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Fighter
Coach
Medic
Build your trio
A fighter, a coach, a medic — pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional.
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PaperTeamfight
Build your team. Survive as long as you can.
YOU
Your champion
VS
Round 7
The challenger
3 steps · 0 complicated rules
How it works
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K.O.
Face the gauntlet
A run of opponents that get tougher and tougher. One loss and it's over: sudden death.
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Share your run
A result card to share anywhere. Dare your friends to beat your score.
The share loopOne card. One challenge.
One card. One challenge.
One score to beat.
At the end of each run, your trio becomes a shareable card — ready for socials and built for the rematch.
- ★Your 3 personalities, paper-head medallions
- #Your score: the number of rounds survived
- ✕The opponent who knocked you out
PaperTeamfightRUN #4417
Fighter
Coach
Medic
Survived
14 ROUNDS
Knocked out by Round 15
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Casting: millions of personalities
Anyone versus anyone
Athletes, politicians, fictional heroes — from dead serious to utterly absurd. You decide who steps into the ring.
Mbappé
Churchill
Naruto
Napoleon
Cleopatra
Goku
Einstein
Jordan
Darth Vader
Joan of Arc
Serena W.
Sherlock
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How far will your
team go?
Build your trio. Throw it into the gauntlet. Come back with a card to make your friends jealous.
Build your team → The guide · Updated on 13 July 2026
The fight simulator where anyone can throw down with anyone.
Cú Chulainn vs Conor McGregor. A Kilkenny corner-back vs Iron Man. An Irish Mammy vs Father Jack. Paper Teamfight is a free, tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator: you build a trio, toss it into the paper ring, and walk out with a card ready to make your friends jealous.
The concept
Three roles, one gauntlet, zero complicated rules.
It all starts with a trio. A fighter — the one stepping into the ring, whose toughness and mobility decide almost everything. A coach — screaming from the corner, ready to trigger rage mode when things get ugly. A medic — patching your champion back together with tape at the edge of a knockout. You pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional, then send them through a string of increasingly brutal opponents. One loss and it's over: sudden death. Your score is the number of rounds survived, turned into a shareable card.
🥊Fightertoughness · mobility · power
📣Coachauthority · rage meter
💉Medichealing · survival at the brink of KO
Fight simulator
A paper ring for every combat sport.
The Paper Teamfight engine runs on paper MMA — strikes, takedowns, submissions, anything goes. But the spirit of the game covers the whole world of combat sports: whether you're picturing a boxing match, a judo duel, a muay thai round, or a straight-up MMA simulation, the principle stays the same — two camps, one ring, and the question that haunts every bar argument: who would win?
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MMAthe foundation of the mode: anything goes — strikes, takedowns, submissions.
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Boxingfists only, but a paper uppercut is still an uppercut.
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Savate (French kickboxing)the feet join the dance, with a bit more elegance.
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Muay Thaielbows, knees, shins — the "art of eight limbs" in origami form.
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Wrestlingtake them down and pin them there. Effective, less flashy.
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Pro wrestlingthe most theatrical combat sport of all — perfect for the paper treatment.
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Judothe way of softness: turning your opponent's own force against them.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsuthe ground game — locks, chokes. The brains of the fight.
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Karateone strike, one intention. Kime folded into a single sheet.
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Taekwondolegs that snap higher than heads.
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Kickboxingfists + feet, the high-strung middle ground between boxing and karate.
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Sambothe Russian grappling art that fed half of modern MMA.
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Sumopush them out of the circle. The shortest, densest fight there is.
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Fencingthe only discipline where the tip matters more than the mass.
The lineup
Dream teams (and nightmare ones).
The best part of this mode is the impossible matchup. Here's some fuel for your imagination, from the dead serious to the utterly ridiculous. The rest is up to you. serious · ridiculous
SeriousThe Warp-Spasm
🥊 Cú Chulainn · fighter
📣 Fionn mac Cumhaill · coach
💉 Brigid · medic
Cú Chulainn's ríastrad (warp-spasm) turns him into a one-man riot, Fionn brings the wisdom of the Salmon of Knowledge, and Brigid is a literal goddess of healing. That's just cheat codes, lads.
SeriousThe Big Fella's Squad
🥊 Michael Collins · fighter
📣 Daniel O'Connell · coach
💉 Dr Kathleen Lynn · medic
Collins ran rings around the whole British Empire, O'Connell could whip a Monster Meeting into a frenzy, and Dr Kathleen Lynn patched up rebels in 1916 — she's seen far worse than a split eyebrow.
SeriousThe Cats' Claws
🥊 Henry Shefflin · fighter
📣 Brian Cody · coach
💉 Biddy Early · medic
Shefflin has more All-Irelands than you've had hot dinners, Cody just glares until the furia kicks in, and Biddy Early's famous blue bottle mends any cut — no HSE waiting list required.
SeriousThe Pirate Queen
🥊 Gráinne Mhaol · fighter
📣 Brian Ború · coach
💉 Saint Brendan the Navigator · medic
Gráinne Mhaol raided the whole west coast, Brian Ború won the day at Clontarf, and if it all goes pear-shaped Saint Brendan just sails you off to a nicer island entirely.
