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#Team勝敗Pts
1Detroit Engine-Roar15030
2San Antonio Skyscrapers12324
3Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest11422
4Houston Blast-Off11422
5Boston Ring-Chasers10520
6Cleveland Twin-Towers10520
7New York Over-Timers9618
8Denver Horse-Track9618
9Minnesota Ice-Wall7814
10Los Angeles Nursing-Home6912
11Philadelphia Injury-Report51010
12Toronto Border-Patrol51010
13Orlando Magic-Beans3126
14Phoenix No-Defense3126
15My Team3126
16Miami Heart-Attack1142

プレシヌズン

Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ. Standing at 206 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.

第 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar

84-129 (敗)

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this 7-footer, announced to huge cheers! A crowd fully behind them!

This potential GOAT マゞック・ゞョン゜ン rattles it out! So close yet so far driving to the hoop!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ launches carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this absolute unit, gets exploited in the switch! Occasional mental lapses exposed in the mismatch!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this walking skyscraper, waves off the play call! Occasional mental lapses hurting the team!

End of the first half. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ is beet red but still standing. Small detail: レブロン・ゞェヌムズ wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this undisputed superstar, comes up empty! A pull-up jumper off target from way beyond the arc!

This global icon マむケル・ゞョヌダン can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン crosses over the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this once-in-a-lifetime player!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン had the chances but couldn't convert. This global icon left wanting.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. マむケル・ゞョヌダン runs a hand down his face. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.

第 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack

104-88 (勝)

Game time! レブロン・ゞェヌムズ and this global icon ready to put on a show at the den!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン with scary good handles finds the angle for a double-clutch layup!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sprints to close out! A brilliant anticipation from mid-range! Great effort!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン attacks and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the top of the key! Nerves of steel!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ uses the hesitation dribble! Ridiculous creativity creating separation!

Players head to the locker room. マむケル・ゞョヌダン has tape on three fingers. Intel: マむケル・ゞョヌダン asked Miami Heart-Attack for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.

This basketball god マゞック・ゞョン゜ン is automatic driving to the hoop! A devastating dunk drops again!

What a hostile crowd! マゞック・ゞョン゜ン and the fans creating a spectacle!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sacrifices the body taking the charge! This franchise cornerstone ultimate teammate!

The transformation of マゞック・ゞョン゜ン is complete! This all-time great has arrived!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ penetrates to the crowd! A team high-five! This hall-of-fame lock gave everything!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン hits a dab in 2026. マむケル・ゞョヌダン does an ironic dab. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ has no idea what that is. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.

第 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans

102-119 (敗)

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this living legend, draws first blood! A reverse layup to start!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン with the off-balance scoop layup! This potential GOAT couldn't set the feet!

This living legend マゞック・ゞョン゜ン gets pickpocketed driving to the hoop! Sloppy handling!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン overcommits and gets beat! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the play!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン with the tough euro-step through contact! This guy with rings on every finger won't be denied!

Halftime. マむケル・ゞョヌダン throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know マむケル・ゞョヌダン knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Orlando Magic-Beans's colors. By accident, obviously. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.

マむケル・ゞョヌダン lets fly and kicks the stanchion! This hall-of-fame lock losing composure!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン attacks but overcooks it! Lack of consistency showing up again!

This absolute legend マゞック・ゞョン゜ン recognizes the over-help and punishes it!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン is running on pure willpower! This absolute legend refusing to quit!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this colossus, hangs the head. Tough loss despite night-in night-out consistency effort.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. マむケル・ゞョヌダン winces. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.

第 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

90-126 (敗)

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this colossus, sets the tone immediately! A gym-rat work ethic from the jump!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this mammoth, loses the handle and the opportunity! Shaky emotions under pressure!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン throws it into the stands! What was that from this living legend!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this towering presence, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン glares at the scoreboard! This undisputed superstar not happy with the situation!

Both teams head to the locker room. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ wipes his forehead with his jersey. Exclusive: レブロン・ゞェヌムズ was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.

マむケル・ゞョヌダン pulls up the pill right into the defender's hands! Tendency to rush!

This basketball god マむケル・ゞョヌダン has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン with the lazy pass! Sometimes predictable game leading to easy points!

This certified GOAT candidate レブロン・ゞェヌムズ throws an elbow in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sits alone on the bench. This first-ballot legend processing the defeat.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン turns back to look at the court one last time. マむケル・ゞョヌダン doesn't turn around. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.

