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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pre-season
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! Picture this: standing at 198 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Taylor Swift. The woman. Is. A philanthropist. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A philanthropist. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This girl jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at her back. But she's got bare hands and apparently, the technical motion of a philanthropist and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-126 (L)
Tip-off! Taylor Swift gets us started! Let's go!
Devin Vassell misfires in transition! Even this diamond in the rough has off nights!
Taylor Swift trips up in the restricted area! A philanthropist never trips at work... Right?
Nikola Jokić reacts too late to rotate! Limited stamina on the help side!
This established star Nikola Jokić fouls hard out of frustration! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
Halftime. Nikola Jokić wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Exclusive: Nikola Jokić was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets a clean look but shaky emotions under pressure costs the bucket!
This franchise guy Nikola Jokić can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Nikola Jokić with a wild pass that sails out! This All-Star caliber talent giving it away!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander storms to the bench! This legit talent is visibly upset!
Taylor Swift leaves the arena quietly! Quiet as a philanthropist after the game setback!
Nikola Jokić punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Devin Vassell slides down the wall to the floor. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
123-92 (W)
This next-level player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
A two-handed slam from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! This up-and-coming baller just keeps delivering!
Taylor Swift with the textbook defense! Written by a philanthropist with their bare hands!
Carter Bryant with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Natural-born leadership on that one!
This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Both teams head in. Taylor Swift has a red mark on her cheek from an elbow. Locker room anecdote: Taylor Swift talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this next-level player, with the exclamation-point euro-step! Game changer!
Nikola Jokić, this jersey-selling name, plays to the crowd! A roaring arena is contagious!
Carter Bryant, this newcomer, communicates the switch! An unmatched feel for the game and vocal leadership!
Carter Bryant is inevitable tonight! This total unknown can't be stopped!
This seasoned vet Shai Gilgeous-Alexander seals the deal! Victory with a gym-rat work ethic!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Nikola Jokić pretend to fish Taylor Swift out of the crowd. They pull hard. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
120-91 (W)
Devin Vassell launches into position! This unknown gem not wasting any time!
Devin Vassell drains a scoop layup at half court! Textbook night-in night-out consistency!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this big fella, blankets the shooter at the buzzer! No daylight!
This franchise guy Nikola Jokić with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Carter Bryant sets the screen at the perfect angle! This newcomer cerebral play!
Break time. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Little secret: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Taylor Swift turns the high post into a workshop. An alley-oop crafted with their bare hands!
Devin Vassell penetrates and the noise is deafening! An electric crowd! Wow!
This newcomer Carter Bryant unites the locker room! Eyes in the back of the head captain's mentality!
This first-ballot legend Taylor Swift plays every possession like the last! Eyes in the back of the head burning bright!
Carter Bryant, this surprise package, with the post-game interview smile! Night-in night-out consistency all night!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Taylor Swift makes a bigger heart. Devin Vassell makes a massive heart. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
95-99 (L)
This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup at half court!
Carter Bryant scores at the top of the key! A layup with nerves of steel! Brilliant!
This surprise package Carter Bryant can't recover! Scored on from way beyond the arc! Tendency to rush!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander air-mails a buzzer-beater from the left corner! Way off for this player on the come-up!
Devin Vassell, this hungry young player, wills the team back! Freakish explosiveness driving the comeback!
Break! Nikola Jokić takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Little secret: Nikola Jokić listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander turns it over in late in the quarter! This solid pro crumbles under pressure!
This next-level player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Taylor Swift plays with the game on their mind and the rock in their hands!
Carter Bryant, this absolute unit, rattles out the free throw! Injury-prone body getting the best of this hungry young player!
This All-Star caliber talent Nikola Jokić stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this All-Star caliber talent wanted.
Carter Bryant scratches the back of his neck nervously. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has the look of someone who has seen things. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
130-85 (W)
The game begins and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is ready! You can see night-in night-out consistency written all over his face!
Taylor Swift, this low-to-the-ground speedster, takes over from downtown. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Devin Vassell, this walking skyscraper, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Carter Bryant with the highlight-reel pull-up jumper! This dark horse owning the moment!
Devin Vassell times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A perfect contest driving to the hoop!
Halftime! Devin Vassell checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: Devin Vassell fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
This total unknown Carter Bryant capitalizes along the baseline! An off-balance shot with an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
This franchise cornerstone Taylor Swift finishes with a statement game! Iron discipline throughout!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander shoots a full-court shot and almost makes it! This guy with a proven track record so close!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander taps the logo on the jersey! A chest bump! That's pride right there!
Carter Bryant, this titan, celebrates the win! A hug with the coach! What a game!
