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Season Journal

Standings

#TeamWLPts
1Detroit Engine-Roar13226
2Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest12324
3San Antonio Skyscrapers11422
4Cleveland Twin-Towers11422
5New York Over-Timers10520
6Houston Blast-Off10520
7Boston Ring-Chasers8716
8Denver Horse-Track8716
9Minnesota Ice-Wall8716
10My Team7814
11Toronto Border-Patrol7814
12Phoenix No-Defense51010
13Los Angeles Nursing-Home51010
14Philadelphia Injury-Report3126
15Orlando Magic-Beans1142
16Miami Heart-Attack1142

Pre-season

Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. The team with no name, baby! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is Victor Wembanyama. Standing at 224 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Jesus Christ. The man is a messiah. A freaking messiah. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

74-117 (L)

This guy nobody was talking about Khalil Mack comes out aggressive! Opens with a reverse layup from the right corner!

Brick! Victor Wembanyama misfires at the top of the key! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the worst time!

Victor Wembanyama lets fly the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this guy with a proven track record!

Hakeem Olajuwon gives up the back door! Lack of consistency when overplaying!

Stephen Curry mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!

Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Did you know? Stephen Curry tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.

Hakeem Olajuwon forces up a catch-and-shoot triple over the defense! Occasional mental lapses! Bad decision!

Hakeem Olajuwon fades away but the legs won't cooperate! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!

This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to force bad shots!

Jesus Christ, this smooth operator, sits down hard on the bench! Shaky emotions under pressure written all over his face!

Khalil Mack walks off in silence. This hidden prospect gave it all but it wasn't enough.

Stephen Curry taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Jesus Christ walks through the door without pushing it. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

100-110 (L)

Tip-off! Hakeem Olajuwon gets us started! Let's go!

Khalil Mack, this do-it-all player, can't get a step-back three to drop! Cold as ice tonight!

Khalil Mack coughs up the Spalding! Injury-prone body strikes again along the baseline!

This jersey-selling name Hakeem Olajuwon bites on the fake! Beaten at the buzzer!

Hakeem Olajuwon scores with night-in night-out consistency. A floater under the basket! Too smooth!

Halftime. Jesus Christ glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Anecdote: Jesus Christ slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.

Victor Wembanyama penetrates angrily after the turnover! This next-level player spiraling!

Jesus Christ takes a tough buzzer-beater and it doesn't go! Lack of consistency in shot selection!

Khalil Mack posts up to the weak side! This rising star exploiting the rotation!

Hakeem Olajuwon short-arms the shot from fatigue! This bonafide star has nothing left!

Jesus Christ tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we competes better, like the game!'

Khalil Mack's eyes are glassy. Victor Wembanyama mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

121-76 (W)

Game time! Stephen Curry and this guy everybody knows ready to put on a show at the palace of hoops!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this bonafide star, unleashes a double-clutch layup back to the basket! Bang!

Khalil Mack with the bounce pass! This hidden prospect threading it perfectly!

Jesus Christ explodes from downtown with the same confidence they bring to competing the game.

Stephen Curry rejects the layup! A rebound in traffic by this smooth operator! Get that out!

Halftime! Victor Wembanyama checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: Victor Wembanyama threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.

Stephen Curry with the decisive alley-oop! Iron discipline when it matters most!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this elite player, with the dagger and then some! A floater!

Jesus Christ accidentally steps on the basketball and slides! This potential GOAT surfing!

Khalil Mack steps back and celebrates! A primal scream facing the rim! The crowd erupts!

Victor Wembanyama, this player on the come-up, soaks in the moment! Victory at the top of the key! A chest bump!

Stephen Curry takes a bow for the crowd. Jesus Christ bows to Stephen Curry. The nobility of basketball. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

97-106 (L)

Khalil Mack looks dialed in from the start! A gym-rat work ethic preparation showing!

Jesus Christ misses the triple! Three-pointers aren't like triple-checking the game!

Victor Wembanyama, this big fella, gets called for the carry! Shaky emotions under pressure in ball-handling!

Hakeem Olajuwon bites on the pump fake! This All-Star caliber talent sent flying facing the rim!

Victor Wembanyama, this seasoned vet, operates along the baseline with a sky hook! Clinic!

The locker room fills up. Khalil Mack has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it Khalil Mack talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Back in action! The coach got the message across.

This certified bucket Stephen Curry shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Victor Wembanyama air-mails a tear drop at the buzzer! Way off for this established player!

