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#Team勝敗Pts
1Detroit Engine-Roar14128
2Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest14128
3San Antonio Skyscrapers11422
4Boston Ring-Chasers11422
5New York Over-Timers10520
6Toronto Border-Patrol9618
7Cleveland Twin-Towers8716
8Denver Horse-Track8716
9Minnesota Ice-Wall8716
10Los Angeles Nursing-Home6912
11Phoenix No-Defense6912
12Houston Blast-Off51010
13Philadelphia Injury-Report51010
14Miami Heart-Attack3126
15Orlando Magic-Beans2134
16My Team0150

プレシヌズン

Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Pape Moussa Fall on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. The chef's surprise of the evening is Vanja Milinković-Savić. A サッカヌ遞手 by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle 決勝ゎヌル with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.

第 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar

73-118 (敗)

Paul Onuachu steps onto the den! From 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル to this, game time!

Vanja Milinković-Savić launches and misses! The rock isn't the 決勝ゎヌル, and it shows!

This hungry young player Pape Moussa Fall commits the offensive foul! Turnover in transition!

Paul Onuachu can't stay in front! 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル doesn't build lateral quickness!

Paul Onuachu goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This player making noise losing composure!

Both teams head in. Paul Onuachu has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Did you know? Paul Onuachu has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.

Jan Koller can't find the range! The 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ has better accuracy than that!

Vanja Milinković-Savić launches but can't sustain the effort! Shaky emotions under pressure emptying the tank!

Vanja Milinković-Savić trips up in the low post! A サッカヌ遞手 never trips at work... Right?

Paul Onuachu stares in disbelief! The look of a サッカヌ遞手 who just lost everything!

Paul Onuachu vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ reinforced with the 決勝ゎヌル!

Pape Moussa Fall bites the inside of his cheek. Pepe Reina pinches the bridge of his nose. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.

第 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack

78-122 (敗)

Jan Koller, this bonafide star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!

Pape Moussa Fall posts up but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!

Pepe Reina forces the pass! Forcing the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ where it doesn't fit!

Pepe Reina, this smooth operator, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over sometimes predictable game!

Jan Koller mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!

Halftime whistle. Jan Koller has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Did you know? Jan Koller has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.

Pepe Reina, this elite player, pulls the trigger from downtown but no luck!

Paul Onuachu is running on fumes! The サッカヌ遞手 tank is completely empty!

Vanja Milinković-Savić throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the サッカヌ遞手 got too confident!

Pape Moussa Fall can't mask the disappointment! This dark horse wearing it on the sleeve!

This legit talent Paul Onuachu tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.

Pepe Reina whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Pape Moussa Fall nods without conviction. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.

第 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans

88-132 (敗)

Jan Koller lands the first half-court heave! First blood! The サッカヌ遞手 strikes first!

Paul Onuachu fires a brick at the buzzer! Way off, even for a サッカヌ遞手!

Vanja Milinković-Savić, this towering presence, fumbles the entry pass at the buzzer!

Vanja Milinković-Savić can't contain the drive! 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル is more containable!

Pape Moussa Fall argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル!

End of the first half. Jan Koller is beet red but still standing. Anecdote: Jan Koller threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. We're back! The players look fired up.

A free throw by Pepe Reina off the pick and roll is way off! Tough night for this certified bucket!

Paul Onuachu is gassed! More tired than after a full day of 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル!

Vanja Milinković-Savić with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost サッカヌ遞手!

This seasoned vet Vanja Milinković-Savić can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!

Paul Onuachu fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the サッカヌ遞手 gave everything!

Vanja Milinković-Savić mutters while walking out. Jan Koller watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.

第 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

83-127 (敗)

This established player Vanja Milinković-Savić means business! Fast start on the low block!

Pape Moussa Fall dribbles the rock right into the defender's hands! Hot head!

Pape Moussa Fall with the backcourt violation! This dude out of nowhere under too much pressure!

This certified bucket Jan Koller caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!

Pape Moussa Fall is visibly upset! Upset as a サッカヌ遞手 when the 決勝ゎヌル goes sideways!

The locker room fills up. Jan Koller has already eaten three oranges. Did you know Jan Koller entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.

Paul Onuachu forces a pull-up jumper from mid-range! This solid pro trying too hard!

Jan Koller calls for the sub! Even a サッカヌ遞手's stamina with the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ has limits!

Paul Onuachu blows past the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this next-level player!