第 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense

89-107 (敗)

And we're underway! マゞック・ゞョン゜ン touches the orange first! This once-in-a-lifetime player looks eager!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン penetrates but it's well off! Tendency to force bad shots under fatigue!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン charges right into the defender! Turnover! Limited stamina when controlling pace!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ gets caught flat-footed! This generational talent beaten to the spot!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this towering presence, rises above and hammers a bucket!

Halftime whistle. マむケル・ゞョヌダン high-fives his teammates on the way out. Staff confession: マむケル・ゞョヌダン is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ crosses over the towel! This potential GOAT showing hot head!

This potential GOAT マむケル・ゞョヌダン with a rare miss from the right corner! Even the best stumble!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this global icon, orchestrates the delay game! Freakish explosiveness in action!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ bends over during the dead ball! This certified GOAT candidate gathering what's left!

This living legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sits on the floor in the hallway. マむケル・ゞョヌダン sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

第 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

78-112 (敗)

This living legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ comes out firing! A step-back three in the first minute!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this generational talent, pulls the trigger along the baseline but no luck!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン coughs up the basketball! Defense that's basically a suggestion strikes again from the left corner!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ gets burned on the drive! Limited stamina in lateral movement!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this titan, throws the hands up! Exasperated under the basket!

The players head in. マゞック・ゞョン゜ン slips on the wet tunnel floor. Did you know マゞック・ゞョン゜ン once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

マむケル・ゞョヌダン can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this generational talent!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン dishes but can't sustain the effort! Tendency to rush emptying the tank!

This absolute legend マゞック・ゞョン゜ン commits the offensive foul! Turnover along the baseline!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン slams the Wilson in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン rises up to the tunnel in disappointment. This living legend will learn from this.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. マむケル・ゞョヌダン drags one foot after the other. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.

第 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol

85-111 (敗)

The game begins and マむケル・ゞョヌダン is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this certified GOAT candidate, fumbles the finish on the low block! Back to the drawing board!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン with a wild pass that sails out! This undisputed superstar giving it away!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン gets posted up and scored on! This living legend overpowered!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this all-time great, drops a hook shot from way beyond the arc! Pure artistry!

Halftime! レブロン・ゞェヌムズ is limping slightly heading off the court. Did you know? レブロン・ゞェヌムズ launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this mammoth, sits down hard on the bench! Ego the size of Texas written all over his face!

A fadeaway jumper from マゞック・ゞョン゜ン sails wide! This undisputed superstar needs to regroup!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this household name, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Freakish explosiveness!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this global icon, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!

This once-in-a-lifetime player マむケル・ゞョヌダン congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this once-in-a-lifetime player.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ walks toward the tunnel without a word. マむケル・ゞョヌダン stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.

第 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

108-103 (勝)

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン pulls up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this franchise cornerstone!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン forces the step-out-of-bounds! This certified GOAT candidate hawking the ball!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン with the contested buzzer beater at the top of the key! No good! Bad selection!

A bank shot from レブロン・ゞェヌムズ! This certified GOAT candidate reminding everyone why they're on top!

This franchise cornerstone マむケル・ゞョヌダン recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!

Halftime! マゞック・ゞョン゜ン looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Little secret: マゞック・ゞョン゜ン listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ with the clutch rebound! This guy with rings on every finger fighting for every ball!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン with the full-court pressure! This undisputed superstar making them uncomfortable!

This hall-of-fame lock マゞック・ゞョン゜ン has the arena rocking! An electric crowd off the charts!

This living legend マゞック・ゞョン゜ン drains the pressure shot! On the final possession! That's a superstar!

It's over! マむケル・ゞョヌダン delivers the goods! This generational talent walks off a winner!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. マむケル・ゞョヌダン gives his shoes. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.

第 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off

104-99 (勝)

This certified GOAT candidate マゞック・ゞョン゜ン comes out aggressive! Opens with a finger roll at half court!

This all-time great マゞック・ゞョン゜ン takes the charge at the top of the key! Gutsy play!

Brick! マむケル・ゞョヌダン misfires back to the basket! Injury-prone body at the worst time!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ scores with unreal swagger. A step-back three from the right corner! Too smooth!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン attacks into the right spacing! An unmatched feel for the game and elite court awareness!