Khalil Mack, this raw talent, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!

Hakeem Olajuwon is gassed! This bonafide star bent over at half court! Sometimes predictable game catching up!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this established star, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.

Victor Wembanyama hurls his water bottle at the wall. Jesus Christ flinches but doesn't react. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

87-107 (L)

This player on the come-up Victor Wembanyama comes out firing! A hook shot in the first minute!

Hakeem Olajuwon attacks but overcooks it! Limited stamina showing up again!

Victor Wembanyama with a wild pass that sails out! This up-and-coming baller giving it away!

This established player Victor Wembanyama picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!

Hakeem Olajuwon with the crafty layup! Pure God-given talent on display!

First half is done. Hakeem Olajuwon is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Confession: Hakeem Olajuwon believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.

Victor Wembanyama slams the orange in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!

Hakeem Olajuwon rises up the Spalding into nothing! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display tonight!

This newcomer Khalil Mack sets the back screen! Natural-born leadership off-ball contribution!

Khalil Mack, this all-around player, looks exhausted driving to the hoop! The legs are gone!

Stephen Curry had the chances but couldn't convert. This All-Star caliber talent left wanting.

Victor Wembanyama presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Khalil Mack walks right past without noticing. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

110-87 (W)

This player nobody saw coming Khalil Mack catches the rock early and goes to work! Opening salvo!

This player on the come-up Victor Wembanyama with a picture-perfect alley-oop! The crowd goes wild!

Jesus Christ, this tweener, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by natural-born leadership!

Hakeem Olajuwon threads the needle! Beautiful assist from downtown! Unreal court vision!

Khalil Mack, this hungry young player, orchestrates the delay game! Unreal swagger in action!

Cut! Halftime. Victor Wembanyama's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know Victor Wembanyama once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.

An alley-oop from Hakeem Olajuwon off the pick and roll! That's a statement right there!

This newcomer Khalil Mack turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!

Stephen Curry finds the open teammate! This All-Star caliber talent making everyone better!

Khalil Mack is inevitable tonight! This unknown gem can't be stopped!

Hakeem Olajuwon tosses the ball in the air! A fist pump toward the bench! This established star mission accomplished!

Victor Wembanyama and Khalil Mack act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

113-85 (W)

Stephen Curry opens with a buzzer-beater! This big-name player making an early statement!

Victor Wembanyama explodes and scores! A floater! This walking skyscraper is a problem!

This total unknown Khalil Mack forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!

Jesus Christ finds the open teammate! Vision of a messiah spotting the game!

This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!

Both teams head to the locker room. Khalil Mack wipes his forehead with his jersey. Small detail: Khalil Mack wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.

A double-clutch layup from downtown by Khalil Mack! This smooth operator with the long range!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this giant, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!

This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!

This potential breakout star Khalil Mack silences the noise! An off-the-charts basketball IQ locked in! Nothing else matters!

This once-in-a-lifetime player Jesus Christ secures the win with next-level basketball IQ! Another one in the bag!

Stephen Curry mimes popping a champagne bottle. Jesus Christ mimes chugging straight from it. Did you know that Jesus Christ practices messiah on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

110-108 (W)

Victor Wembanyama, this oversized freak, takes the court! The packed arena is electric!

Stephen Curry rotates perfectly for the surgical steal! Next-level basketball IQ on full display!

Jesus Christ misfires facing the rim! Even this first-ballot legend has off nights!

This established star Stephen Curry erupts for an alley-oop! The floodgates are open!

Stephen Curry, this max-contract guy, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a reverse layup!

The players file out. Khalil Mack exchanges a tense look with the coach. True story: Khalil Mack had his parking spot stolen by Minnesota Ice-Wall's mascot. Still talks about it. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.

Victor Wembanyama, this mammoth, comes up big! A deep three during crunch time! Legend!

Hakeem Olajuwon with the full-court pressure! This big-name player making them uncomfortable!

Listen to that roar! Hakeem Olajuwon crosses over and the place explodes!

Hakeem Olajuwon with the late steal and score! This reliable star taking matters into own hands!

Jesus Christ is named player of the game! The messiah is also the star!

Victor Wembanyama does a cartwheel at center court. Jesus Christ tries one too and eats it. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

107-94 (W)

And we're underway! Hakeem Olajuwon touches the leather first! This All-Star caliber talent looks eager!

Hakeem Olajuwon takes off through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this oversized freak, blankets the shooter under the basket! No daylight!

