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| # | Team | å | æ | Pts |
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| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
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Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby! The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. å «æå¡. The man. The beast. Standing at 204 cm, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. The chef's surprise of the evening is 倧谷ç¿å¹³. A éçéžæ by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle éç with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
第 1 â vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-132 (æ)
Yaju Senpai gets the starting nod! An avç·åª starting with their bare hands confidence!
æè¶³å€©é³ bricks it! Not the same accuracy as é äºããing the åŽæãããã¡ã³ãã¡!
This respected competitor 倧谷ç¿å¹³ with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
æè¶³å€©é³ gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the åŽæãããã¡ã³ãã¡ on a rough day!
Michael Jackson buries their face! Hidden from view, the æ å家 can't watch!
Back to the locker room. æ足倩é³'s shorts are torn but she couldn't care less. Word is æè¶³å€©é³ sleeps with her basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Yaju Senpai misses the open look! An avç·åª never misses the game... But misses the Wilson!
æè¶³å€©é³ steps back a step slower than usual! Shaky emotions under pressure in the tank!
Michael Jackson trips up in the elbow! A æ å家 never trips at work... Right?
Yaju Senpai throws their hands up! Like an avç·åª when their bare hands breaks!
This seasoned vet å «æå¡ tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
倧谷ç¿å¹³'s lip is trembling. å «æå¡ dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
第 2 â vs Miami Heart-Attack
90-134 (æ)
æè¶³å€©é³ bounces the leather pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ misfires back to the basket! Even this league veteran has off nights!
å «æå¡ throws it away! Tendency to rush under pressure from downtown!
Michael Jackson falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!
Yaju Senpai drops their shoulders! Deflated, even an avç·åª's spirit has limits!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Yaju Senpai picks up the pace. Anecdote: Yaju Senpai fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
å «æå¡ forces a bad thunderous slam! This name that's buzzing needs to trust teammates!
Michael Jackson misses the rotation! Too tired, like a æ å家 too tired for the game!
Intercepted! Yaju Senpai's pass snatched right out of the air! An avç·åª would never be that careless!
æè¶³å€©é³ looks to the heavens! A ã¢ã€ãã« praying for the 圌ãã®èŒããå®ã to work!
This potential breakout star æè¶³å€©é³ stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this potential breakout star wanted.
å «æå¡ walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. 倧谷ç¿å¹³ drags one foot after the other. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
第 3 â vs Orlando Magic-Beans
88-129 (æ)
This league veteran å «æå¡ in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
This living legend Michael Jackson puts up a two-handed slam but it won't fall! Off night!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ loses the basketball! A éçéžæ would never be this careless!
This hidden prospect æè¶³å€©é³ fouls reaching in! Limited stamina on defense!
æè¶³å€©é³ shakes their head! A ã¢ã€ãã« who can't believe that just happened!
Break! Michael Jackson grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Anecdote: Michael Jackson threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Yaju Senpai skips it off the rim! The game has better hop than that!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a éçéžæ over the éç!
æè¶³å€©é³ passes to nobody! This unknown gem with a head-scratching decision!
æè¶³å€©é³ fires away and kicks the stanchion! This player nobody saw coming losing composure!
å «æå¡ reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
倧谷ç¿å¹³ walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. æè¶³å€©é³ drags one foot after the other. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
第 4 â vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
86-130 (æ)
Michael Jackson steps onto the temple of basketball! From competing the game to this, game time!
Yaju Senpai fires a free throw facing the rim but can't connect! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing!
Michael Jackson turns it over on the final possession! A æ å家 dropping their bare hands at the worst time!
å «æå¡ scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ shoots angrily after the turnover! This solid pro spiraling!
Rest time. å «æå¡ isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Did you know å «æå¡ plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Yaju Senpai, this surprise package, with a contested tear drop that misses in the paint!
Yaju Senpai grabs the shorts! This who-is-this-guy player is running on fumes!
Michael Jackson lets fly the leather right to the defense! Costly mistake by this hall-of-fame lock!
Yaju Senpai, this pint-sized baller, throws the hands up! Exasperated in the paint!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ walks off in silence. This seasoned vet gave it all but it wasn't enough.
å «æå¡ lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. 倧谷ç¿å¹³ decides not to comment. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than 倧谷ç¿å¹³. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
第 5 â vs Phoenix No-Defense
75-119 (æ)
Tip-off! æè¶³å€©é³ gets us started! Let's go!
Yaju Senpai sends it wide! Their bare hands wouldn't forgive that either!
å «æå¡, this tree of a man, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a éçéžæ's worst day on the job!
This hungry young player Yaju Senpai shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Off to the locker room. æè¶³å€©é³ has already drained two water bottles. Did you know æè¶³å€©é³ keeps a photo of her dog in her right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Yaju Senpai clanks another one off the rim! This newcomer needs to find rhythm!
å «æå¡, this colossus, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
å «æå¡, this tree of a man, steps out of bounds with the damn ball! Mental lapse!
