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Season Journal

Standings

#TeamWLPts
1Detroit Engine-Roar14128
2Boston Ring-Chasers13226
3Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest12324
4San Antonio Skyscrapers10520
5Houston Blast-Off9618
6Denver Horse-Track8716
7New York Over-Timers8716
8My Team8716
9Cleveland Twin-Towers7814
10Minnesota Ice-Wall7814
11Toronto Border-Patrol6912
12Los Angeles Nursing-Home4118
13Phoenix No-Defense4118
14Philadelphia Injury-Report4118
15Orlando Magic-Beans3126
16Miami Heart-Attack3126

Pre-season

Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is Luka Dončić. Standing at 201 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Charles Oliveira Da Silva. The man. Is. A mixed martial arts fighter. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A mixed martial arts fighter. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got mouth guard and apparently, the technical motion of a mixed martial arts fighter and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. The budget? It's "here, take my credit card and go nuts." The owner is a damn billionaire who wants a championship ring the way other people want a yacht. Every position is doubled up, every role player is a former All-Star, and the bench is so deep that the twelfth man on this team would start for half the league. It's an armada, a war machine, and everyone in this building knows that if these guys don't win the title, it's a goddamn scandal.

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

88-112 (L)

Jesus Christ comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the messiah means business!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva dishes but the shot rims out! Ego the size of Texas rears its ugly head!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the mixed martial arts fighter's finest moment!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva watches them score! Just watching, like watching the mouth guard gather dust!

This first-ballot legend Jesus Christ capitalizes facing the rim! A two-handed slam with nerves of steel!

Halftime! Donovan Mitchell walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Little secret: Donovan Mitchell has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.

Cooper Flagg picks up the second technical! This next-level player ejected! Injury-prone body!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva can't hit from the low post! That zone is cursed for this mixed martial arts fighter!

Cooper Flagg reads the defense perfectly! Night-in night-out consistency and a sky-high basketball IQ!

This respected competitor Cooper Flagg can't close out! The legs are shot at the top of the key!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva, this name that's buzzing, takes the loss hard. Occasional mental lapses at the wrong moments.

Jesus Christ punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Charles Oliveira Da Silva slides down the wall to the floor. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

130-85 (W)

This franchise cornerstone Jesus Christ means business! Fast start from downtown!

Cooper Flagg, this towering presence, posts up and delivers a scoop layup! Textbook!

This established star Luka Dončić finds the open man! Assist and a two-handed slam!

This player on the come-up Donovan Mitchell goes to work in the paint! A buzzer beater drops beautifully!

Jesus Christ anticipates perfectly! A messiah who always sees it coming!

The players head in. Jesus Christ slips on the wet tunnel floor. Staff confession: Jesus Christ is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!

Jesus Christ drains it! Emptying the tank like a messiah on double shift!

Cooper Flagg piles it on! A free throw extends the lead! No mercy tonight!

This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg argues a call that went in their favor! Wait what?

Jesus Christ slides across the floor! A slide across the hardwood in transition! Entertainment!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva has the last say! Final word from a mixed martial arts fighter about the opponent's guard!

Cooper Flagg and Charles Oliveira Da Silva chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

87-108 (L)

Jesus Christ checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!

Luka Dončić, this colossus, gets the look but can't convert along the baseline!

Luka Dončić, this colossus, gets called for the carry! Occasional mental lapses in ball-handling!

Cooper Flagg gets crossed over! This well-respected player left frozen at the buzzer!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva with a pull-up jumper off the screen! Read that play like a textbook!

The players disappear. Donovan Mitchell has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Fun fact: Donovan Mitchell failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a mixed martial arts fighter after a long shift!

Luka Dončić fires a devastating dunk along the baseline but can't connect! Ego the size of Texas showing!

This living legend Jesus Christ calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!

Cooper Flagg, this towering presence, with tired legs back to the basket! Defense that's basically a suggestion slowing this name that's buzzing down!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva sits alone on the bench. This respected competitor processing the defeat.

Jesus Christ isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Luka Dončić tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. I got a text from Jesus Christ after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

102-90 (W)

Cooper Flagg, this giant, is introduced and the arena explodes! This dude putting the league on notice is in the building!

A reverse layup by Charles Oliveira Da Silva at the buzzer! A gym-rat work ethic in every fiber!

Cooper Flagg a perfect contest and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!

Cooper Flagg with the bounce pass! This guy with a proven track record threading it perfectly!

Donovan Mitchell dribbles to the weak side! This solid pro exploiting the rotation!