Devin Vassell slides across the court in his socks while Nikola Jokić splashes water on everyone. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
99-101 (L)
This surprise package Devin Vassell comes out firing! A pull-up jumper in the first minute!
Taylor Swift, this pocket rocket, dominates back to the basket and puts up a devastating dunk! Unstoppable!
Taylor Swift left in the dust! Even a philanthropist moves faster than that!
Devin Vassell fires a free throw at the top of the key but can't connect! Ego the size of Texas showing!
Nikola Jokić converts the and-one! A hook shot! This world-class player won't go quietly!
Halftime whistle. Taylor Swift has dried blood on her elbow but plays tough. Physio's confession: Taylor Swift purrs when you massage her calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
This guy nobody was talking about Devin Vassell gets the look but can't convert! Tendency to force bad shots at the worst time!
Nikola Jokić, this beanpole, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
This hungry young player Devin Vassell refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
Carter Bryant can't handle the pressure! This surprise package folds in coming out of the locker room!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander walks off in silence. This up-and-coming baller gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Nikola Jokić walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Taylor Swift drags one foot after the other. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-82 (W)
Game time! Carter Bryant and this unknown gem ready to put on a show at the hardwood!
Nikola Jokić scores at will! A sky hook under the basket! This All-Star caliber talent domination!
Nikola Jokić pulls up and dishes! Gorgeous feed from way beyond the arc! That dawg mentality!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander pulls up and drills a catch-and-shoot triple! Can't teach that!
Nikola Jokić forces the step-out-of-bounds! This multi-time All-Star hawking the ball!
Halftime! Carter Bryant has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Anecdote: Carter Bryant once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
This potential breakout star Carter Bryant with a vintage bucket! The old magic is still there!
Carter Bryant, this long boy, caps off a dominant performance! Scary good handles from start to finish!
Carter Bryant pulls up the wrong way on offense! This raw talent needs a GPS!
This raw talent Devin Vassell rallies the crowd! A bench mob celebration from the left corner! Deafening!
This newcomer Devin Vassell is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander hugs the mascot. Taylor Swift hugs the referee. Awkward. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
106-105 (W)
Devin Vassell, this long boy, sets the tone immediately! A gym-rat work ethic from the jump!
Devin Vassell slides to the passing lane and steals it! A gym-rat work ethic!
A finger roll by Devin Vassell from downtown is way off! Tough night for this diamond in the rough!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this big fella, rises above and hammers a pull-up jumper!
Devin Vassell reads the defense perfectly! Next-level basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Players head to the locker room. Taylor Swift has tape on three fingers. Physio's confession: Taylor Swift purrs when you massage her calves. Like a cat. A big cat. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander nails the free throws to ice it! This up-and-coming baller with steady hands!
Carter Bryant a crucial offensive board with authority! This absolute unit protecting the paint!
Taylor Swift salutes the fans! Saluting the crowd, the philanthropist signs off in style!
Taylor Swift converts the and-one in traffic! Tough as competing the game in a crowd!
That's the game! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander finishes with a monster performance! This player on the come-up victorious!
Carter Bryant and Nikola Jokić slap each other's butts. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander declines the invitation. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
98-101 (L)
Carter Bryant, this unknown gem, embraces the standing ovation! Game on!
Devin Vassell with another alley-oop! You can't stop this man!
Carter Bryant, this walking skyscraper, gets dunked on facing the rim! Poster material!
Brick! Taylor Swift misfires from the left corner! Tendency to rush at the worst time!
This player on the come-up Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with the three-point play! Comeback special on the low block!
Intermission. Devin Vassell dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Exclusive: Devin Vassell was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This well-respected player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander misses the free throws! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the line!
This dude out of nowhere Carter Bryant hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the left corner!
Carter Bryant, this tower, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander misses in the clutch! A tear drop off the mark in the second quarter!
This guy everybody knows Nikola Jokić shakes hands and moves on. In the end, shaky emotions under pressure proved costly.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Carter Bryant fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
115-90 (W)
Carter Bryant, this tower, takes the court! The crowd fully behind them is electric!
Taylor Swift applies the same technique to the Wilson as to the game. A double-clutch layup from the left corner!
Carter Bryant, this mammoth, alters the shot! An unmatched feel for the game at the rim!
Nikola Jokić reads the defense like a book! Assist at the buzzer! Scary good handles!
Nikola Jokić identifies the soft spot in the zone! This headliner surgical precision!
The locker room fills up. Taylor Swift has already eaten three oranges. Exclusive info: Taylor Swift is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with a beautiful pull-up jumper from mid-range! Poetry in motion!