SeriousBray to the Bone
🥊 Katie Taylor · fighter
📣 Barry McGuigan · coach
💉 Dr Noel Browne · medic
Katie Taylor never once takes a step back, the Clones Cyclone owned every ring he stepped into, and Dr Noel Browne knocked out tuberculosis itself — a scraped knuckle won't trouble him.
SeriousSplit the Atom
🥊 Ernest Walton · fighter
📣 Robert Boyle · coach
💉 Sir William Wilde · medic
Walton literally split the atom in Cambridge, Boyle basically invented modern chemistry to gas the opponent, and surgeon William Wilde stitches you back together (and dishes the gossip after).
RidiculousCraggy Island
🥊 Father Jack Hackett · fighter
📣 Father Ted Crilly · coach
💉 Father Dougal McGuire · medic
Father Jack is pure 'DRINK! FECK! ARSE!' aggression, Ted schemes a devious way to win, and Dougal... well, Dougal means well, which is honestly the most you can ask of any medic.
RidiculousDouze Points
🥊 Dustin the Turkey · fighter
📣 Johnny Logan · coach
💉 Jedward · medic
Dustin fears absolutely nothing (he's already stuffed), Johnny Logan won Eurovision three times over, and Jedward will revive you through sheer, relentless, unstoppable enthusiasm.
RidiculousGive Us Yer Money
🥊 Bono · fighter
📣 Bob Geldof · coach
💉 Daniel O'Donnell · medic
Bono won't stop until the whole stadium is in floods of tears, Geldof roars 'give us yer money' until you rally out of spite, and wee Daniel O'Donnell mends you with tea and a lovely smile.
RidiculousAfter the Last Mass
🥊 A Kerry sheep farmer · fighter
📣 A GAA club selector · coach
💉 The Irish Mammy · medic
The farmer's hardened by forty winters of lambing, the selector barks tactics nobody asked for, and the Irish Mammy cures all known ailments with a fry, a cup of tea and a decade of the rosary.
RidiculousThe Notorious
🥊 Conor McGregor · fighter
📣 John Kavanagh · coach
💉 Agnes 'Mrs Brown' Brown · medic
McGregor brings the left hand and the Proper Twelve, Coach Kavanagh keeps him (mostly) focused, and one flick of Mrs Brown's tea towel and you're grand again, ya feckin' eejit.
Who would win?
The classic bar argument, finally settled (paper-style).
These debates never end — except here. Paper Teamfight doesn't claim scientific truth: it hands you a verdict, spectacular and shareable, to close the argument (or reignite it with a vengeance). Build both camps, launch the fight, and let the paper ring decide.
- Brian O'Driscoll vs Jonah Lomu — BOD's outside break against the biggest man rugby ever produced. Lomu flattened everyone in his path — but first you have to catch Drico, and in fifteen years nobody managed it. Ireland by a shimmy.
- An Irish Mammy vs Father Jack — He roars 'DRINK! FECK!', she quietly produces the wooden spoon. He'd be sat down having his tea before the first bell even rings.
- A Kilkenny corner-back vs Iron Man — The suit's grand until a hurley comes down on the helmet at championship pace. Tony's flying home to Malibu in bits.
- Bono vs Dustin the Turkey — Sunglasses indoors versus a puppet turkey who once represented the nation at Eurovision. Somehow the whole country's heart is with the turkey. Nul points, Bono.
Frequently asked questions
Everything you wanted to know about the paper ring.
What is Paper Teamfight?
Paper Teamfight is a tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator, 100% free and online. You build a trio — a fighter, a coach, and a medic — from millions of real or fictional personalities, then send them to face a string of increasingly tough opponents in a paper ring. Every run ends with a shareable result card.
Is this a real MMA fight simulator?
It's a deliberately playful MMA-style combat simulator made of paper. The outcome of each fight is calculated from each personality's "job stats" — their real-life profession determines their toughness, mobility, and power — not from a database of real fighters. The spirit covers every combat sport: MMA, boxing, wrestling, judo, karate, muay thai…
Which combat sports can you simulate?
All of them, in spirit: the engine runs on paper MMA, but you can picture your trio in boxing, savate, muay thai, kickboxing, wrestling, pro wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu, karate, taekwondo, sambo, sumo, or even fencing. The "anyone vs anyone" principle applies to any discipline you like.
How is the winner of a fight decided?
From each team member's job stats. A firefighter or a mover hits hard and takes a beating well; a poet is more fragile. The coach builds up the rage meter, the medic patches the fighter up at the edge of a KO. Same trio + same seed = the exact same fight (deterministic, so shared results can be replayed).
Who can be part of my fight team?
Anyone with a profile: athletes, politicians, artists, scientists, fictional or historical characters. From the most serious picks to the most absurd — that's the whole point: building impossible matchups.
Is it free?
Yes, 100% free, no install and no account required. Just play, survive the gauntlet, and share your result card straight from the browser.
So, how far will your team make it?
Build your trio, throw it into the gauntlet, come back with a fight card.
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