Paul Onuachu, this giant, throws the hands up! Exasperated from way beyond the arc!

Pape Moussa Fall looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a サッカヌ遞手!

Pape Moussa Fall's complexion is grey. Paul Onuachu's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

第 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense

78-123 (敗)

Vanja Milinković-Savić sets the tone early! The サッカヌ遞手 came to play tonight!

Jan Koller sends it wide! The 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ wouldn't forgive that either!

Paul Onuachu turns it over at after a timeout! A サッカヌ遞手 dropping the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ at the worst time!

Pape Moussa Fall overcommits! Going all-in like a サッカヌ遞手 on the 決勝ゎヌル, but wrong!

Jan Koller mouths off on the decisive possession! A サッカヌ遞手 venting about the 決勝ゎヌル!

Heading in. Vanja Milinković-Savić's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Juicy intel: Vanja Milinković-Savić turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.

Vanja Milinković-Savić denied by the basket! Even a サッカヌ遞手 can't pry it open!

Pape Moussa Fall posts up a step slower than usual! Sometimes predictable game in the tank!

Pepe Reina drives into a trap! Heavy feet when reading the defense!

Pape Moussa Fall can't hide the frustration! The 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ frustration meets the Wilson frustration!

Pepe Reina leaves the venue with dignity! The dignity of a サッカヌ遞手 with the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ!

Vanja Milinković-Savić pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Pape Moussa Fall takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

第 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

81-125 (敗)

Pepe Reina, this combo guard, takes the court! The sold-out gym on fire is electric!

A euro-step from Pape Moussa Fall goes in and out! Heartbreaking from downtown!

Jan Koller botches the handoff! Even the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ exchanges go smoother!

This raw talent Pape Moussa Fall misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!

This reliable star Jan Koller slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

Coach calls everyone back. Vanja Milinković-Savić drags his feet toward the tunnel. Rumor has it Vanja Milinković-Savić does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.

Paul Onuachu gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the サッカヌ遞手 touch can't save that one!

Paul Onuachu tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a サッカヌ遞手's energy for the 決勝ゎヌル!

Intercepted! Vanja Milinković-Savić's pass snatched right out of the air! A サッカヌ遞手 would never be that careless!

Vanja Milinković-Savić throws their hands up! Like a サッカヌ遞手 when the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ breaks!

Pape Moussa Fall sits alone on the bench. This rising star processing the defeat.

Pepe Reina stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Jan Koller comes back to get him. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'

第 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol

74-118 (敗)

Jan Koller locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a サッカヌ遞手 who means business!

Pepe Reina forces up a bank shot over the defense! Ego the size of Texas! Bad decision!

Pape Moussa Fall commits the live-ball turnover! The 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ would be ashamed!

Pepe Reina lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this All-Star caliber talent fooled!

Jan Koller sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a サッカヌ遞手 after a long shift!

Halftime. Paul Onuachu throws his towel on the floor walking in. They say Paul Onuachu eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.

Paul Onuachu gets a clean look but lack of consistency costs the bucket!

Vanja Milinković-Savić finds a second wind! The サッカヌ遞手 engine roars back to life!

Jan Koller takes off carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

Pape Moussa Fall glares at the scoreboard! This total unknown not happy with the situation!

Paul Onuachu walks off in defeat! Even a サッカヌ遞手's skills couldn't save tonight!

Pape Moussa Fall and Paul Onuachu walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. Evening confession: I'm wearing Pape Moussa Fall's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

第 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

85-130 (敗)

Pepe Reina bounces the ball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!

Jan Koller, this reliable star, comes up empty! A pull-up jumper off target at the buzzer!

Turnover by Jan Koller! 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル requires less coordination, clearly!

Paul Onuachu gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!

This player nobody saw coming Pape Moussa Fall stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

Break. Paul Onuachu's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. True story: Paul Onuachu had his parking spot stolen by Minnesota Ice-Wall's mascot. Still talks about it. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.

Paul Onuachu with the off-balance half-court heave! This player on the come-up couldn't set the feet!

Pape Moussa Fall, this all-around player, laboring up and down! Shaky emotions under pressure draining the energy!

Paul Onuachu with the errant pass! This established player needs to settle down!

Pape Moussa Fall buries their face! Hidden from view, the サッカヌ遞手 can't watch!

Jan Koller packs up and heads out! Packing the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ, unpacking emotions!

Paul Onuachu refuses the coach's embrace. Pape Moussa Fall accepts it but his body is stiff. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'

第 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off

75-120 (敗)

Jan Koller huddles with the team! Huddling up, the サッカヌ遞手 strategizes!

