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Fighter
Coach
Medic
Build your trio
A fighter, a coach, a medic — pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional.
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PaperTeamfight
Build your team. Survive as long as you can.
YOU
Your champion
VS
Round 7
The challenger
3 steps · 0 complicated rules
How it works
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K.O.
Face the gauntlet
A run of opponents that get tougher and tougher. One loss and it's over: sudden death.
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Share your run
A result card to share anywhere. Dare your friends to beat your score.
The share loopOne card. One challenge.
One card. One challenge.
One score to beat.
At the end of each run, your trio becomes a shareable card — ready for socials and built for the rematch.
- ★Your 3 personalities, paper-head medallions
- #Your score: the number of rounds survived
- ✕The opponent who knocked you out
PaperTeamfightRUN #4417
Fighter
Coach
Medic
Survived
14 ROUNDS
Knocked out by Round 15
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Casting: millions of personalities
Anyone versus anyone
Athletes, politicians, fictional heroes — from dead serious to utterly absurd. You decide who steps into the ring.
Mbappé
Churchill
Naruto
Napoleon
Cleopatra
Goku
Einstein
Jordan
Darth Vader
Joan of Arc
Serena W.
Sherlock
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How far will your
team go?
Build your trio. Throw it into the gauntlet. Come back with a card to make your friends jealous.
Build your team → The guide · Updated on July 13, 2026
The fight simulator where anyone can throw down with anyone.
Wayne Gretzky vs Wolverine. Georges St-Pierre vs a Canada goose. A double-double vs a pumpkin spice latte. Paper Teamfight is a free, tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator: you build a trio, toss it into the paper ring, and walk out with a card ready to make your friends jealous.
The concept
Three roles, one gauntlet, zero complicated rules.
It all starts with a trio. A fighter — the one stepping into the ring, whose toughness and mobility decide almost everything. A coach — screaming from the corner, ready to trigger rage mode when things get ugly. A medic — patching your champion back together with tape at the edge of a knockout. You pick them from millions of personalities, real or fictional, then send them through a string of increasingly brutal opponents. One loss and it's over: sudden death. Your score is the number of rounds survived, turned into a shareable card.
🥊Fightertoughness · mobility · power
📣Coachauthority · rage meter
💉Medichealing · survival at the brink of KO
Fight simulator
A paper ring for every combat sport.
The Paper Teamfight engine runs on paper MMA — strikes, takedowns, submissions, anything goes. But the spirit of the game covers the whole world of combat sports: whether you're picturing a boxing match, a judo duel, a muay thai round, or a straight-up MMA simulation, the principle stays the same — two camps, one ring, and the question that haunts every bar argument: who would win?
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MMAthe foundation of the mode: anything goes — strikes, takedowns, submissions.
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Boxingfists only, but a paper uppercut is still an uppercut.
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Savate (French kickboxing)the feet join the dance, with a bit more elegance.
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Muay Thaielbows, knees, shins — the "art of eight limbs" in origami form.
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Wrestlingtake them down and pin them there. Effective, less flashy.
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Pro wrestlingthe most theatrical combat sport of all — perfect for the paper treatment.
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Judothe way of softness: turning your opponent's own force against them.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsuthe ground game — locks, chokes. The brains of the fight.
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Karateone strike, one intention. Kime folded into a single sheet.
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Taekwondolegs that snap higher than heads.
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Kickboxingfists + feet, the high-strung middle ground between boxing and karate.
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Sambothe Russian grappling art that fed half of modern MMA.
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Sumopush them out of the circle. The shortest, densest fight there is.
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Fencingthe only discipline where the tip matters more than the mass.
The lineup
Dream teams (and nightmare ones).
The best part of this mode is the impossible matchup. Here's some fuel for your imagination, from the dead serious to the utterly ridiculous. The rest is up to you. serious · ridiculous
SeriousMr. Hockey's Hat Trick
🥊 Gordie Howe · fighter
📣 Scotty Bowman · coach
💉 Frederick Banting · medic
Mr. Hockey invented the 'Gordie Howe hat trick' — a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one night. Scotty Bowman won more Stanley Cups than any coach alive, and Banting discovered insulin, so your corner is literally holding a Nobel Prize.
SeriousTrue North, Undefeated
🥊 Georges St-Pierre · fighter
📣 Don Cherry · coach
💉 Norman Bethune · medic
GSP is an actual UFC champion who retired on top, Grapes screams patriotism at full volume in an even louder suit, and Norman Bethune, the legendary battlefield surgeon, will have you back on your feet before the bell.
SeriousThe Fathers of Confederation
🥊 Sir John A. Macdonald · fighter
📣 Louis Riel · coach
💉 Tommy Douglas · medic
Sir John A. built the whole country (occasionally three sheets to the wind), Louis Riel led not one but two rebellions, and Tommy Douglas invented universal healthcare — the only medic in the game who won't send you a bill.
SeriousThe Marathon of Hope
🥊 Terry Fox · fighter
📣 Wayne Gretzky · coach
💉 Roberta Bondar · medic
Terry ran a marathon a day across half of Canada on one leg — no fighter has ever had more heart. The Great One sets up the perfect play, and Dr. Roberta Bondar is an astronaut AND a neurologist who's done science in orbit. Beat that.
