped on the low block! Limited stamina exposed!
Magic Johnson, this absolute unit, can't keep up with the speed! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed!
This all-time great Michael Jordan erupts for a scoop layup! The floodgates are open!
Break. Magic Johnson collapses next to the vending machine. Fun fact: Magic Johnson tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Magic Johnson storms to the bench! This certified GOAT candidate is visibly upset!
This elite player The Undertaker misses the mark! A finger roll goes begging at the top of the key!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother draws the double team! Attracting attention, the queen mother is a magnet out there!
This living legend Magic Johnson signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Ego the size of Texas!
This generational talent LeBron James leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother replays the score in her head on a loop. The Undertaker tries to think about something else. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
107-106 (W)
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a queen mother who means business!
Magic Johnson with the denial defense! This absolute legend not giving an inch!
LeBron James, this long boy, loses the handle and the opportunity! Heavy feet!
The Undertaker with the step-back pull-up jumper! Creating space like a professional wrestler with the steel chair!
The Undertaker overloads one side! Loading up with professional wrestler strategy!
Rest time. The Undertaker isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Juicy anecdote: The Undertaker was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
This elite player The Undertaker converts the and-one in the money time! Three-point play!
Michael Jordan a double team and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
This basketball god Magic Johnson brings a Playoff atmosphere to a new level! Incredible scene!
Magic Johnson goes to work past everyone in the extra period! A buzzer beater! Legendary!
The Undertaker hugs the coach! The warmth of a professional wrestler who just nailed it!
The Undertaker and Magic Johnson fake a wrestling match. Michael Jordan plays the referee and calls a timeout. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
104-103 (W)
This generational talent LeBron James comes out aggressive! Opens with a layup from the left corner!
Magic Johnson draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother air-mails a buzzer beater from the right corner! Way off for this franchise cornerstone!
Michael Jordan explodes through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
LeBron James, this living legend, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a catch-and-shoot triple!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James high-fives his teammates on the way out. Fun fact: LeBron James blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
LeBron James converts in traffic during the extra period! A bank shot! Nerves of steel!
Magic Johnson, this giant, locks down the attacker! Freakish explosiveness on the defensive end!
The crowd is on its feet! A roaring arena as Michael Jordan takes the court!
This household name LeBron James answers back immediately! A step-back three at half court! Resilient!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their bare hands and the leather!
The Undertaker grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother applauds. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
102-91 (W)
This certified GOAT candidate Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
This basketball god Michael Jordan with a vintage buzzer-beater! The old magic is still there!
Magic Johnson shuts the door at the buzzer! That's how you play defense!
The Undertaker connects on the outlet! Long-range passing like the steel chair at distance!
Magic Johnson reads the defense perfectly! Nerves of steel and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother picks up the pace. Word is Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother sleeps with her basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
LeBron James, this absolute legend, operates from downtown with a euro-step! Clinic!
LeBron James in a hostile crowd! This certified GOAT candidate has been waiting for this stage!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother shares the ball unselfishly! No ego, just a queen mother who gets it!
Magic Johnson leaves it all on the floor! This living legend with nerves of steel effort!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother seals the win! Sealed tight, the queen mother gets it done!
Michael Jordan and The Undertaker form a tunnel for LeBron James to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
101-94 (W)
The Undertaker, this multi-time All-Star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
LeBron James drives the Spalding with flair and hits a pull-up jumper! Sensational!
The Undertaker springs the trap! The professional wrestler instinct is real!
The Undertaker, this tower, runs the offense with an off-the-charts basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
LeBron James, this long boy, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Halftime. The physio pounces on The Undertaker to massage his thighs. Fun fact: The Undertaker failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
The Undertaker puts it through! The reliability of a professional wrestler with the canvas ring!
LeBron James soaks in a roaring arena! This all-time great living for these moments!
Michael Jordan explodes the rock with patience! This once-in-a-lifetime player trusting the system!
This generational talent LeBron James has that look in the eyes! Watch out! Insane court vision!
Michael Jordan, this living legend, high-fives the bench! A hug with the coach! Team effort!
The Undertaker slides across the court in his socks while Magic Johnson splashes water on everyone. I learned backstage that Magic Johnson also does professional wrestler on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-78 (W)
The Undertaker announces themselves! The professional wrestler has arrived and the building knows it!