Stephen Curry with the lob pass from way beyond the arc! This top-tier talent to the teammate! Boom!

Khalil Mack makes the hockey pass! Silky smooth technique finding the extra pass!

Break! Khalil Mack grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. They say Khalil Mack eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!

What a shot from Jesus Christ! A messiah bringing their bare hands energy to the palace of hoops!

The arena is electric! This rising star Khalil Mack thriving in a Finals-like atmosphere!

This certified bucket Stephen Curry swings the Wilson around! Natural-born leadership ball movement!

Khalil Mack overcomes the early struggles! This newcomer rising like a phoenix!

This All-Star caliber talent Hakeem Olajuwon seals the deal! Victory with iron discipline!

Stephen Curry points both hands at the sky. Hakeem Olajuwon points at Stephen Curry. Jesus Christ points at the exit. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

124-100 (W)

Jesus Christ wins the opening tip! Tipping off with messiah energy!

Stephen Curry, this top-tier talent, threads the needle for a devastating dunk at half court!

This player nobody saw coming Khalil Mack with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!

Jesus Christ with the wraparound pass! Smooth hands from all that messiah work!

Victor Wembanyama spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!

The players file out. Jesus Christ exchanges a tense look with the coach. Anecdote: Jesus Christ slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.

Hakeem Olajuwon, this absolute unit, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous alley-oop!

This bonafide star Hakeem Olajuwon draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!

This household name Jesus Christ dives for the loose ball! Scary good handles on every play!

Victor Wembanyama launches into the record books! This respected competitor making memories!

This who-is-this-guy player Khalil Mack thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!

Victor Wembanyama and Hakeem Olajuwon stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

88-131 (L)

Jesus Christ, this all-around player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This guy with rings on every finger is in the building!

Stephen Curry, this world-class player, pulls the trigger driving to the hoop but no luck!

Victor Wembanyama fades away into a dead end from downtown! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas!

Victor Wembanyama lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this league veteran fooled!

Hakeem Olajuwon drops the head after another miss! Tendency to force bad shots sapping the confidence!

Finally a breather. Jesus Christ has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Physio's confession: Jesus Christ purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.

This rising star Khalil Mack rattles it out! So close yet so far on the low block!

This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!

Hakeem Olajuwon loses the orange in traffic! This bonafide star can't afford that!

Victor Wembanyama pulls up and kicks the stanchion! This legit talent losing composure!

Jesus Christ leaves the palace of hoops quietly! Quiet as a messiah after the game setback!

Khalil Mack leaves the court at a jog. Victor Wembanyama stays there, planted at center court, motionless. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

101-116 (L)

Jesus Christ dribbles onto the floor! The crowd roars for this certified GOAT candidate!

Khalil Mack clanks another one off the rim! This potential breakout star needs to find rhythm!

Jesus Christ passes to nobody! This generational talent with a head-scratching decision!

Stephen Curry, this tweener, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!

Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, muscles in for an and-one! Pure power!

Finally a breather. Hakeem Olajuwon has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Locker room intel: Hakeem Olajuwon has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.

Jesus Christ mouths off at the last second! A messiah venting about the game!

Khalil Mack, this tweener, gets stuffed trying a deep three! Denied!

This headliner Hakeem Olajuwon recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!

Khalil Mack, this smooth operator, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this 7-footer, hangs the head. Tough loss despite scary good handles effort.

Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Hakeem Olajuwon fidgets with his wristband nervously. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

101-95 (W)

The game begins and Victor Wembanyama is ready! You can see that dawg mentality written all over his face!

Jesus Christ launches the orange with scary good handles. And it drops! Nothing you can do!

Khalil Mack, this guy nobody was talking about, bodied up and forced the turnover! Physical defense!

Stephen Curry reads the defense like a book! Assist back to the basket! Silky smooth technique!

Jesus Christ reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this messiah!

Coach calls everyone back. Jesus Christ drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote: Jesus Christ slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.

Hakeem Olajuwon fires away the rock with purpose! A fadeaway jumper! This reliable star means business!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this reliable star, waves the crowd up! A roaring arena rising!

Victor Wembanyama sacrifices the body taking the charge! This well-respected player ultimate teammate!

This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama digs deep! Finding reserves nobody knew existed!

Jesus Christ, this guy with rings on every finger, high-fives the bench! A victory dance! Team effort!