SeriousOur Golden Girls
🥊 Hayley Wickenheiser · fighter
📣 Christine Sinclair · coach
💉 Clara Hughes · medic
Wickenheiser is the toughest hockey player this country ever made, Christine Sinclair has scored more international goals than any human alive, and Clara Hughes won Olympic medals in BOTH summer and winter — she'll out-endure your injuries out of sheer habit.
RidiculousThe Great White North
🥊 Bob McKenzie · fighter
📣 Doug McKenzie · coach
💉 Red Green · medic
A two-four of Molson for liquid courage, hosers, and when it all goes sideways Red Green stitches you up with duct tape and the handyman's secret weapon. If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
RidiculousSunnyvale's Finest
🥊 Ricky · fighter
📣 Julian · coach
💉 Bubbles · medic
Ricky swings first and reads the situation never, Julian keeps his rum-and-coke perfectly level through the chaos, and Bubbles is too pure for this cruel world — he'll patch you up between looking after the kitties. Decent, right?
RidiculousThe Heart Will Go On
🥊 Celine Dion · fighter
📣 Michael Bublé · coach
💉 Shania Twain · medic
Celine's power ballads shatter the opponent's eardrums, Bublé keeps everything smooth from the corner, and Shania nurses you back to health — though a broken nose still don't impress her much.
RidiculousThe Best There Is at What We Do
🥊 Wolverine · fighter
📣 Captain Canuck · coach
💉 Deadpool · medic
Little-known fact: Wolverine's from Cold Lake, Alberta, and Deadpool's played by Vancouver's own Ryan Reynolds — two Canadians who basically cannot be killed. Captain Canuck coaches in red-and-white spandex. Good luck landing a hit that actually sticks.
RidiculousSorry, Not Sorry
🥊 A lumberjack · fighter
📣 An RCMP Mountie · coach
💉 A hockey mom · medic
The lumberjack swings axes all day, the Mountie always gets his man, and the hockey mom has a minivan stocked with more first-aid than a walk-in clinic — plus orange slices for after. Sorry in advance, eh.
RidiculousPeak Canadian Wildlife
🥊 A Canada goose · fighter
📣 A beaver · coach
💉 A moose · medic
Anyone who's been chased across a Tim Hortons parking lot knows the Canada goose fears absolutely nothing. The beaver engineers the game plan, and a full-grown moose in your corner means nobody's getting close.
Who would win?
The classic bar argument, finally settled (paper-style).
These debates never end — except here. Paper Teamfight doesn't claim scientific truth: it hands you a verdict, spectacular and shareable, to close the argument (or reignite it with a vengeance). Build both camps, launch the fight, and let the paper ring decide.
- A Mountie vs a moose — The Mountie always gets his man — but a moose isn't a man, it's 1,500 pounds of Ontario with an attitude. Bet on the moose, quietly.
- Drake vs Justin Bieber — The 6ix versus Stratford's finest. Drake's got the reach, but Bieber's been scrapping with paparazzi since he was 15. Cointoss — either way they'll cry about it in the next single.
- A curler vs a lumberjack — The lumberjack brings the muscle, but the curler's spent 20 years sliding on ice with perfect balance and a broom. Never underestimate a man who screams 'HURRY HARD' for a living.
- Bubbles vs a Canada goose — Bubbles would never hurt an animal — which is exactly why the goose wins. It has no such honour code, and it knows it.
Frequently asked questions
Everything you wanted to know about the paper ring.
What is Paper Teamfight?
Paper Teamfight is a tongue-in-cheek fight game and combat simulator, 100% free and online. You build a trio — a fighter, a coach, and a medic — from millions of real or fictional personalities, then send them to face a string of increasingly tough opponents in a paper ring. Every run ends with a shareable result card.
Is this a real MMA fight simulator?
It's a deliberately playful MMA-style combat simulator made of paper. The outcome of each fight is calculated from each personality's "job stats" — their real-life profession determines their toughness, mobility, and power — not from a database of real fighters. The spirit covers every combat sport: MMA, boxing, wrestling, judo, karate, muay thai…
Which combat sports can you simulate?
All of them, in spirit: the engine runs on paper MMA, but you can picture your trio in boxing, savate, muay thai, kickboxing, wrestling, pro wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu, karate, taekwondo, sambo, sumo, or even fencing. The "anyone vs anyone" principle applies to any discipline you like.
How is the winner of a fight decided?
From each team member's job stats. A firefighter or a mover hits hard and takes a beating well; a poet is more fragile. The coach builds up the rage meter, the medic patches the fighter up at the edge of a KO. Same trio + same seed = the exact same fight (deterministic, so shared results can be replayed).
Who can be part of my fight team?
Anyone with a profile: athletes, politicians, artists, scientists, fictional or historical characters. From the most serious picks to the most absurd — that's the whole point: building impossible matchups.
Is it free?
Yes, 100% free, no install and no account required. Just play, survive the gauntlet, and share your result card straight from the browser.
So, how far will your team make it?
Build your trio, throw it into the gauntlet, come back with a fight card.
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