LeBron James, this once-in-a-lifetime player, drops a hook shot from the right corner! Pure artistry!
Magic Johnson threads the needle! Beautiful assist from mid-range! Unreal court vision!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother with the reverse layup! Creative as a queen mother with the game!
Michael Jordan picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Break! Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother takes her jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Anecdote of the day: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother forgot her shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
A pull-up jumper from Michael Jordan! This all-time great is putting on a show tonight!
This first-ballot legend Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother and the team deliver a masterpiece! A bank shot! Perfection!
The Undertaker set a screen that felt like the steel chair! The opponent is still recovering!
Michael Jordan throws the finger guns at the crowd! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench after a catch-and-shoot triple!
Magic Johnson can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Magic Johnson jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
101-110 (L)
This undisputed superstar Magic Johnson comes out firing! A catch-and-shoot triple in the first minute!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, wastes a golden chance with a wild layup!
Michael Jordan with the backcourt violation! This once-in-a-lifetime player under too much pressure!
LeBron James, this tower, gets blown by on the perimeter! Lack of consistency in the legs!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother drains it! Emptying the tank like a queen mother on double shift!
Cut! Halftime. LeBron James's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Confession: LeBron James believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Magic Johnson drives away from the huddle! This basketball god in a dark place mentally!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother can't convert! The queen mother's touch with the game deserted them!
Magic Johnson dishes with purpose every possession! This first-ballot legend chess master!
LeBron James is gassed! This all-time great bent over at half court! Tendency to rush catching up!
The Undertaker sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a professional wrestler after the steel chair broke!
Magic Johnson walks toward the tunnel without a word. Michael Jordan stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
131-93 (W)
This generational talent Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother in the starting lineup! Let's see what this generational talent brings!
The Undertaker banks a sky hook off the glass! Geometry learned from the professional wrestler life!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Magic Johnson converts a tough reverse layup from way beyond the arc! Skill level: elite!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother forces the shot-clock violation! An unmatched feel for the game on full display!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Did you know? LeBron James tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, this absolute legend, knifes through for a buzzer beater on the low block! Wow!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, with the dagger and then some! A pull-up jumper!
The Undertaker asked the arena to play the canvas ring-themed music! Bold request!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother with the emphatic victory dance! This first-ballot legend letting everyone know!
The Undertaker soaks it in! Soaking up the moment, a professional wrestler savoring glory!
Magic Johnson points both hands at the sky. The Undertaker points at Magic Johnson. Michael Jordan points at the exit. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
116-83 (W)
Magic Johnson, this tree of a man, announced to huge cheers! A hostile crowd!
Magic Johnson scores at will! A deep three along the baseline! This global icon domination!
Magic Johnson, this titan, hits the cutter perfectly! An unmatched feel for the game right on time!
A tear drop from Michael Jordan! That's unreal swagger at the highest level!
Magic Johnson with the huge perfect contest facing the rim! This global icon says no!
Players head to the locker room. Magic Johnson has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: Magic Johnson blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
The Undertaker rises up and converts! A buzzer-beater off the pick and roll! Money!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother stat-pads without shame! Filling the box score like a resume!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James runs the wrong play again! Coach is beside themselves!
This hall-of-fame lock Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother stares down the bench! A hug with the coach after the big play!
Michael Jordan, this first-ballot legend, embraces the teammates! A fist pump toward the bench! Sweet victory!
The Undertaker jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. I learned that The Undertaker's father was a professional wrestler. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
103-98 (W)
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother gets the starting nod! A queen mother starting with their bare hands confidence!
The Undertaker, this bonafide star, bodied up and forced the turnover! Physical defense!
The Undertaker, this established star, with a contested and-one that misses off the pick and roll!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother attacks from way beyond the arc and finishes with a two-handed slam! Too good!
Michael Jordan, this global icon, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Silky smooth technique!
The players head in. Magic Johnson slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: Magic Johnson fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
The Undertaker comes alive in crunch time! The professional wrestler instinct kicks in!
Magic Johnson slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! An unmatched feel for the game in every step!
The arena is electric! This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan thriving in a cathedral silence!
LeBron James, this living legend, with the clutch sky-high block! In the dying seconds stop!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother penetrates the trophy! This certified GOAT candidate adds to the collection! A fist pump toward the bench!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother and The Undertaker play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother loses. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-96 (W)
Michael Jordan, this titan, is introduced and the arena explodes! This absolute legend is in the building!
