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| # | Team | å | æ | Pts |
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| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 1 | 14 | 2 |
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Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. å «æå¡. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 204 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. The chef's surprise of the evening is Son Goku. A æŠå£« by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle å°å»ºé äž» with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
第 1 â vs Detroit Engine-Roar
94-120 (æ)
This All-Star caliber talent ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ in the starting lineup! Let's see what this All-Star caliber talent brings!
å «æå¡ lets fly the basketball into nothing! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display tonight!
å¯æš«åæš¹, this pint-sized baller, fumbles the entry pass along the baseline!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠gives up the back door! Tendency to force bad shots when overplaying!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ, this All-Star caliber talent, knifes through for a euro-step at the buzzer! Wow!
Halftime. The doctor examines Son Goku's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Son Goku tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ storms to the bench! This big-name player is visibly upset!
å¯æš«åæš¹, this low-to-the-ground speedster, can't get a floater to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
å «æå¡ spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ is gassed! This max-contract guy bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ takes off past the media. This headliner not in the mood to talk.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠chews his nails on the bench. ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
第 2 â vs Miami Heart-Attack
101-102 (æ)
This once-in-a-lifetime player ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠comes out firing! A buzzer-beater in the first minute!
å «æå¡ pulls up and drills an and-one! Can't teach that!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠gets screened out of the play! This first-ballot legend lost in traffic!
å «æå¡, this big fella, loses the handle and the opportunity! Heavy feet!
å «æå¡ takes the lead! A hook shot! The comeback is complete! Unbelievable!
Break! ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Fun fact: ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this beanpole, forces a bad shot in the second quarter! Tendency to force bad shots!
å¯æš«åæš¹ drops the head after another miss! Tendency to rush sapping the confidence!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ is writing the story tonight! This bonafide star with a step-back three on the low block!
Son Goku airballs the potential winner! é²åŸ¡ããing the å°å»ºé äž» is easier than this!
å¯æš«åæš¹ sits alone on the bench. This rising star processing the defeat.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠leaves the court at a jog. ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ stays there, planted at center court, motionless. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
第 3 â vs Orlando Magic-Beans
129-94 (å)
Son Goku huddles with the team! Huddling up, the æŠå£« strategizes!
å «æå¡, this hooper's hooper, drops a fadeaway jumper from mid-range! Pure artistry!
Son Goku dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this æŠå£«!
This potential breakout star Son Goku punishes the defense with a buzzer-beater under the basket!
å «æå¡, this absolute unit, swats it into the third row! An iron-wall defense!
Halftime. The doctor examines ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Anecdote: ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
å «æå¡, this long boy, uses strength and skill for a euro-step! Complete player!
This generational talent ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠shows no sympathy! A buzzer-beater extends the massacre!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠trips over the orange! Even this guy with rings on every finger has those moments!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠with the finger to the lips to hush the crowd after the and-one! This potential GOAT is fired up!
Son Goku, this all-around player, celebrates the win! A chest bump! What a game!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠and ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ fake a wrestling match. å¯æš«åæš¹ plays the referee and calls a timeout. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
第 4 â vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
95-97 (æ)
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this guy with rings on every finger, embraces the packed arena! Game on!
A pull-up jumper by ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠from the left corner! An unmatched feel for the game in every fiber!
This basketball god ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠bites on the fake! Beaten at the buzzer!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠rushes a layup from the left corner! Ego the size of Texas creeping in!
å «æå¡ converts the and-one! An alley-oop! This respected competitor won't go quietly!
Halftime. ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Anecdote: ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠tried to impress the Philadelphia Injury-Report players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
å¯æš«åæš¹ drives and bricks it! Tendency to force bad shots in the final quarter!
This unknown gem å¯æš«åæš¹ can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
The legend of å¯æš«åæš¹ grows! This raw talent adding another chapter facing the rim!
å «æå¡ misses the wide-open look in late in the quarter! This name that's buzzing will regret that!
This hungry young player å¯æš«åæš¹ congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this hungry young player.
Son Goku sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
第 5 â vs Phoenix No-Defense
106-87 (å)
å¯æš«åæš¹ opens with a double-clutch layup! This total unknown making an early statement!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ blows past the rock beautifully for a fadeaway jumper! What touch!
This top-tier talent ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ with the weak-side defensive stop! Incredible help!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this tower, drops the dime! A killer instinct passing on display!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this 7-footer, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Ridiculous creativity!
Break! ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Anecdote: ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this potential GOAT, sinks a euro-step with surgical precision under the basket!
Son Goku's fan section holds up the å°å»ºé äž»! The æŠå£« army is loud!
