☠ Emergency Broadcast · NEMA AlertDay 01 · 00:00:00

THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.
Who will survive?

Nobody could say for certain where it started. Some blamed the bushmeat, the strange cuts of antelope sold at the far end of Balogun Market where the fluorescent lights never worked and the meat sat uncovered since dawn. Others pointed to the container ship from Douala that had docked at Apapa Port three days earlier, its crew missing, its cargo manifest incomplete, a smell leaking from Hold 4 that the customs officers dismissed as rotten fish. A few whispered about the body that washed up on Bar Beach the previous Friday, bloated beyond recognition, which the police had covered with a tarp and forgotten. It was a Tuesday. Five seventeen in the afternoon. The hour when Eko Atlantic's glass towers emptied their workers onto Ahmadu Bello Way, when the danfos on Third Mainland Bridge were packed so tight that passengers breathed each other's sweat, when Oshodi interchange became a single organism of twelve million bodies trying to get home.

▌ Official Report

09:40 → 15:08 · Abuja falls in 5h28

CAPTURED · MAR 12 · 21:08
09:40
Utako Bus Terminal
Commuters stumbling at the platform. AUMTCO calls it heatstroke. Then the screaming starts.
11:17
Eagle Square
The national monument watches the square fill with teeth and blood. Keke NAPEP weave until they can't.
13:37
Aso Villa
FEC convenes. Forty minutes later nothing comes out of Aso Rock.
15:08
Silent Abuja
Zuma Rock darkens in the distance. A grey tide shuffles down Constitution Avenue toward Wuse.
D+01
Your mission
You need to build a team of 7. Every day you gain brings them closer to the light. Start now.

"As night fell, Aso Rock still loomed in silhouette behind the city, gilding a city with nothing alive left in it. Constitution Avenue, deserted, was strewn with overturned keke NAPEP and abandoned Cowrie cards. And in the dark, it was hungry."

— EXCERPT · INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION · 03:12

Build your team · 7 roles

7 ROLES · 0 MARGIN FOR ERROR
Arsenal

350+ weapons,
vehicles &
strange things

From the katana to Billy the puppet. From the battle tank to the garden gnome. Every survivor carries 3 items: choose well. Unlock new gear as you gain experience.

▌ Arms · 118

Weapons

  • ⚔️ChainsawLEG.
  • Spiked batRARE
  • 🧹BroomCOMMON
▌ Vehicles · 83

Transport

  • 🪖Battle tankLEG.
  • 🚙JeepRARE
  • 🛴Kick scooterRISKY
▌ Care & tools · 94

Survival

  • 🩹First-aid kitLEG.
  • 💉SyringeRARE
  • 🩹PlasterCOMMON
▌ Memes & oddities · 71

Unusual

  • 🧸Teddy bearMEME
  • 🤡PuppetMEME
  • 🦆Rubber duckMEME

Secret combos

2,000+ hidden synergies · Find them to unlock GOD MODE
🍳Cook+Star chef

Michelin Mayhem

Meals become works of art. Team morale never drops below 60%.

▲ REGEN +35% / day
👤Account+📡Active session

Connected user

Teams that still have some information about the old world last longer. Log in to activate the permanent bonus.

▲ STRENGTH +5%
🎖️Leader+👑Crown

Natural authority

The crown commands respect even in the chaos. The leader radiates poise, nobody questions the orders.

▲ CHARISMA +50%

Survival Score · 13 tiers

▌ FROM 0 TO 1200+ · FROM "ZOMBIE FOOD" TO "GOD MODE"

01
Zombie Food
You don't even make it past the first day.
0–99
02
Dead in 5 minutes
Just enough time to say "it'll be fine"... and it's over.
100–199
03
Barely a week
Seven days, not one more. The team falls one by one.
200–299
04
One-month reprieve
A month earned. But the reprieve has a deadline.
300–399
05
Mediocre survivors
You hold on. Without style, but you hold on.
400–499
06
Solid team
Roles are well balanced. People believe in you.
500–599
07
Apocalypse Veterans
You've seen worse. You've survived worse.
600–699
08
Walking Dead Heroes
Survivors talk about you around the campfire.
700–799
09
Zombie Slayer Elite
The hordes change sidewalks when you pass.
800–899
10
Apocalypse Champions
You reclaim cities, not just shelters.
900–999
11
Legendary Commanders
A whole region obeys you. You are rebuilding.
1000–1099
12
Immortal Squad
Bullets miss their mark. Bites slide off.
1100–1199
13
GOD MODE
You rebuilt civilization. Alone.
1200+
☠ Last broadcast · Weak signal

So, will your team
survive?

Run the simulation. Discover your Survival Score. Share your team. Every decision matters. Every day brings you closer to GOD MODE, or to death.

◉ CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSIONS · FAQ

Frequently asked questions
from the exclusion zone

▌ 4 transmissions to read before building your team

▸ Q.01Is Teambranch really 100% free?
Yes, no exception. Build as many teams as you want, chasing GOD MODE. No mandatory signup, no paywall, no intrusive ads.
▸ Q.02Who can I add to my team?
Teambranch taps into many databases: celebrities, athletes, fictional characters, political figures, artists. Try it and let your imagination run.
▸ Q.03How can I share my team and results on social?
Every team generates a unique link and an HD image ready to post. One click for Twitter (X), WhatsApp, Instagram or TikTok.
▸ Q.04How does the survival simulation work?
Teambranch uses a simulation engine that assigns statistics to each character and computes your team's strengths and weaknesses, factoring in item power and the hidden combos that trigger between members and gear.

THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN

The first incident was at Mile 12 Market. A woman selling tomatoes began to convulse near the pepper section, knocking over baskets, scattering scotch bonnets across the concrete. The traders nearest to her thought it was epilepsy. One man held her down. She bit through his forearm to the bone. He screamed. She stood up wrong, her neck at an angle that spines don't permit, and walked into the crowd. Within four minutes, the pepper section was gone. Within ten, the screaming had reached the yam traders on the opposite end. The market's unofficial security, three men with machetes and yellow vests, ran toward the noise. They did not run back.

By five forty-five, phone cameras were out across Lagos. A teenager in Mushin posted the first video to TikTok. Six seconds of shaky footage showing what looked like a mob attack near the Agege Motor Road overpass. It got two hundred thousand views in three minutes. A second video, from a BRT bus window on Ikorodu Road, showed people climbing over the median barrier, running against traffic, cars honking, then stopping, then going silent. That video got four million views. Then MTN went down. Then Glo. Then Airtel. Not because of the zombies. Because twelve million people tried to make phone calls at the same time, and the infrastructure that could barely handle a normal Tuesday evening collapsed under the weight of collective terror.

The Lagos State Governor appeared on Channels TV at six forty-seven from a studio in Victoria Island. He urged calm. He referenced a gas leak. He said the police had the situation under control. By seven fifteen, the state emergency broadcast frequency was playing hold music. By eight oh two, the Governor's convoy was spotted forcing its way across the Lekki toll gate heading toward Murtala Muhammed Airport. The police commissioner's phone rang to voicemail. In a city that had survived military coups, fuel scarcity riots, and the Lekki toll gate shootings, the people of Lagos were used to being abandoned by their government. This time, though, the government had a point in running.

MOPOL checkpoints, the mobile police units stationed at every major intersection, were designed to stop cars. To check papers. To extract bribes from commercial drivers. They were not designed for what came walking out of the darkness of Mushin, Oshodi, and Ajegunle. The officers fired. The things did not stop. The officers fired again. They kept not stopping. At the Ojota checkpoint, a sergeant emptied two full magazines into a crowd that used to be commuters. The crowd absorbed the bullets the way Lagos absorbs rain, briefly, then it overflowed. The military was called. But the Third Mainland Bridge was already impassable, not from zombies but from the ten-kilometer traffic jam of people trying to flee to the mainland or flee from the mainland, nobody sure anymore which direction was safe.

Mushin fell first because Mushin was already falling. The streets too narrow for ambulances on a normal day were too narrow for escape. The face-me-I-face-you tenements, where twenty families shared a corridor and a single toilet, became corridors of transmission. One infected person in a room of eight meant eight infected people in a building of forty. Agege followed, the alleys behind Pen Cinema where even okada riders knew to accelerate, where the darkness between zinc rooftops was total. Ajegunle went next, Jungle City earning its name for the last time, the waterlogged streets slowing everything except the dead, who did not care about ankle-deep sewage.

On the Island, it was different. Victoria Island fell with its lights on. The generators that kept the mansions bright when NEPA failed, they kept running as the dead walked up Banana Island's private bridge. The security guards at the gate, the ones trained to stop uninvited guests, they tried. The electric fence worked until the bodies piled high enough to short-circuit it. Ikoyi fell house by house, compound by compound, each gated wall buying minutes, not hours. The rich had backup generators, panic rooms, satellite phones. None of these things stopped teeth.

Surulere held longer than anyone expected. The neighborhood that gave Nigeria its musicians, its actors, its identity, organized the way it always had, block by block. The area boys, usually feared, became the first line of defense with their machetes and broken bottles. The women of Adeniran Ogunsanya Street barricaded with market tables and burning tires, the same tactic that had blocked police raids for decades. National Stadium became a rally point, its floodlights powered by the stadium's own generator, drawing thousands of survivors through the gates. For two hours, it worked. Then the lights attracted more than survivors.

The churches filled. Deeper Life on Gbagada Expressway. Redeemed Christian Church's camp on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway where Pastor Adeboye had once gathered a million worshippers. They filled because Lagosians had been told all their lives that the church was a sanctuary, that faith was a shield. The singing started, desperate worship, voices raised against the sound of breaking glass. Christ Embassy's headquarters in Lekki held a final service. The congregation sang in tongues. The doors, designed to welcome, were not designed to hold.

The mosques were the same. Lagos Central Mosque's ancient walls on Lagos Island, where Friday prayers regularly drew ten thousand, became a refuge for the desperate. The imam organized the men at the doors. They held with prayer mats and wooden beams. The call to Isha prayer went out at seven thirty-two, the muezzin's voice carrying over a city that was no longer listening to anything but screams. It was the last azan Lagos would hear.

At eleven that night, the Third Mainland Bridge was visible from both shorelines, a twelve-kilometer ribbon of headlights frozen in place, car doors open, engines still running. Below, Lagos Lagoon reflected the orange glow of fires in Makoko, the floating slum burning because someone had tried to stop the spread with kerosene. It did not stop the spread. Makoko sank and burned and died the way it had always lived, ignored by the city around it.

By midnight, the skyline of Lagos Island still glittered. The banks, the corporate towers, the neon signs selling Malta Guinness and GLO SIMs, they blazed on because diesel generators do not know the world has ended. From the top of the Nigerian Law School building, if anyone had been alive to look, they would have seen a city of twenty-three million reduced to light without meaning. The go-slow to end all go-slows. Every road full. Every car stopped. Every door open.

Lagos, the city that never slept, the city that had survived everything, finally went quiet. Not silent. Quiet. The difference is teeth. Twenty-three million mouths. Open. To bite.

7 roles. 28 days. Zero margin for error.

  • 👑
    Leader
  • 🏃
    Scout
  • 🛡️
    Tank
  • 💉
    Medic
  • 🍳
    Cook
  • 🔧
    Tech Expert
  • 💀
    Bait