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Fighter
Coach
Medic
Build your trio
A fighter, a coach, a medic — pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional.
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PaperTeamfight
Build your team. Survive as long as you can.
YOU
Your champion
VS
Round 7
The challenger
3 steps · 0 complicated rules
How it works
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K.O.
Face the gauntlet
A run of opponents that get tougher and tougher. One loss and it's over: sudden death.
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Share your run
A result card to share anywhere. Dare your friends to beat your score.
The share loopOne card. One challenge.
One card. One challenge.
One score to beat.
At the end of each run, your trio becomes a shareable card — ready for socials and built for the rematch.
- ★Your 3 personalities, paper-head medallions
- #Your score: the number of rounds survived
- ✕The opponent who knocked you out
PaperTeamfightRUN #4417
Fighter
Coach
Medic
Survived
14 ROUNDS
Knocked out by Round 15
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Casting: millions of personalities
Anyone versus anyone
Athletes, politicians, fictional heroes — from dead serious to utterly absurd. You decide who steps into the ring.
Mbappé
Churchill
Naruto
Napoleon
Cleopatra
Goku
Einstein
Jordan
Darth Vader
Joan of Arc
Serena W.
Sherlock
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How far will your
team go?
Build your trio. Throw it into the gauntlet. Come back with a card to make your friends jealous.
Build your team → The guide · Updated on July 13, 2026
The fight simulator where anyone can throw down with anyone.
Abraham Lincoln vs Batman. A gym-class dodgeball champ vs Chuck Norris. Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa. Paper Teamfight is a free, tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator: you build a trio, toss it into the paper ring, and walk out with a card ready to make your friends jealous.
The concept
Three roles, one gauntlet, zero complicated rules.
It all starts with a trio. A fighter — the one stepping into the ring, whose toughness and mobility decide almost everything. A coach — screaming from the corner, ready to trigger rage mode when things get ugly. A medic — patching your champion back together with tape at the edge of a knockout. You pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional, then send them through a string of increasingly brutal opponents. One loss and it's over: sudden death. Your score is the number of rounds survived, turned into a shareable card.
🥊Fightertoughness · mobility · power
📣Coachauthority · rage meter
💉Medichealing · survival at the brink of KO
Fight simulator
A paper ring for every combat sport.
The Paper Teamfight engine runs on paper MMA — strikes, takedowns, submissions, anything goes. But the spirit of the game covers the whole world of combat sports: whether you're picturing a boxing match, a judo duel, a muay thai round, or a straight-up MMA simulation, the principle stays the same — two camps, one ring, and the question that haunts every bar argument: who would win?
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MMAthe foundation of the mode: anything goes — strikes, takedowns, submissions.
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Boxingfists only, but a paper uppercut is still an uppercut.
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Savate (French kickboxing)the feet join the dance, with a bit more elegance.
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Muay Thaielbows, knees, shins — the "art of eight limbs" in origami form.
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Wrestlingtake them down and pin them there. Effective, less flashy.
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Pro wrestlingthe most theatrical combat sport of all — perfect for the paper treatment.
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Judothe way of softness: turning your opponent's own force against them.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsuthe ground game — locks, chokes. The brains of the fight.
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Karateone strike, one intention. Kime folded into a single sheet.
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Taekwondolegs that snap higher than heads.
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Kickboxingfists + feet, the high-strung middle ground between boxing and karate.
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Sambothe Russian grappling art that fed half of modern MMA.
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Sumopush them out of the circle. The shortest, densest fight there is.
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Fencingthe only discipline where the tip matters more than the mass.
The lineup
Dream teams (and nightmare ones).
The best part of this mode is the impossible matchup. Here's some fuel for your imagination, from the dead serious to the utterly ridiculous. The rest is up to you. serious · ridiculous
SeriousThe Founding Bruisers
🥊 George Washington · fighter
📣 Abraham Lincoln · coach
💉 Benjamin Franklin · medic
Washington already crossed a freezing river to fight, Lincoln keeps the ring civil, and Franklin invents half the equipment before the bell even rings.
SeriousThe Greatest of All Time
🥊 Muhammad Ali · fighter
📣 Vince Lombardi · coach
💉 Dr. Charles Drew · medic
Ali floats and stings, Lombardi turns 'winning isn't everything' into a threat, and Drew basically invented the blood bank, so the stretcher is fully stocked.
SeriousWakanda Forever
🥊 Black Panther · fighter
📣 Captain America · coach
💉 Bruce Banner · medic
A vibranium suit up front, the guy who can do this all day in the corner, and a doctor who moonlights as the angriest medic on Earth.
SeriousMoon Shot Militia
🥊 Neil Armstrong · fighter
📣 John F. Kennedy · coach
💉 Katherine Johnson · medic
Armstrong stayed ice-cold landing on the Moon with seconds of fuel, JFK sets impossible goals on purpose, and Johnson runs the trajectory math so nobody misses the ring.