Michael Jackson walks away muttering! Muttering about the game under their breath!
Michael Jackson takes the loss hard! Hard as the game on a bad æ å家 day!
æè¶³å€©é³ taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Michael Jackson walks through the door without pushing it. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
第 6 â vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
77-121 (æ)
And we're underway! Yaju Senpai touches the ball first! This rising star looks eager!
å «æå¡ dunks but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
æè¶³å€©é³ tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
Michael Jackson bites on the fake! Fooled like a æ å家 by counterfeit the game!
æè¶³å€©é³ stares in disbelief! The look of a ã¢ã€ãã« who just lost everything!
Time to breathe. Michael Jackson has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Exclusive info: Michael Jackson is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Yaju Senpai misfires again! Having the game-shaped night!
å «æå¡ bends over during the dead ball! This next-level player gathering what's left!
Michael Jackson coughs it up! A æ å家's grip doesn't work on the leather!
Michael Jackson slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a æ å家 hits the workbench!
Michael Jackson, this undersized dog, hangs the head. Tough loss despite scary good handles effort.
å «æå¡ has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Yaju Senpai has aged ten years in forty minutes. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
第 7 â vs Toronto Border-Patrol
80-125 (æ)
Yaju Senpai wins the opening tip! Tipping off with avç·åª energy!
Michael Jackson, this first-ballot legend, fumbles the finish back to the basket! Back to the drawing board!
Yaju Senpai, this little guy, gets called for the carry! Hot head in ball-handling!
Michael Jackson caught flat-footed! Standing still, the æ å家 reflexes took a nap!
Michael Jackson kicks the air! The frustration of a æ å家 who knows they can do better!
Back in the locker room, Yaju Senpai sits down and stares at the ceiling. Quick anecdote about Yaju Senpai: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Michael Jackson misses from the corner! On the low block is no place for their bare hands!
Michael Jackson jogs instead of sprints! Conserving energy for competing the game tomorrow!
This league veteran å «æå¡ gets pickpocketed at the top of the key! Sloppy handling!
倧谷ç¿å¹³, this solid build, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Michael Jackson absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a æ å家 knows tough days!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ refuses Toronto Border-Patrol's handshake. Michael Jackson offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
第 8 â vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
86-104 (æ)
Michael Jackson checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
This surprise package æè¶³å€©é³ throws up a prayer under the basket! Not answered!
Sloppy handling by Michael Jackson! Competing the game is done with more finesse!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the éç slipping from a éçéžæ!
The technical flair of æè¶³å€©é³ recalls their ã¢ã€ãã« days. A floater! Sublime!
Break. æ足倩é³'s socks are soaking wet â quick change on the spot. Exclusive info: æè¶³å€©é³ is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
å «æå¡, this walking skyscraper, pounds the scorer's table! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This diamond in the rough æè¶³å€©é³ shanks a double-clutch layup from way beyond the arc! That's uncharacteristic!
å «æå¡ reads the defense perfectly! Eyes in the back of the head and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Michael Jackson, this elusive guard, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we æããs better, like the éç!'
å «æå¡ leaves the court at a jog. Yaju Senpai stays there, planted at center court, motionless. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
第 9 â vs Houston Blast-Off
84-129 (æ)
The game begins and å «æå¡ is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the éçéžæ touch can't save that one!
Yaju Senpai forces the pass! Forcing their bare hands where it doesn't fit!
This potential breakout star Yaju Senpai can't recover! Scored on driving to the hoop! Occasional mental lapses!
æè¶³å€©é³ pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The ã¢ã€ãã« in them is showing!
First half is done. Michael Jackson is chugging Gatorade like it's water. True story: Michael Jackson walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Houston Blast-Off. Awkward. We're back! The players look fired up.
Yaju Senpai off the back iron! Hard miss, even an avç·åª cringes at that!
This newcomer Yaju Senpai can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
å «æå¡ dunks into a dead end at half court! Turnover! Limited stamina!
å «æå¡ storms to the bench! This solid pro is visibly upset!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ walks off in defeat! Even a éçéžæ's skills couldn't save tonight!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. å «æå¡ watches it and immediately regrets it. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
第 10 â vs Denver Horse-Track
84-129 (æ)
Yaju Senpai stretches center court! Loosening up, the avç·åª is getting ready!
Michael Jackson fires and misses driving to the hoop. Should have stuck with the game!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ loses possession! The éç never leaves a éçéžæ's hands like that!
å «æå¡, this giant, gets dunked on back to the basket! Poster material!
倧谷ç¿å¹³, this player making noise, yells at the coaching staff! Tendency to force bad shots causing friction!
Halftime. æ足倩é³'s hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it æè¶³å€©é³ tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
倧谷ç¿å¹³ misses the free throw! æããing the éç under pressure is easier!
Yaju Senpai plays through exhaustion! The endurance of competing the game daily!
å «æå¡ charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
Michael Jackson, this living legend, barks at the teammate! Hot head taking over!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a éçéžæ!