å¯æš«åæš¹ attacks the rock with patience! This potential breakout star trusting the system!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this tower, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
This legit talent å «æå¡ seals the deal! Victory with a killer instinct!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠pretends to faint from happiness. Son Goku pretends to call 911. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
第 6 â vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
103-110 (æ)
Tip-off! å «æå¡ gets us started! Let's go!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this absolute unit, can't finish from downtown! That one stings!
å¯æš«åæš¹ with the lazy pass! Defense that's basically a suggestion leading to easy points!
å «æå¡, this walking skyscraper, lets the shooter get free back to the basket! Costly lapse!
A floater from ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ! This multi-time All-Star is putting on a show tonight!
Rest time. ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Did you know? ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Son Goku mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
å «æå¡ misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Lack of consistency!
å¯æš«åæš¹ sets the screen at the perfect angle! This dark horse cerebral play!
å «æå¡, this next-level player, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!
Son Goku sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a æŠå£« after the 圌ãã®åã®å broke!
å¯æš«åæš¹ rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. å «æå¡ picks up his own and folds it carefully. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
第 7 â vs Toronto Border-Patrol
107-95 (å)
Son Goku, this dude out of nowhere, draws first blood! A euro-step to start!
This franchise cornerstone ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠with a picture-perfect pull-up jumper! The crowd goes wild!
å «æå¡ picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
This raw talent Son Goku turns the corner and finds the open man! Unselfish!
Son Goku directs traffic on the venue! Traffic control by a æŠå£« with the å°å»ºé äž»!
Break. Son Goku collapses next to the vending machine. Little secret: Son Goku listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
What a play by ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº! A devastating dunk off the pick and roll! This global icon is cooking!
The crowd is on its feet! A Finals-like atmosphere as å¯æš«åæš¹ takes the court!
Son Goku takes the charge for the team! Heart of a æŠå£«, sacrifice of a warrior!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ is the protagonist tonight! This world-class player authoring a masterpiece!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠rises up the trophy! This undisputed superstar adds to the collection! A slide across the hardwood!
å «æå¡ cries tears of joy in å¯æš«åæš¹'s arms. ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ is also crying but nobody knows why. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
第 8 â vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
120-80 (å)
Son Goku, this combo guard, announced to huge cheers! An electric crowd!
Son Goku cuts and scores! Sharp as the 圌ãã®åã®å, this æŠå£«!
å¯æš«åæš¹ picks apart the defense! Assist leads to a thunderous slam!
A catch-and-shoot triple from å¯æš«åæš¹! That's insane court vision at the highest level!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this big fella, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠walks head down toward the tunnel. Did you know? ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
å¯æš«åæš¹ with the smooth pull-up jumper! This newcomer making it look easy!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ piles it on! A finger roll extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
å «æå¡ steps back and the arm sleeve falls apart! Wardrobe malfunction!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ with the emphatic team high-five! This bonafide star letting everyone know!
Son Goku talks to reporters! Explaining the ball like explaining the å°å»ºé äž»!
å «æå¡ and ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
第 9 â vs Houston Blast-Off
97-110 (æ)
å «æå¡, this beanpole, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ fires away the orange right into the defender's hands! Lack of consistency!
å «æå¡ with a wild pass that sails out! This name that's buzzing giving it away!
This player making noise å «æå¡ fouls reaching in! Lack of consistency on defense!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ, this big-name player, unleashes an alley-oop from downtown! Bang!
Players head to the locker room. Son Goku has tape on three fingers. Juicy intel: Son Goku turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
å «æå¡, this mountain of a man, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!
A devastating dunk by ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ driving to the hoop is way off! Tough night for this established star!
Son Goku exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with the 圌ãã®åã®å acumen!
This guy with a proven track record å «æå¡ can't close out! The legs are shot from downtown!
å¯æš«åæš¹, this small but mighty player, trudges off the venue. Lessons to take from this one.
å «æå¡ stares at the floor while å¯æš«åæš¹ mutters something inaudible under his breath. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
第 10 â vs Denver Horse-Track
113-103 (å)
å «æå¡ looks dialed in from the start! Next-level basketball IQ preparation showing!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ with the decisive and-one! Nerves of steel when it matters most!
This top-tier talent ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ anchors the defense at the buzzer! Nothing gets through!
This guy nobody was talking about å¯æš«åæš¹ orchestrates the offense from the left corner! Maestro!
This player nobody saw coming å¯æš«åæš¹ adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Break. Son Goku's socks are soaking wet â quick change on the spot. Anecdote: Son Goku fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
å¯æš«åæš¹ buries a layup at the buzzer! This surprise package is on fire tonight!
This headliner ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ silences the hostile crowd! A boiling cauldron shifts!
This next-level player å «æå¡ motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
Son Goku, this combo guard, evolves before our eyes! A flash of genius!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this once-in-a-lifetime player, with the post-game interview smile! Nerves of steel all night!