SeriousMotor City Muscle
🥊 Serena Williams · fighter
📣 Aretha Franklin · coach
💉 Jonas Salk · medic
Serena's serve ends fights early, Aretha demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T loud enough to double as a game plan, and Salk cured polio, so a black eye is nothing to him.
SeriousThe Duke Rides In
🥊 John Wayne · fighter
📣 Teddy Roosevelt · coach
💉 Clara Barton · medic
The Duke never blinks, Teddy speaks softly and carries the ring post, and Clara Barton founded the Red Cross, so the medic tent is literally hers.
RidiculousThe Springfield Special
🥊 Homer Simpson · fighter
📣 Ned Flanders · coach
💉 Dr. Nick Riviera · medic
Homer's skull is famously indestructible, Flanders coaches with relentless okily-dokily positivity, and Dr. Nick charges surprisingly little for surprisingly bad surgery. Hi, everybody!
RidiculousKrusty Krab Combat Crew
🥊 SpongeBob SquarePants · fighter
📣 Mr. Krabs · coach
💉 Sandy Cheeks · medic
SpongeBob soaks up every punch and pops right back into shape, Krabs will motivate you for a nickel, and Sandy is a karate-kicking scientist squirrel, the best medic in the sea.
RidiculousThe Tiger King Tag Team
🥊 Hulk Hogan · fighter
📣 Joe Exotic · coach
💉 Bob Ross · medic
Hogan rips his shirt and hulks up on command, Joe Exotic brings unhinged energy no opponent can prepare for, and Bob Ross turns every injury into a happy little accident.
RidiculousDiner at 3 A.M.
🥊 A night-shift line cook · fighter
📣 A high school football coach · coach
💉 A small-town paramedic · medic
The cook wrangles 200-pound flat-tops and feels nothing, the coach screams 'give me fifty!' as strategy, and the paramedic has literally seen it all on a Friday night.
RidiculousGhostbusters HQ
🥊 The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man · fighter
📣 Peter Venkman · coach
💉 Egon Spengler · medic
A 100-foot marshmallow absorbs hits like a couch, Venkman coaches on pure sarcasm, and Egon has a gadget for every wound and exactly zero bedside manner.
RidiculousNacho Average Squad
🥊 Ron Swanson · fighter
📣 Leslie Knope · coach
💉 Dwight Schrute · medic
Ron Swanson eats pain and breakfast meats, Leslie Knope out-organizes every opponent with binders and belief, and Dwight ran a beet farm and claims extensive medical training. Fact.
Who would win?
The classic bar argument, finally settled (paper-style).
These debates never end — except here. Paper Teamfight doesn't claim scientific truth: it hands you a verdict, spectacular and shareable, to close the argument (or reignite it with a vengeance). Build both camps, launch the fight, and let the paper ring decide.
- Superman vs Goku — the Man of Steel versus a Saiyan who skips leg day for months and somehow wins anyway. Grab snacks, this one goes to a third power-up.
- A Texas BBQ pitmaster vs A New York hot dog vendor — low-and-slow patience against pure sidewalk hustle. The pitmaster wins on stamina, but the vendor never once stops making change.
- Rocky Balboa vs John Cena — the Italian Stallion goes the distance, but you literally cannot see Cena. Draw by invisibility.
- A soccer mom in a minivan vs The Terminator — one is an unstoppable machine with a single mission; the other is the Terminator. Never bet against the carpool.
Frequently asked questions
Everything you wanted to know about the paper ring.
What is Paper Teamfight?
Paper Teamfight is a tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator, 100% free and online. You build a trio — a fighter, a coach, and a medic — from millions of real or fictional personalities, then send them to face a string of increasingly tough opponents in a paper ring. Every run ends with a shareable result card.
Is this a real MMA fight simulator?
It's a deliberately playful MMA-style combat simulator made of paper. The outcome of each fight is calculated from each personality's "job stats" — their real-life profession determines their toughness, mobility, and power — not from a database of real fighters. The spirit covers every combat sport: MMA, boxing, wrestling, judo, karate, muay thai…
Which combat sports can you simulate?
All of them, in spirit: the engine runs on paper MMA, but you can picture your trio in boxing, savate, muay thai, kickboxing, wrestling, pro wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu, karate, taekwondo, sambo, sumo, or even fencing. The "anyone vs anyone" principle applies to any discipline you like.
How is the winner of a fight decided?
From each team member's job stats. A firefighter or a mover hits hard and takes a beating well; a poet is more fragile. The coach builds up the rage meter, the medic patches the fighter up at the edge of a KO. Same trio + same seed = the exact same fight (deterministic, so shared results can be replayed).
Who can be part of my fight team?
Anyone with a profile: athletes, politicians, artists, scientists, fictional or historical characters. From the most serious picks to the most absurd — that's the whole point: building impossible matchups.
Is it free?
Yes, 100% free, no install and no account required. Just play, survive the gauntlet, and share your result card straight from the browser.
So, how far will your team make it?
Build your trio, throw it into the gauntlet, come back with a fight card.
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