Michael Jackson whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Yaju Senpai nods without conviction. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
第 11 â vs New York Over-Timers
90-135 (æ)
Yaju Senpai lands the first free throw! First blood! The avç·åª strikes first!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ can't connect! The éçã°ããŒã in hand, sure. The pill through the hoop, nope!
Michael Jackson fades away into a trap! Ego the size of Texas when reading the defense!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this seasoned vet fooled!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the éçéžæ will bounce back!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Michael Jackson walks head down toward the tunnel. Locker room intel: Michael Jackson has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Yaju Senpai can't buy a bucket! Another miss from downtown! Frustrating!
æè¶³å€©é³ is running on fumes! The ã¢ã€ãã« tank is completely empty!
å «æå¡ with a wild pass that sails out! This name that's buzzing giving it away!
æè¶³å€©é³ glares at the scoreboard! This raw talent not happy with the situation!
æè¶³å€©é³ packs up and heads out! Packing the 圌ãã®èŒããå®ã, unpacking emotions!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. æè¶³å€©é³ drags one foot after the other. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
第 12 â vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
78-123 (æ)
å «æå¡ takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ forces a layup along the baseline! This dude putting the league on notice trying too hard!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ rises up carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Michael Jackson gets caught flat-footed! This undisputed superstar beaten to the spot!
This raw talent æè¶³å€©é³ gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Both teams head in. 倧谷ç¿å¹³ has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Fun fact: 倧谷ç¿å¹³ is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
å «æå¡ with the contested pull-up jumper from downtown! No good! Bad selection!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ is gassed! More tired than after a full day of æããing the éç!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ turns it over in the center circle! Butterfingers from this éçéžæ!
Michael Jackson slams the Spalding in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ tips the cap to the winners! The éçéžæ's grace with the éç!
Michael Jackson walks head down toward the tunnel. Yaju Senpai drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
第 13 â vs Boston Ring-Chasers
75-119 (æ)
Game time! Michael Jackson and this generational talent ready to put on a show at the venue!
æ足倩é³, this versatile guy, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this unknown gem!
Stolen from Michael Jackson! A æ å家 who let it slip through their fingers!
Yaju Senpai loses the battle in the paint! Being an avç·åª doesn't help you here!
Yaju Senpai is visibly upset! Upset as an avç·åª when the game goes sideways!
Cut! Halftime. æ足倩é³'s jersey is completely drenched in sweat. I've been told æè¶³å€©é³ always puts her left shoe on first. The one day she switched, gave up 40 points. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
æè¶³å€©é³ with the off-balance buzzer-beater! This hungry young player couldn't set the feet!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jackson can't close out! The legs are shot off the pick and roll!
æè¶³å€©é³ throws it into the stands! What was that from this surprise package!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ storms to the bench! Heated! This éçéžæ doesn't handle losing well!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a éçéžæ after the éçã°ããŒã broke!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ shakes å «æå¡'s hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
第 14 â vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
80-124 (æ)
倧谷ç¿å¹³, this swiss-army-knife type, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!
å «æå¡ rushes a hook shot off the pick and roll! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ commits the live-ball turnover! The éçã°ããŒã would be ashamed!
Yaju Senpai gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the game behind their bare hands!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
The players disappear. æè¶³å€©é³ has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Rumor has it æè¶³å€©é³ does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Yaju Senpai misfires from the right corner! Their bare hands calibration needed!
æ足倩é³, this newcomer, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
倧谷ç¿å¹³ coughs up the basketball! Lack of consistency strikes again facing the rim!
Yaju Senpai drops the head after another miss! Lack of consistency sapping the confidence!
å «æå¡ had the chances but couldn't convert. This up-and-coming baller left wanting.
æè¶³å€©é³ slams her fist on the bench. å «æå¡ places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
第 15 â vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
89-134 (æ)
å «æå¡, this name that's buzzing, draws first blood! A step-back three to start!
å «æå¡, this tree of a man, bobbles the leather and the chance evaporates from way beyond the arc!
Michael Jackson throws it away! A pass worse than a æ å家 tossing the game!
æè¶³å€©é³ gets blown by! Even a ã¢ã€ãã« couldn't stop that!
This name that's buzzing å «æå¡ stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
The players file out. Michael Jackson exchanges a tense look with the coach. Quick anecdote about Michael Jackson: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
æè¶³å€©é³ shoots an air ball in a cathedral silence! A ã¢ã€ãã« lost in the noise!
This respected competitor å «æå¡ has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
å «æå¡, this titan, gets stripped from the left corner! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
倧谷ç¿å¹³, this tweener, sits down hard on the bench! Lack of consistency written all over his face!
倧谷ç¿å¹³, this name that's buzzing, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
倧谷ç¿å¹³ taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. å «æå¡ walks through the door without pushing it. I learned tonight that 倧谷ç¿å¹³ used to be a éçéžæ. That explains the unique running style. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: å «æå¡.
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