Halftime whistle. マゞック・ゞョン゜ン spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Anecdote: マゞック・ゞョン゜ン once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.

This undisputed superstar マむケル・ゞョヌダン converts the and-one during crunch time! Three-point play!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this tree of a man, locks down the attacker! Insane court vision on the defensive end!

Deafening noise! マゞック・ゞョン゜ン takes off and the building shakes!

This all-time great マゞック・ゞョン゜ン steals it in the second half! Turns defense into points!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン daps up the opponent! Respect from this generational talent after the battle!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン rips the net off the rim. マむケル・ゞョヌダン wraps it around his neck like a scarf. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'

第 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track

82-110 (敗)

This franchise cornerstone マむケル・ゞョヌダン in the starting lineup! Let's see what this franchise cornerstone brings!

An alley-oop attempt by マゞック・ゞョン゜ン falls short! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this titan, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from downtown!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this tree of a man, can't keep up with the speed! Occasional mental lapses exposed!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this guy with rings on every finger, operates at the top of the key with a sky hook! Clinic!

Halftime. マゞック・ゞョン゜ン glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Did you know? マゞック・ゞョン゜ン launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン drops the head after another miss! Hot head sapping the confidence!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this giant, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Heavy feet!

This generational talent レブロン・ゞェヌムズ runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン is gassed! This franchise cornerstone bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!

This absolute legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ shakes hands and moves on. In the end, defense that's basically a suggestion proved costly.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ refuses the coach's embrace. マむケル・ゞョヌダン accepts it but his body is stiff. I got a text from レブロン・ゞェヌムズ after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.

第 11 — vs New York Over-Timers

92-109 (敗)

Tip-off! マむケル・ゞョヌダン gets us started! Let's go!

This household name マゞック・ゞョン゜ン shanks a pull-up jumper in the paint! That's uncharacteristic!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン passes to nobody! This hall-of-fame lock with a head-scratching decision!

This global icon レブロン・ゞェヌムズ can't recover! Scored on from mid-range! Lack of consistency!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this tree of a man, carves up the defense for an alley-oop! Beautiful!

Well-deserved break. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Fun fact: レブロン・ゞェヌムズ tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.

This once-in-a-lifetime player レブロン・ゞェヌムズ slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this beanpole, can't finish from downtown! That one stings!

This certified GOAT candidate マむケル・ゞョヌダン uses the floater over this oversized freak coverage! Smart!

This living legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this guy with rings on every finger, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ mutters while walking out. マむケル・ゞョヌダン watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.

第 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

88-111 (敗)

This global icon マむケル・ゞョヌダン opens the scoring! A step-back three! Early advantage!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン fires a reverse layup off the pick and roll but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!

This living legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this first-ballot legend fooled!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this basketball god, unleashes a finger roll under the basket! Bang!

Rest. マむケル・ゞョヌダン buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Rumor has it マむケル・ゞョヌダン tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this undisputed superstar, refuses to high-five! Hot head hurting the chemistry!

This certified GOAT candidate マゞック・ゞョン゜ン whiffs on a step-back three! The crowd groans!

This potential GOAT マむケル・ゞョヌダン adjusts the angle mid-drive! Natural-born leadership body control!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this all-time great, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ walks off in silence. This undisputed superstar gave it all but it wasn't enough.

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン walks toward the tunnel without a word. マむケル・ゞョヌダン stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

第 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers

83-112 (敗)

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this absolute unit, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates at half court!

This first-ballot legend マむケル・ゞョヌダン commits the 5-second violation! Clock management heavy feet!

This certified GOAT candidate レブロン・ゞェヌムズ bites on the fake! Beaten on the low block!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this household name, exploits the mismatch for a free throw! Too easy!

Break. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ collapses next to the vending machine. Little secret: レブロン・ゞェヌムズ listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this all-time great, barks at the teammate! Hot head taking over!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ fades away the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this global icon!

This certified GOAT candidate マむケル・ゞョヌダン calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン misses from fatigue! This first-ballot legend can't get the elevation along the baseline!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this first-ballot legend, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ replays the score in his head on a loop. マむケル・ゞョヌダン tries to think about something else. Behind the scenes, I learned マむケル・ゞョヌダン was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'

第 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

84-122 (敗)

This basketball god マゞック・ゞョン゜ン gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this absolute legend, with the shot-clock heave! No good under the basket!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this mammoth, steps out of bounds with the rock! Mental lapse!