Halftime whistle! Charles Oliveira Da Silva slides down against the hallway wall. Physio's confession: Charles Oliveira Da Silva purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.

Cooper Flagg pulls up the Spalding with purpose! A catch-and-shoot triple! This up-and-coming baller means business!

Post-game fireworks for Charles Oliveira Da Silva! Brighter than the mouth guard on a perfect day!

Donovan Mitchell blows past the damn ball with patience! This dude putting the league on notice trusting the system!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva bridges two worlds: the opponent's guard and a layup, bound by passion!

Cooper Flagg, this player on the come-up, points to the crowd! A victory dance! This was for the fans!

Luka Dončić and Donovan Mitchell stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

124-92 (W)

Charles Oliveira Da Silva announces themselves! The mixed martial arts fighter has arrived and the building knows it!

Jesus Christ scores on the putback! Recycling the game is second nature for a messiah!

Cooper Flagg with the chase-down perfect contest! What athleticism!

This world-class player Luka Dončić with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!

Luka Dončić, this giant, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!

Halftime whistle. Luka Dončić flops into the first available chair. They say Luka Dončić eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.

Jesus Christ scores off the glass! Bank shot precision of a messiah!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva crosses over and the noise is deafening! A hostile crowd! Wow!

Cooper Flagg crosses over the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!

Jesus Christ, the messiah from the day shift, is writing their story on the gymnasium tonight!

Jesus Christ walks off into the sunset! Tomorrow: back to competing the game!

Cooper Flagg pretends to plant a flag at center court. Luka Dončić stands at attention. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

105-102 (W)

And we're underway! Charles Oliveira Da Silva touches the ball first! This solid pro looks eager!

Luka Dončić sprints to close out! A surgical steal at the buzzer! Great effort!

Donovan Mitchell with a rough deep three along the baseline! Tendency to rush at the worst time!

Donovan Mitchell, this established player, drops a free throw from way beyond the arc! Pure artistry!

Jesus Christ identifies the soft spot in the zone! This basketball god surgical precision!

End of the first act. Luka Dončić is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know? Luka Dončić once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

Donovan Mitchell, this player making noise, keeps the team alive! A buzzer beater in crunch time!

Cooper Flagg pressures the inbound! This up-and-coming baller with relentless a killer instinct!

Chills at the den as Jesus Christ gets introduced! The messiah with their bare hands!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva hits nothing but net! A fadeaway jumper in the final quarter! A gym-rat work ethic!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva carries the team to victory! Strong as a mixed martial arts fighter on a Monday morning!

Cooper Flagg and Charles Oliveira Da Silva act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

121-102 (W)

Donovan Mitchell, this tweener, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!

Luka Dončić, this mountain of a man, muscles in for a pull-up jumper! Pure power!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva rotates beautifully! Spinning with precision worthy of the mouth guard!

This living legend Jesus Christ orchestrates the offense facing the rim! Maestro!

Donovan Mitchell dunks with purpose every possession! This name that's buzzing chess master!

Into the tunnel. Donovan Mitchell grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Small detail: Donovan Mitchell wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva hits a pull-up jumper! Unreal swagger proving to be the difference tonight!

Luka Dončić dunks and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!

Cooper Flagg sprints back on defense! This player on the come-up leading by example!

This league veteran Donovan Mitchell plays every possession like the last! A gym-rat work ethic burning bright!

Jesus Christ finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a messiah would be proud of!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva does the floss while Luka Dončić spins like a top. Donovan Mitchell just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

100-112 (L)

This generational talent Jesus Christ gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!

Brick! Donovan Mitchell misfires on the low block! Sometimes predictable game at the worst time!

Cooper Flagg, this beanpole, fumbles the entry pass facing the rim!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva bites on the pump fake! This seasoned vet sent flying at the top of the key!

A bucket! Charles Oliveira Da Silva cannot be stopped tonight! This seasoned vet is locked in!

The players leave the court. Cooper Flagg clings to the tunnel railing. I've been told Cooper Flagg always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.

This established player Charles Oliveira Da Silva shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Donovan Mitchell, this solid pro, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!

This elite player Luka Dončić adjusts the angle mid-drive! An unmatched feel for the game body control!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva misses from fatigue! Tired arms from dismantling the opponent's guard all week!

Cooper Flagg walks off in silence. This hooper's hooper gave it all but it wasn't enough.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva bites the inside of his cheek. Cooper Flagg pinches the bridge of his nose. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

106-101 (W)

Charles Oliveira Da Silva, this pint-sized baller, sets the tone immediately! Freakish explosiveness from the jump!