Palpable tension as Taylor Swift checks in for crunch time! The philanthropist returns!
Nikola Jokić, this certified bucket, rotates on defense! Freakish explosiveness team commitment!
This solid pro Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has that look in the eyes! Watch out! A killer instinct!
This dark horse Carter Bryant led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Devin Vassell and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander do celebratory push-ups. Carter Bryant counts out loud. Definitely cheating. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
105-114 (L)
Taylor Swift gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a philanthropist on day one!
Carter Bryant fades away the damn ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Nikola Jokić launches the basketball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this multi-time All-Star!
Carter Bryant gets crossed over! This dude out of nowhere left frozen along the baseline!
Devin Vassell shoots through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Halftime whistle. Taylor Swift has dried blood on her elbow but plays tough. Little scoop: Taylor Swift logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Nikola Jokić, this oversized freak, waves off the play call! Tendency to rush hurting the team!
Carter Bryant, this walking skyscraper, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to force bad shots!
This solid pro Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
Devin Vassell is gassed! This player nobody saw coming bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Carter Bryant had the chances but couldn't convert. This dark horse left wanting.
Carter Bryant watches the crowd file out in silence. Nikola Jokić prefers not to look. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-116 (L)
This legit talent Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This dark horse Devin Vassell misses the mark! A finger roll goes begging from the left corner!
Nikola Jokić coughs up the orange! Defense that's basically a suggestion strikes again off the pick and roll!
Taylor Swift, this little firecracker, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over heavy feet!
Devin Vassell scores with night-in night-out consistency. A deep three from mid-range! Too smooth!
Halftime whistle. Nikola Jokić has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Fun fact: Nikola Jokić was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Carter Bryant glares at the scoreboard! This dark horse not happy with the situation!
This franchise cornerstone Taylor Swift rattles it out! So close yet so far driving to the hoop!
Devin Vassell, this raw talent, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for an off-balance shot!
Carter Bryant, this mammoth, laboring up and down! Injury-prone body draining the energy!
This next-level player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander leaves the arena with head held high. Fought to the end.
Nikola Jokić walks head down toward the tunnel. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
104-92 (W)
This dude out of nowhere Carter Bryant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this dude out of nowhere brings!
Devin Vassell converts a tough double-clutch layup from the right corner! Skill level: elite!
Taylor Swift cuts off the drive! Precision of competing the game!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Taylor Swift pins the defender! Pinning them down with philanthropist authority!
Halftime whistle. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander flops into the first available chair. Fun fact: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
A pull-up jumper from Devin Vassell! That's ridiculous creativity at the highest level!
This player making noise Shai Gilgeous-Alexander silences the hostile crowd! A roaring arena shifts!
This newcomer Devin Vassell celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
This surprise package Carter Bryant flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sits on the bench with a smile! This solid pro job well done!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Taylor Swift gives her shoes. Carter Bryant gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
86-124 (L)
Nikola Jokić, this colossus, is introduced and the arena explodes! This reliable star is in the building!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with a rough bucket from downtown! Tendency to force bad shots at the worst time!
Taylor Swift commits the live-ball turnover! Their bare hands would be ashamed!
This dude putting the league on notice Shai Gilgeous-Alexander picks up the cheap foul! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
Taylor Swift stares in disbelief! The look of a philanthropist who just lost everything!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Devin Vassell picks up the pace. Little secret: Devin Vassell watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Taylor Swift forces a bad fadeaway jumper! This absolute legend needs to trust teammates!
Taylor Swift finds a second wind! The philanthropist engine roars back to life!
This hungry young player Devin Vassell loses concentration and the Spalding with it!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this titan, throws the hands up! Exasperated facing the rim!
Devin Vassell goes to work to the tunnel in disappointment. This hidden prospect will learn from this.
Nikola Jokić stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Carter Bryant comes back to get him. I learned backstage that Carter Bryant also does philanthropist on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-119 (L)
Taylor Swift checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Devin Vassell dunks the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this diamond in the rough!
Devin Vassell, this beanpole, gets the ball poked away! Heavy feet when protecting the damn ball!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
Carter Bryant picks up the second technical! This surprise package ejected! Heavy feet!
The players leave the court. Taylor Swift clings to the tunnel railing. Word is Taylor Swift sleeps with her basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. We're back! The players look fired up.
A floater from Carter Bryant hits the iron! Heavy feet under the spotlight!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander bends over during the dead ball! This up-and-coming baller gathering what's left!
Carter Bryant, this absolute unit, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
This diamond in the rough Carter Bryant shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this mountain of a man, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Nikola Jokić winces. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
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