å «æå¡ and Son Goku swing å¯æš«åæš¹ around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
第 11 â vs New York Over-Timers
87-129 (æ)
And we're underway! å «æå¡ touches the damn ball first! This solid pro looks eager!
å¯æš«åæš¹, this surprise package, with a contested half-court heave that misses from mid-range!
This once-in-a-lifetime player ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠gets pickpocketed facing the rim! Sloppy handling!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠falls asleep on the weak side! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
This respected competitor å «æå¡ gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Off to the locker room. å «æå¡ has already drained two water bottles. Anecdote of the day: å «æå¡ forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
å¯æš«åæš¹ misfires on the low block! Even this total unknown has off nights!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠dunks but can't sustain the effort! Sometimes predictable game emptying the tank!
This living legend ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠with turnover number lengths ahead! Tendency to rush is piling up!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ slams the pill in frustration! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
This up-and-coming baller å «æå¡ shakes hands and moves on. In the end, occasional mental lapses proved costly.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. å¯æš«åæš¹ slides down the wall to the floor. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
第 12 â vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
102-112 (æ)
Son Goku announces themselves! The æŠå£« has arrived and the building knows it!
This dude out of nowhere å¯æš«åæš¹ muscles up a pull-up jumper but can't get it to fall!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠with the backcourt violation! This franchise cornerstone under too much pressure!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠gets burned on the drive! Injury-prone body in lateral movement!
å¯æš«åæš¹ with the tough pull-up jumper through contact! This potential breakout star won't be denied!
Break. ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠collapses next to the vending machine. Little scoop: ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Son Goku glares at the orange! Like it personally betrayed this æŠå£«!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ gets a clean look but heavy feet costs the bucket!
å¯æš«åæš¹ dishes into the right spacing! Nerves of steel and elite court awareness!
Son Goku takes the rest play! Even a æŠå£« needs a breather!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ, this versatile guy, hangs the head. Tough loss despite ridiculous creativity effort.
å «æå¡ pulls his cap down over his eyes. å¯æš«åæš¹ doesn't have a cap, and it shows. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
第 13 â vs Boston Ring-Chasers
95-111 (æ)
This certified GOAT candidate ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
å «æå¡ fires an off-balance shot along the baseline but can't connect! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ drives the leather right to the defense! Costly mistake by this big-name player!
å «æå¡ turns the head and loses the man! This solid pro napping defensively!
å «æå¡, this beanpole, with a silky and-one from the right corner! Smooth operator!
Time to breathe. å «æå¡ has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Rumor has it å «æå¡ does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
å¯æš«åæš¹, this dude out of nowhere, with the frustrated foul! Limited stamina in tough moments!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ, this smooth operator, gets the look from way beyond the arc but the lid's on the rim!
å¯æš«åæš¹ identifies the soft spot in the zone! This unknown gem surgical precision!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠is visibly tired! This global icon needs a timeout badly!
å¯æš«åæš¹ walks off in silence. This newcomer gave it all but it wasn't enough.
å «æå¡ walks toward the tunnel without a word. å¯æš«åæš¹ stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
第 14 â vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
96-122 (æ)
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ fires up the crowd to open the game! This bonafide star starting strong!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã ãº, this basketball god, with the shot-clock heave! No good from the right corner!
This certified GOAT candidate ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ reacts too late to rotate! Ego the size of Texas on the help side!
å «æå¡, this seasoned vet, with the exclamation-point bucket! Game changer!
Break! ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. I've been told ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠posts up angrily after the turnover! This living legend spiraling!
This up-and-coming baller å «æå¡ shanks a pull-up jumper back to the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
å «æå¡ reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
å¯æš«åæš¹ misses from fatigue! This hidden prospect can't get the elevation in the paint!
This player nobody saw coming å¯æš«åæš¹ stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this player nobody saw coming wanted.
ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ chews his nails on the bench. å «æå¡ stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
第 15 â vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
92-102 (æ)
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠blows past onto the floor! The crowd roars for this all-time great!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠clanks another one off the rim! This undisputed superstar needs to find rhythm!
å¯æš«åæš¹ charges right into the defender! Turnover! Limited stamina when controlling pace!
This established star ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ picks up the cheap foul! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠drives through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Break time. ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Fun fact: ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We're back! The players look fired up.
Son Goku dunks the towel! This dark horse showing injury-prone body!
This dude putting the league on notice å «æå¡ puts up a finger roll but it won't fall! Off night!
Son Goku makes the right read! Saw it coming a mile away, true æŠå£«!
å¯æš«åæš¹, this compact dynamo, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
å «æå¡, this player on the come-up, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
ã¬ããã³ã»ãžã§ãŒã 㺠watches the crowd file out in silence. ã¹ããã£ã³ã»ã«ãªãŒ prefers not to look. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
My Team finishes #12 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: å «æå¡.
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