This generational talent レブロン・ゞェヌムズ picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this mammoth, pounds the scorer's table! Hot head on full display!

Back to the locker room. マむケル・ゞョヌダン's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. I've been told マむケル・ゞョヌダン always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The players look fired up.

This franchise cornerstone マむケル・ゞョヌダン short-arms a two-handed slam on the low block! Not enough lift!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this guy with rings on every finger, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this long boy, gets called for the carry! Hot head in ball-handling!

This living legend マゞック・ゞョン゜ン fouls hard out of frustration! Lack of consistency showing!

This global icon マむケル・ゞョヌダン stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this global icon wanted.

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ hurls his water bottle at the wall. マむケル・ゞョヌダン flinches but doesn't react. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'

第 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

98-112 (敗)

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this mountain of a man, is introduced and the arena explodes! This once-in-a-lifetime player is in the building!

This absolute legend マむケル・ゞョヌダン muscles up a euro-step but can't get it to fall!

マむケル・ゞョヌダン, this colossus, commits the travel! Hot head in the footwork!

レブロン・ゞェヌムズ, this 7-footer, gets dunked on in the paint! Poster material!

This absolute legend レブロン・ゞェヌムズ converts off the pick and roll! A half-court heave right on cue!

Buzzer sounds, halftime! マむケル・ゞョヌダン walks head down toward the tunnel. Confession: マむケル・ゞョヌダン calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

This potential GOAT レブロン・ゞェヌムズ shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン steps back and fires but misses everything! Sometimes predictable game tonight!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this guy with rings on every finger, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン is cramping up! This potential GOAT trying to shake it off! Limited stamina!

マゞック・ゞョン゜ン, this giant, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.

マむケル・ゞョヌダン's face is locked shut, zero emotion. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ hides his eyes under a towel. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.

My Team finishes #15 (3W-12L). Better luck next season! MVP: レブロン・ゞェヌムズ.

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 3W · 12 L · 1371 POINTS SCORED · 1670 CONCEDED
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プレシヌズン
シヌズン開幕
敗
節01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
84-129
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Detroit Engine-Roar 129-84. Long bus ride home.
★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
勝
節02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-88
勝利
My Team cruises past Miami Heart-Attack 104-88. Another W in the books!
🏀 マゞック・ゞョン゜ン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
102-119
敗戊
My Team falls to Orlando Magic-Beans 102-119. Tough night.
🏀 マゞック・ゞョン゜ン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
90-126
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Philadelphia Injury-Report 126-90. Long bus ride home.
★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
89-107
敗戊
My Team falls to Phoenix No-Defense 89-107. Tough night.
🏀 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
78-112
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Los Angeles Nursing-Home 112-78. Long bus ride home.
★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
85-111
敗戊
My Team falls to Toronto Border-Patrol 85-111. Tough night.
🏀 マむケル・ゞョヌダン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
勝
節08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
108-103
勝利
Down to the wire! My Team squeaks past Minnesota Ice-Wall 108-103!
🏀 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ🔥 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ🔥 マゞック・ゞョン゜ン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
勝
節09
vs Houston Blast-Off
104-99
勝利
Nail-biter! My Team survives Houston Blast-Off 104-99. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ hit the clutch shot!
🏀 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ🔥 マむケル・ゞョヌダン🔥 マゞック・ゞョン゜ン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節10
vs Denver Horse-Track
82-110
敗戊
My Team can't find their rhythm. Denver Horse-Track takes it 110-82.
🏀 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節11
vs New York Over-Timers
92-109
敗戊
My Team falls to New York Over-Timers 92-109. Tough night.
🏀 マむケル・ゞョヌダン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-111
敗戊
Cleveland Twin-Towers hands My Team a 111-88 loss. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ tried their best.
🏀 マゞック・ゞョン゜ン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
83-112
敗戊
Rough game for My Team. Boston Ring-Chasers wins 112-83.
🏀 マむケル・ゞョヌダン★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
84-122
敗戊
Ouch. San Antonio Skyscrapers demolishes My Team 122-84. Not our day.
★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ
敗
節15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
98-112
敗戊
Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest hands My Team a 112-98 loss. レブロン・ゞェヌムズ tried their best.
🏀 レブロン・ゞェヌムズ★ レブロン・ゞェヌムズ

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