Luka Dončić, this elite player, shuts down the play driving to the hoop! Lockdown defender!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva misfires on the floater! Too much float, the mixed martial arts fighter touch abandoned them!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva, this well-respected player, operates in transition with a devastating dunk! Clinic!

Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Iron discipline!

That's a cut. Luka Dončić stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Did you know? Luka Dončić once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.

Jesus Christ with the killer crossover in the dying seconds! This messiah has handles!

This established player Cooper Flagg forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!

Immense pressure as Jesus Christ warms up with some messiah moves!

Cooper Flagg, this beanpole, hits the big shot! Late in the quarter! That's a closer!

This max-contract guy Luka Dončić wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!

Luka Dončić gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Donovan Mitchell gives his shoes. Jesus Christ gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

98-108 (L)

Jesus Christ, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws first blood! A half-court heave to start!

This dude putting the league on notice Donovan Mitchell with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!

Cooper Flagg penetrates carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

Donovan Mitchell, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Lack of consistency exposed!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva catches fire! And it's a buzzer-beater! Nerves of steel taking over!

Coach calls everyone back. Charles Oliveira Da Silva drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know? Charles Oliveira Da Silva once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.

This multi-time All-Star Luka Dončić hangs the head after the miss! Deflated along the baseline!

Luka Dončić dishes the damn ball into nothing! Lack of consistency on full display tonight!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva uses that mixed martial arts fighter IQ on the court! Tactical brilliance!

Donovan Mitchell attacks but the legs won't cooperate! Ego the size of Texas catching up!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva takes the loss hard! Hard as the opponent's guard on a bad mixed martial arts fighter day!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva's gaze is cold, distant. Cooper Flagg's gaze is hot, angry. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

84-114 (L)

Charles Oliveira Da Silva, this well-respected player, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!

Luka Dončić launches a pull-up jumper and... Airball! Injury-prone body at its peak!

Turnover by Charles Oliveira Da Silva! Dismantling the opponent's guard requires less coordination, clearly!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a mixed martial arts fighter's worst day on the job!

This world-class player Luka Dončić stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

Rest time. Donovan Mitchell isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Physio's confession: Donovan Mitchell purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. We're back! The players look fired up.

Donovan Mitchell blows past but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva barely gets back on defense! Moving like a mixed martial arts fighter on a Friday afternoon!

This well-respected player Donovan Mitchell commits the 5-second violation! Clock management sometimes predictable game!

This dude putting the league on notice Charles Oliveira Da Silva gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

This solid pro Cooper Flagg shakes hands and moves on. In the end, heavy feet proved costly.

Luka Dončić refuses New York Over-Timers's handshake. Jesus Christ offers a limp one with just his fingertips. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

103-95 (W)

This well-respected player Donovan Mitchell in the starting lineup! Let's see what this well-respected player brings!

Jesus Christ with an and-one! The finesse of their bare hands right there on the gymnasium!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva with a charge taken! The reflexes of a mixed martial arts fighter catching the opponent's guard!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva sees the floor! The awareness of a mixed martial arts fighter scanning the opponent's guard!

Luka Dončić, this giant, exploits the mismatch at half court! Smart play!

Halftime whistle. Cooper Flagg spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Intel: Cooper Flagg once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva attacks at half court and finishes with a reverse layup! Too good!

The crowd is on its feet! An incredible energy as Cooper Flagg takes the court!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva holds the huddle together! That mixed martial arts fighter leadership on full display!

Jesus Christ's got those messiah hands! Gripping the orange like it owes them money!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva closes the show! Curtain call for the mixed martial arts fighter with the opponent's guard!

Jesus Christ and Luka Dončić chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

87-105 (L)

This big-name player Luka Dončić catches the orange early and goes to work! Opening salvo!

Donovan Mitchell, this tweener, can't finish in transition! That one stings!

Donovan Mitchell, this tweener, gets the ball poked away! Tendency to rush when protecting the Wilson!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva beaten to the spot! Slower than a mixed martial arts fighter on a Monday morning!

Donovan Mitchell scores from downtown! A pull-up jumper with iron discipline! Brilliant!

Halftime whistle. Donovan Mitchell flops into the first available chair. They say Donovan Mitchell eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The mixed martial arts fighter in them is showing!

Jesus Christ shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a messiah would cringe!

Jesus Christ calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's messiah mentality!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva, this solid pro, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!

Luka Dončić had the chances but couldn't convert. This reliable star left wanting.

Jesus Christ hurls his water bottle at the wall. Charles Oliveira Da Silva flinches but doesn't react. I learned that Jesus Christ's father was a mixed martial arts fighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

103-102 (W)

Cooper Flagg fires up the crowd to open the game! This guy with a proven track record starting strong!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva walls up in the high post! Immovable as the mouth guard bolted down!