A pull-up jumper! The Undertaker cannot be stopped tonight! This reliable star is locked in!
The Undertaker drops into help defense! Always there when you need a professional wrestler!
LeBron James with the transition assist! This undisputed superstar pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan uses the floater over this big fella coverage! Smart!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
An off-balance shot from Magic Johnson from mid-range! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, this basketball god, waves the crowd up! A roaring arena rising!
Magic Johnson penetrates the outlet to the young player! This first-ballot legend building the future!
From the steel chair to a floater, The Undertaker's range is unmatched!
The Undertaker reflects on the game! The thoughtful reflection of a professional wrestler after a big day!
LeBron James grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Michael Jordan applauds. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-114 (L)
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother fades away with energy from the opening whistle! This generational talent locked in!
Magic Johnson forces a catch-and-shoot triple under the basket! This potential GOAT trying too hard!
LeBron James drives carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
The Undertaker loses the screen battle! Ego the size of Texas around the picks!
The Undertaker, this big-name player, reads the play perfectly and delivers an alley-oop!
Both teams head to the locker room. The Undertaker wipes his forehead with his jersey. Locker room intel: The Undertaker has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
LeBron James dunks angrily after the turnover! This guy with rings on every finger spiraling!
Air ball from Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother! Being a queen mother doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
This all-time great Magic Johnson switches defensive assignments on the fly! Scary good handles!
Magic Johnson, this oversized freak, looks exhausted in transition! The legs are gone!
The Undertaker walks off in defeat! Even a professional wrestler's skills couldn't save tonight!
LeBron James leaves the court at a jog. Michael Jordan stays there, planted at center court, motionless. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
108-116 (L)
The palace of hoops welcomes The Undertaker! The professional wrestler with the canvas ring has arrived!
Magic Johnson, this towering presence, can't finish from the left corner! That one stings!
The Undertaker double-dribbles! Slamming the canvas ring doesn't have that rule!
The Undertaker gets screened out! Stuck behind the steel chair like it's a wall!
This guy everybody knows The Undertaker with a beautiful bucket from the left corner! Poetry in motion!
The players file out. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother exchanges a tense look with the coach. Fun fact: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Magic Johnson slams the orange in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the basketball differently than the game!
Magic Johnson sets the screen at the perfect angle! This basketball god cerebral play!
Magic Johnson lets fly but the legs won't cooperate! Lack of consistency catching up!
Michael Jordan, this global icon, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.
The Undertaker sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Magic Johnson has his head in his hands. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
99-95 (W)
LeBron James launches onto the floor! The crowd roars for this first-ballot legend!
Michael Jordan forces the step-out-of-bounds! This global icon hawking the ball!
LeBron James, this tower, gets stuffed trying a catch-and-shoot triple! Denied!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, uses strength and skill for a floater! Complete player!
Magic Johnson, this franchise cornerstone, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Coach calls everyone back. LeBron James drags his feet toward the tunnel. Staff confession: LeBron James is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Michael Jordan, this undisputed superstar, keeps composure and delivers a buzzer beater! Pure God-given talent!
The Undertaker disrupts the play! Maximum disruption, the professional wrestler is wreaking havoc!
The arena trembles! LeBron James with the play and a standing ovation follows!
Michael Jordan goes to work for the lead! A sky hook in the paint! What a moment!
The Undertaker is named player of the game! The professional wrestler is also the star!
The Undertaker takes LeBron James by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
102-115 (L)
LeBron James, this generational talent, embraces the sold-out gym on fire! Game on!
LeBron James with the off-balance bank shot! This living legend couldn't set the feet!
This global icon Michael Jordan gets pickpocketed driving to the hoop! Sloppy handling!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James bites on the fake! Beaten along the baseline!
The technical flair of The Undertaker recalls their professional wrestler days. A layup! Sublime!
That's a wrap for now. The Undertaker dives into the tunnel. Anecdote: The Undertaker tried to impress the Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
LeBron James rushes a hook shot along the baseline! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother uses their size out there! The queen mother has a built-in advantage!
This first-ballot legend Magic Johnson has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Magic Johnson sits alone on the bench. This undisputed superstar processing the defeat.
The Undertaker punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother slides down the wall to the floor. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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