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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Muhammad Ali. Standing at 191 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Okay, this is either pure genius or a complete mental breakdown, I honestly can't tell yet. The wild card, the stroke of brilliance or insanity depending on how many beers you've had, is that the coach decided to pull a move never before seen in league history: he signed Arnold Schwarzenegger, his brother-in-law and a film producer by trade, on a ten-day contract. The guy showed up to the bench wearing a bucket hat, carrying their loaded checkbook and a cooler, surrounded by 7-foot giants who weigh three times as much. Apparently the coach's theory is that if Arnold Schwarzenegger can place a basketball with the same precision he uses for the risky picture to "bullseye" the opposing center's head, we've got the play of the century. So far, the guy's biggest achievement is attempting a three-pointer with an underhand toss and asking the ref where the jack ball was. It's absolute madness, the fans are split between hysterical laughter and total despair, but one thing's for sure: no one's ever seen a timeout with such a strong smell of beef jerky and cheap beer on the bench. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
85-130 (L)
The field house welcomes Arnold Schwarzenegger! The film producer with the risky picture has arrived!
Luka Modrić sends it wide! Their football boots wouldn't forgive that either!
Arnold Schwarzenegger with the careless pass! Greenlighting the risky picture with more care, please!
Mike Tyson gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
Luka Modrić storms to the bench! Heated! This association football player doesn't handle losing well!
Halftime! Arnold Schwarzenegger is limping slightly heading off the court. Exclusive info: Arnold Schwarzenegger is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Muhammad Ali gets blocked! Rejected harder than an activist's worst day on the job!
Luka Modrić misses from fatigue! Tired arms from scoring the winning goal all week!
Luka Modrić explodes carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Luka Modrić gets a technical for complaining! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
This all-time great Mike Tyson tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Muhammad Ali rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Arnold Schwarzenegger picks up his own and folds it carefully. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
91-123 (L)
Muhammad Ali checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Luka Modrić skips it off the rim! The winning goal has better hop than that!
Stolen from Muhammad Ali! An activist who let it slip through their fingers!
Mark Nawaqanitawase loses the screen battle! Ego the size of Texas around the picks!
A devastating dunk from Muhammad Ali! This certified GOAT candidate just keeps delivering!
The players head in. Mark Nawaqanitawase slips on the wet tunnel floor. Exclusive info: Mark Nawaqanitawase is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Mike Tyson, this hall-of-fame lock, refuses to high-five! Occasional mental lapses hurting the chemistry!
Air ball from Mark Nawaqanitawase! Being a rugby union player doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Mark Nawaqanitawase calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's rugby union player mentality!
Arnold Schwarzenegger slows down visibly! Slower than their loaded checkbook on low power!
Mike Tyson vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the hand wraps reinforced with the heavy bags!
Muhammad Ali refuses the coach's embrace. Mike Tyson accepts it but his body is stiff. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
84-116 (L)
Muhammad Ali bounces the pill pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This unknown gem Mark Nawaqanitawase puts up a catch-and-shoot triple but it won't fall! Off night!
Muhammad Ali throws it away! Limited stamina under pressure back to the basket!
Luka Modrić overcommits! Going all-in like an association football player on the winning goal, but wrong!
Muhammad Ali vents at their teammates! The activist who vents about the protest march!
Halftime. Mark Nawaqanitawase is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Did you know Mark Nawaqanitawase entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This hidden prospect Mark Nawaqanitawase misfires again! Tendency to rush could cost the team!
Mike Tyson takes the rest play! Even a boxer needs a breather!
Muhammad Ali, this versatile guy, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted driving to the hoop!
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks to the heavens! A film producer praying for their loaded checkbook to work!
Arnold Schwarzenegger gave it everything! Everything a film producer has, left on the court!
Mike Tyson stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Luka Modrić exhales. Again. And again. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
85-129 (L)
Arnold Schwarzenegger steps onto the arena! From greenlighting the risky picture to this, game time!