A thunderous slam by Luka Dončić at half court is way off! Tough night for this certified bucket!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva gets the friendly bounce! Even the basketball respects a mixed martial arts fighter!

This established player Cooper Flagg recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!

Halftime! Donovan Mitchell walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. The staff told me Donovan Mitchell sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?

Donovan Mitchell, this seasoned vet, rises to the occasion! A scoop layup driving to the hoop! Huge!

Cooper Flagg slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Unreal swagger in every step!

You can feel a standing ovation through the screen! Donovan Mitchell in the spotlight!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva takes off and drills it! Coming out of the locker room! That dawg mentality under pressure!

That's the game! Luka Dončić finishes with a monster performance! This guy everybody knows victorious!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva and Cooper Flagg act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. Tonight I had a revelation: Cooper Flagg runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

86-117 (L)

Jesus Christ opens with a deep three! This generational talent making an early statement!

Donovan Mitchell, this swiss-army-knife type, bobbles the leather and the chance evaporates facing the rim!

Cooper Flagg coughs up the leather! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again from downtown!

Donovan Mitchell turns the head and loses the man! This league veteran napping defensively!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva slams the Spalding in frustration! Lack of consistency on full display!

Break time. Charles Oliveira Da Silva bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Anecdote: Charles Oliveira Da Silva lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.

Charles Oliveira Da Silva misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim the mouth guard at the opponent's guard!

Jesus Christ gulps water! As thirsty as a messiah reaching for the game!

Luka Dončić with the lazy pass! Sometimes predictable game leading to easy points!

This All-Star caliber talent Luka Dončić slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

Charles Oliveira Da Silva consoles teammates! The heart of a mixed martial arts fighter in that moment!

Jesus Christ bites his lip, fists clenched. Charles Oliveira Da Silva shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'

My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Luka Dončić.

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Standings
#8 / 16
Just behind New York Over-Timers · 16 pts
Last 6
2W · 4L
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Points · scored
1524 vs 1545
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Highlights
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Season journal

15 GAMES · 8W · 7 L · 1524 POINTS SCORED · 1545 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-112
LOSS
My Team falls to Detroit Engine-Roar 88-112. Tough night.
🏀 Jesus Christ★ Luka Dončić
W
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
130-85
WIN
My Team DESTROYS Miami Heart-Attack 130-85! Total domination!
🏀 Cooper Flagg🏀 Donovan Mitchell🏀 Jesus Christ★ Luka Dončić
L
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
87-108
LOSS
Defeat. Orlando Magic-Beans outplays My Team 108-87. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
W
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
102-90
WIN
Victory! My Team takes down Philadelphia Injury-Report 102-90. Luka Dončić led the charge.
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva🏀 Cooper Flagg★ Luka Dončić
W
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
124-92
WIN
My Team cruises past Phoenix No-Defense 124-92. Another W in the books!
🏀 Jesus Christ★ Luka Dončić
W
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
105-102
WIN
Down to the wire! My Team squeaks past Los Angeles Nursing-Home 105-102!
🏀 Donovan Mitchell🔥 Donovan Mitchell🔥 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
W
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
121-102
WIN
Victory! My Team takes down Toronto Border-Patrol 121-102. Luka Dončić led the charge.
🏀 Luka Dončić🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
L
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
100-112
LOSS
My Team falls to Minnesota Ice-Wall 100-112. Tough night.
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
W
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
106-101
WIN
Down to the wire! My Team squeaks past Houston Blast-Off 106-101!
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva🔥 Jesus Christ🔥 Cooper Flagg★ Luka Dončić
L
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
98-108
LOSS
Denver Horse-Track hands My Team a 108-98 loss. Luka Dončić tried their best.
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
84-114
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by New York Over-Timers 114-84. Long bus ride home.
★ Luka Dončić
W
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
103-95
WIN
Victory! My Team takes down Cleveland Twin-Towers 103-95. Luka Dončić led the charge.
🏀 Jesus Christ🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
L
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-105
LOSS
Defeat. Boston Ring-Chasers outplays My Team 105-87. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Donovan Mitchell★ Luka Dončić
W
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
103-102
WIN
OVERTIME! My Team edges out San Antonio Skyscrapers 103-102 in a thriller!
🏀 Charles Oliveira Da Silva🔥 Donovan Mitchell🔥 Charles Oliveira Da Silva★ Luka Dončić
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-117
LOSS
Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 117-86. Not our day.
★ Luka Dončić

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