Khalil Mack jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Behind the scenes, I learned Jesus Christ was also a messiah in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

92-111 (L)

This jersey-selling name Hakeem Olajuwon in the starting lineup! Let's see what this jersey-selling name brings!

Stephen Curry, this tweener, can't finish back to the basket! That one stings!

This multi-time All-Star Hakeem Olajuwon with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!

Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, uses strength and skill for a free throw! Complete player!

The players disappear. Stephen Curry has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Anecdote: Stephen Curry slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.

Khalil Mack can't mask the disappointment! This hidden prospect wearing it on the sleeve!

This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama short-arms an and-one off the pick and roll! Not enough lift!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch from the left corner! Smart play!

Stephen Curry, this headliner, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!

This franchise guy Stephen Curry congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this franchise guy.

Hakeem Olajuwon rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Khalil Mack picks up his own and folds it carefully. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

97-112 (L)

Stephen Curry fires up the crowd to open the game! This multi-time All-Star starting strong!

Stephen Curry can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this top-tier talent!

Khalil Mack with the backcourt violation! This who-is-this-guy player under too much pressure!

Hakeem Olajuwon gets burned on the drive! Limited stamina in lateral movement!

Khalil Mack, this smooth operator, glides to along the baseline for a silky and-one!

The players leave the court. Jesus Christ clings to the tunnel railing. Physio's confession: Jesus Christ purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.

Stephen Curry glares at the scoreboard! This top-tier talent not happy with the situation!

This elite player Hakeem Olajuwon shanks a layup facing the rim! That's uncharacteristic!

Jesus Christ exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with their bare hands acumen!

Hakeem Olajuwon, this beanpole, laboring up and down! Defense that's basically a suggestion draining the energy!

Jesus Christ walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to messiah life tomorrow!

Stephen Curry's eyes are red, jaw tight. Jesus Christ apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'

My Team ends the season #10 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.

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My team
🇺🇸 United States · TeamBranch League · Season #1
Standings
#10 / 16
Just behind Minnesota Ice-Wall · 16 pts
Last 6
2W · 4L
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Points · scored
1522 vs 1555
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Highlights
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▌ Season MVP
Victor Wembanyama

Season journal

15 GAMES · 7W · 8 L · 1522 POINTS SCORED · 1555 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
74-117
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Detroit Engine-Roar 117-74. Long bus ride home.
★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
100-110
LOSS
My Team can't find their rhythm. Miami Heart-Attack takes it 110-100.
🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
121-76
WIN
My Team DESTROYS Orlando Magic-Beans 121-76! Total domination!
🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon🏀 Jesus Christ🏀 Stephen Curry★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-106
LOSS
My Team can't find their rhythm. Philadelphia Injury-Report takes it 106-97.
🏀 Victor Wembanyama★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
87-107
LOSS
My Team can't find their rhythm. Phoenix No-Defense takes it 107-87.
🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-87
WIN
Victory! My Team takes down Los Angeles Nursing-Home 110-87. Victor Wembanyama led the charge.
🏀 Victor Wembanyama🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
113-85
WIN
My Team cruises past Toronto Border-Patrol 113-85. Another W in the books!
🏀 Victor Wembanyama🏀 Khalil Mack★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
110-108
WIN
Nail-biter! My Team survives Minnesota Ice-Wall 110-108. Victor Wembanyama hit the clutch shot!
🏀 Stephen Curry🔥 Victor Wembanyama🔥 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
107-94
WIN
My Team defeats Houston Blast-Off 107-94! Victor Wembanyama was on fire tonight!
🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon🏀 Jesus Christ★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
124-100
WIN
Big win for My Team over Denver Horse-Track! Final: 124-100. Victor Wembanyama dominated.
🏀 Stephen Curry🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
88-131
LOSS
Ouch. New York Over-Timers demolishes My Team 131-88. Not our day.
★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
101-116
LOSS
Rough game for My Team. Cleveland Twin-Towers wins 116-101.
🏀 Stephen Curry★ Victor Wembanyama
W
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
101-95
WIN
My Team defeats Boston Ring-Chasers 101-95! Victor Wembanyama was on fire tonight!
🏀 Jesus Christ🏀 Hakeem Olajuwon★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
92-111
LOSS
Defeat. San Antonio Skyscrapers outplays My Team 111-92. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Stephen Curry★ Victor Wembanyama
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
97-112
LOSS
My Team falls to Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest 97-112. Tough night.
🏀 Khalil Mack★ Victor Wembanyama

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