Pepe Reina misfires at half court! The 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ calibration needed!

Sloppy handling by Vanja Milinković-Savić! 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル is done with more finesse!

Pepe Reina gets blown by! Even a サッカヌ遞手 couldn't stop that!

Pape Moussa Fall mutters to himself walking back! This rising star fighting inner demons!

First half is done. Paul Onuachu is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Little secret: Paul Onuachu listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Break's over, the players take their positions.

Paul Onuachu with a wild attempt! This player making noise not finding the range tonight!

Paul Onuachu asks for the ball to slow the pace! This solid pro needs air!

Vanja Milinković-Savić dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the サッカヌ遞手's finest moment!

Pape Moussa Fall, this tweener, pounds the scorer's table! Sometimes predictable game on full display!

Paul Onuachu wipes a tear! A サッカヌ遞手 who poured everything into the effort!

Paul Onuachu clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Pape Moussa Fall fidgets with his wristband nervously. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'

第 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track

86-130 (敗)

Vanja Milinković-Savić dishes with energy from the opening whistle! This player on the come-up locked in!

This seasoned vet Paul Onuachu rattles it out! So close yet so far under the basket!

Paul Onuachu, this 7-footer, steps out of bounds with the rock! Mental lapse!

Pepe Reina, this do-it-all player, gets blown by on the perimeter! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!

Paul Onuachu glares at the orange! Like it personally betrayed this サッカヌ遞手!

The locker room. Pepe Reina sprawls out full-length on the bench. Juicy intel: Pepe Reina turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.

Pape Moussa Fall, this hungry young player, fumbles the finish along the baseline! Back to the drawing board!

This unknown gem Pape Moussa Fall can't close out! The legs are shot driving to the hoop!

Jan Koller turns it over in the center circle! Butterfingers from this サッカヌ遞手!

Jan Koller waves off the play! The authority of a サッカヌ遞手 in that gesture!

Pape Moussa Fall tips the cap to the winners! The サッカヌ遞手's grace with the 決勝ゎヌル!

Vanja Milinković-Savić and Pepe Reina share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

第 11 — vs New York Over-Timers

79-123 (敗)

Pape Moussa Fall starts in the small forward! Playing the small forward the way a サッカヌ遞手 plays with the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ!

Off the mark for Pape Moussa Fall! Great サッカヌ遞手, not so great at basketball tonight!

Stolen from Pape Moussa Fall! A サッカヌ遞手 who let it slip through their fingers!

Jan Koller gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!

Vanja Milinković-Savić crosses over angrily after the turnover! This league veteran spiraling!

The players head to the locker room. Vanja Milinković-Savić is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Vanja Milinković-Savić plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.

Pepe Reina shoots an air ball in a roaring arena! A サッカヌ遞手 lost in the noise!

Pape Moussa Fall can barely run! The four quarters harder than the four quarters of 埗点するing the 決勝ゎヌル!

This headliner Jan Koller loses concentration and the orange with it!

Jan Koller tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the サッカヌ遞手 will bounce back!

Paul Onuachu absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a サッカヌ遞手 knows tough days!

Jan Koller lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Pepe Reina holds his in. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Pepe Reina. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

第 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

76-121 (敗)

Vanja Milinković-Savić fades away into position! This well-respected player not wasting any time!

Vanja Milinković-Savić forces a bad euro-step! This respected competitor needs to trust teammates!

Pepe Reina throws it away! A pass worse than a サッカヌ遞手 tossing the 決勝ゎヌル!

Pepe Reina fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a サッカヌ遞手 chasing the 決勝ゎヌル!

This headliner Jan Koller gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

Halftime whistle! Pepe Reina slides down against the hallway wall. Intel: Pepe Reina once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.

Pape Moussa Fall with the contested buzzer beater in the paint! No good! Bad selection!

Vanja Milinković-Savić digs deep! Deep as a サッカヌ遞手 digs into the 決勝ゎヌル!

Pape Moussa Fall with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!

Pepe Reina, this swiss-army-knife type, sits down hard on the bench! Hot head written all over his face!

Jan Koller gave it everything! Everything a サッカヌ遞手 has, left on the court!

Vanja Milinković-Savić mutters while walking out. Jan Koller watches from the corner of his eye, worried. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.

第 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers

88-132 (敗)

The court welcomes Pepe Reina! The サッカヌ遞手 with the 決勝ゎヌル has arrived!