Mike Tyson, this little thunder, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this certified GOAT candidate!
Sloppy handling by Muhammad Ali! Rallying the protest march is done with more finesse!
Mike Tyson gets blown by! Even a boxer couldn't stop that!
Mike Tyson, this all-time great, yells at the coaching staff! Ego the size of Texas causing friction!
Halftime whistle! Mark Nawaqanitawase grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Exclusive: Mark Nawaqanitawase was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Mark Nawaqanitawase can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this potential breakout star!
Muhammad Ali is running on pure willpower! This undisputed superstar refusing to quit!
This first-ballot legend Muhammad Ali loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
This who-is-this-guy player Mark Nawaqanitawase stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Mike Tyson hangs their head! A boxer who gave everything they had!
Arnold Schwarzenegger chews his nails on the bench. Luka Modrić stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Evening confession: I'm wearing Arnold Schwarzenegger's jersey under my shirt. For morale. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
90-128 (L)
The game begins and Mark Nawaqanitawase is ready! You can see that dawg mentality written all over his face!
Muhammad Ali misses! Even an activist can't fix that shot!
Muhammad Ali with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost activist!
Mike Tyson, this low-to-the-ground speedster, lets the shooter get free on the low block! Costly lapse!
Mike Tyson storms to the bench! This living legend is visibly upset!
Break! Luka Modrić rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Locker room anecdote: Luka Modrić talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Arnold Schwarzenegger can't buy a bucket! Maybe the risky picture would be easier to aim!
Muhammad Ali, this swiss-army-knife type, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Arnold Schwarzenegger coughs it up! A film producer's grip doesn't work on the leather!
Mike Tyson slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a boxer hits the workbench!
Arnold Schwarzenegger leaves the temple of basketball quietly! Quiet as a film producer after the risky picture setback!
Arnold Schwarzenegger isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Mike Tyson tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
84-129 (L)
This hall-of-fame lock Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out firing! An off-balance shot in the first minute!
That one wasn't even close, Luka Modrić! Stick to scoring the winning goal!
Luka Modrić dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the association football player's finest moment!
This total unknown Mark Nawaqanitawase bites on the fake! Beaten off the pick and roll!
Luka Modrić is visibly upset! Upset as an association football player when the winning goal goes sideways!
Halftime! Arnold Schwarzenegger looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Anecdote: Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to impress the Los Angeles Nursing-Home players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Luka Modrić bricks another one! Building something awful with their football boots tonight!
Mark Nawaqanitawase is clearly fatigued! The 48 regulation minutes of this plus the 48 regulation minutes of rucking the contested ball!
Turnover by Arnold Schwarzenegger! Greenlighting the risky picture requires less coordination, clearly!
Mike Tyson sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a boxer after a long shift!
Arnold Schwarzenegger refuses to make excuses! A film producer owns the risky picture failures too!
Luka Modrić sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Mark Nawaqanitawase has his head in his hands. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
80-124 (L)
Opening possession for Mike Tyson! First touch, like first touch of the hand wraps!
Brick! Luka Modrić misfires from the right corner! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This basketball god Mike Tyson with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Muhammad Ali gets caught flat-footed! This certified GOAT candidate beaten to the spot!
Muhammad Ali stares in disbelief! The look of an activist who just lost everything!
The locker room fills up. Mark Nawaqanitawase has already eaten three oranges. Juicy intel: Mark Nawaqanitawase turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
The rim rejects Arnold Schwarzenegger! The rim says no! Even a film producer gets rejected sometimes!
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for the sub! Even a film producer's stamina with their loaded checkbook has limits!
Luka Modrić, this miniature missile, gets stripped from downtown! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Mark Nawaqanitawase fires away and kicks the stanchion! This hungry young player losing composure!
Mark Nawaqanitawase, this tweener, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
Luka Modrić takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Mark Nawaqanitawase doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
90-135 (L)
And we're underway! Mike Tyson touches the damn ball first! This guy with rings on every finger looks eager!