Jan Koller misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!

Jan Koller loses the orange! A サッカヌ遞手 would never be this careless!

Jan Koller gets crossed over! This headliner left frozen in the paint!

Jan Koller looks to the heavens! A サッカヌ遞手 praying for the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ to work!

The players disappear into the tunnel. Paul Onuachu asks for an ice pack. Fun fact: Paul Onuachu was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.

Pape Moussa Fall misses! Even a サッカヌ遞手 can't fix that shot!

This newcomer Pape Moussa Fall has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!

Paul Onuachu throws it into the stands! What was that from this up-and-coming baller!

Vanja Milinković-Savić lets fly the towel! This league veteran showing tendency to force bad shots!

Paul Onuachu steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This player on the come-up will learn from this.

Pape Moussa Fall pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Jan Koller takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.

第 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

83-127 (敗)

This total unknown Pape Moussa Fall gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!

Pape Moussa Fall, this smooth operator, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to rush!

Vanja Milinković-Savić with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the 決勝ゎヌル!

Pape Moussa Fall, this swiss-army-knife type, lets the shooter get free at the top of the key! Costly lapse!

Pape Moussa Fall slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a サッカヌ遞手 hits the workbench!

Well-deserved break. Pape Moussa Fall looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know Pape Moussa Fall keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Break's over, the players take their positions.

Paul Onuachu, this mammoth, can't finish in transition! That one stings!

Jan Koller slows down visibly! Slower than the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ on low power!

Jan Koller loses the ball in traffic! This All-Star caliber talent can't afford that!

Jan Koller, this colossus, waves off the play call! Lack of consistency hurting the team!

Vanja Milinković-Savić hangs their head! A サッカヌ遞手 who gave everything they had!

Jan Koller stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Pape Moussa Fall comes back to get him. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.

第 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

77-122 (敗)

Tip-off! Pape Moussa Fall gets us started! Let's go!

Pepe Reina, this franchise guy, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!

Pepe Reina with a wild pass that sails out! This big-name player giving it away!

Pape Moussa Fall gets posted up and scored on! This who-is-this-guy player overpowered!

This world-class player Jan Koller hangs the head after the miss! Deflated facing the rim!

Break! Jan Koller has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Little secret: Jan Koller has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.

Pepe Reina whiffs on the jumper! A サッカヌ遞手 off their game with the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ!

Vanja Milinković-Savić soldiers on! The soldier who 埗点するs the 決勝ゎヌル with the 圌らのサッカヌシュヌズ!

Paul Onuachu coughs it up! A サッカヌ遞手's grip doesn't work on the rock!

Paul Onuachu walks away muttering! Muttering about the 決勝ゎヌル under their breath!

Pepe Reina leaves the gym quietly! Quiet as a サッカヌ遞手 after the 決勝ゎヌル setback!

Vanja Milinković-Savić is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Pepe Reina waits at the tunnel entrance. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Pape Moussa Fall.

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 0W · 15 L · 1204 POINTS SCORED · 1870 CONCEDED
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プレシヌズン
シヌズン開幕
敗
節01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
73-118
敗戊
Ouch. Detroit Engine-Roar demolishes My Team 118-73. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
78-122
敗戊
Ouch. Miami Heart-Attack demolishes My Team 122-78. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
88-132
敗戊
Ouch. Orlando Magic-Beans demolishes My Team 132-88. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
83-127
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Philadelphia Injury-Report 127-83. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
78-123
敗戊
Ouch. Phoenix No-Defense demolishes My Team 123-78. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
81-125
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Los Angeles Nursing-Home 125-81. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
74-118
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Toronto Border-Patrol 118-74. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
85-130
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Minnesota Ice-Wall 130-85. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節09
vs Houston Blast-Off
75-120
敗戊
Ouch. Houston Blast-Off demolishes My Team 120-75. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節10
vs Denver Horse-Track
86-130
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Denver Horse-Track 130-86. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節11
vs New York Over-Timers
79-123
敗戊
Ouch. New York Over-Timers demolishes My Team 123-79. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
76-121
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by Cleveland Twin-Towers 121-76. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-132
敗戊
Ouch. Boston Ring-Chasers demolishes My Team 132-88. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-127
敗戊
My Team gets blown out by San Antonio Skyscrapers 127-83. Long bus ride home.
★ Pape Moussa Fall
敗
節15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
77-122
敗戊
Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 122-77. Not our day.
★ Pape Moussa Fall

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