Mike Tyson takes a tough devastating dunk and it doesn't go! Ego the size of Texas in shot selection!
Arnold Schwarzenegger trips up in the perimeter! A film producer never trips at work... Right?
Luka Modrić reacts too late to rotate! Occasional mental lapses on the help side!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, this franchise cornerstone, with the frustrated foul! Hot head in tough moments!
Break time. Muhammad Ali bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Anecdote: Muhammad Ali once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Mike Tyson posts up but the shot rims out! Tendency to rush rears its ugly head!
Muhammad Ali is visibly tired! This all-time great needs a timeout badly!
This certified GOAT candidate Muhammad Ali gets pickpocketed from mid-range! Sloppy handling!
Mike Tyson, this little firecracker, waves off the play call! Lack of consistency hurting the team!
This basketball god Muhammad Ali leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
Luka Modrić's eyes are red, jaw tight. Mark Nawaqanitawase apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
84-129 (L)
Mark Nawaqanitawase takes the court to a standing ovation! The rugby union player with the mouth guard is here!
Mike Tyson fires and misses from mid-range. Should have stuck with the heavy bags!
Mike Tyson throws it away! A pass worse than a boxer tossing the heavy bags!
Mark Nawaqanitawase bites on the fake! Fooled like a rugby union player by counterfeit the contested ball!
Mike Tyson glares at the scoreboard! This household name not happy with the situation!
Halftime. Muhammad Ali glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Anecdote: Muhammad Ali lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Mark Nawaqanitawase rattles in and out! The contested ball never teases a rugby union player like that!
Luka Modrić grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their football boots in the workshop!
Muhammad Ali coughs up the Wilson! Shaky emotions under pressure strikes again from downtown!
This all-time great Luka Modrić gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Arnold Schwarzenegger consoles teammates! The heart of a film producer in that moment!
Mark Nawaqanitawase stares at the floor while Mike Tyson mutters something inaudible under his breath. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Mark Nawaqanitawase's name. Forgive me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
89-134 (L)
Arnold Schwarzenegger huddles with the team! Huddling up, the film producer strategizes!
Arnold Schwarzenegger misses the bunny! A film producer dropping the risky picture from point-blank!
Luka Modrić with the backcourt violation! This certified GOAT candidate under too much pressure!
Muhammad Ali gets posterized! An activist framed by their megaphone in the worst way!
Mike Tyson, this short king, shows negative body language! Hot head creeping in!
Halftime. Mike Tyson's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. They say Mike Tyson has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Mark Nawaqanitawase can't buy a bucket! Another miss at the buzzer! Frustrating!
This first-ballot legend Mike Tyson can barely jump! The springs are gone from the right corner!
Mike Tyson loses possession! The heavy bags never leaves a boxer's hands like that!
Mark Nawaqanitawase can't hide the frustration! The mouth guard frustration meets the damn ball frustration!
Luka Modrić shakes hands through the pain! An association football player who respects their football boots and the game!
Mike Tyson's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Muhammad Ali breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
84-128 (L)
Tip-off! Luka Modrić gets us started! Let's go!
Mike Tyson, this hall-of-fame lock, sends the leather wide! The touch is off tonight!
Intercepted! Arnold Schwarzenegger's pass snatched right out of the air! A film producer would never be that careless!
Luka Modrić beaten to the spot! Slower than an association football player on a Monday morning!
Arnold Schwarzenegger mutters to himself walking back! This global icon fighting inner demons!
The players head in. Arnold Schwarzenegger slips on the wet tunnel floor. I've been told Arnold Schwarzenegger always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Muhammad Ali misfires driving to the hoop! Even this undisputed superstar has off nights!
Mark Nawaqanitawase tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a rugby union player's energy for the contested ball!
Arnold Schwarzenegger turns it over at after a timeout! A film producer dropping their loaded checkbook at the worst time!
Arnold Schwarzenegger drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a film producer's spirit has limits!
This absolute legend Arnold Schwarzenegger shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
Luka Modrić closes his eyes walking out. Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
78-123 (L)
This franchise cornerstone Muhammad Ali opens the scoring! An off-balance shot! Early advantage!
Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a film producer would cringe!
Luka Modrić goes to work the rock right to the defense! Costly mistake by this guy with rings on every finger!
Mark Nawaqanitawase, this versatile guy, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over injury-prone body!
Luka Modrić, this hall-of-fame lock, barks at the teammate! Limited stamina taking over!
The players head to the locker room. Muhammad Ali is sweating like a racehorse. Fun fact: Muhammad Ali tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Arnold Schwarzenegger misfires from the low block! This absolute legend searching for answers!
Mike Tyson is gassed! More tired than after a full day of pummelling the heavy bags!
Arnold Schwarzenegger double-dribbles! Greenlighting the risky picture doesn't have that rule!
This basketball god Luka Modrić shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Muhammad Ali absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, an activist knows tough days!
Mark Nawaqanitawase unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Luka Modrić runs a hand down his face. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-132 (L)
Mike Tyson locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a boxer who means business!
Arnold Schwarzenegger misfires! The film producer's precision with the risky picture is nowhere to be found!
Mike Tyson turns it over in the center circle! Butterfingers from this boxer!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, this combo guard, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to force bad shots exposed in the mismatch!
Mark Nawaqanitawase glares at the ball! Like it personally betrayed this rugby union player!
Halftime! Muhammad Ali checks his stats on the board and winces. Rumor has it Muhammad Ali tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Luka Modrić can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the pill differently than the winning goal!
Mike Tyson is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the boxer is spent!
This player nobody saw coming Mark Nawaqanitawase forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Mark Nawaqanitawase mouths off on a strategic timeout! A rugby union player venting about the contested ball!
Arnold Schwarzenegger wipes a tear! A film producer who poured everything into the effort!
Muhammad Ali kicks his towel across the floor. Luka Modrić has already left for the locker room, alone. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
75-119 (L)
This hall-of-fame lock Muhammad Ali gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Muhammad Ali drives the Spalding into nothing! Tendency to rush on full display tonight!
Mark Nawaqanitawase throws it into the stands! What was that from this hidden prospect!
This undisputed superstar Mike Tyson commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Muhammad Ali pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The activist in them is showing!
Halftime! Muhammad Ali has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Juicy intel: Muhammad Ali turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
This franchise cornerstone Mike Tyson throws up a prayer off the pick and roll! Not answered!
Mike Tyson is cramping up! This hall-of-fame lock trying to shake it off! Hot head!
This global icon Muhammad Ali commits the offensive foul! Turnover from the left corner!
Mark Nawaqanitawase drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
Mark Nawaqanitawase fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the rugby union player gave everything!
Arnold Schwarzenegger isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Luka Modrić tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
77-122 (L)
Mark Nawaqanitawase sets the tone early! The rugby union player came to play tonight!
Mark Nawaqanitawase, this combo guard, gets the look off the pick and roll but the lid's on the rim!
Mark Nawaqanitawase loses the Wilson! A rugby union player would never be this careless!
Mike Tyson gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Muhammad Ali, this do-it-all player, pounds the scorer's table! Hot head on full display!
Halftime! Luka Modrić looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Fun fact: Luka Modrić tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
This generational talent Luka Modrić misses the mark! A catch-and-shoot triple goes begging from mid-range!
Luka Modrić powers through! The association football player in them won't quit on the winning goal!
Mark Nawaqanitawase with the errant pass! This potential breakout star needs to settle down!
This generational talent Luka Modrić slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Luka Modrić walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to association football player life tomorrow!
Mark Nawaqanitawase mutters while walking out. Arnold Schwarzenegger watches from the corner of his eye, worried. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Muhammad Ali.
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